Dateline Washington DC -

Obama & Holder Send America Back in Time! Entire nation now in the 1950s and '60s!

"President B. Husseinovich Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have utilized arcane technology and sent America back in time fifty years, to the time of the race riots and marches of the '50s and '60s - for the good of the People!" stated noted scientist H.G. Sharpton outside the doors of his laboratory at MIT.

Dr. Sharpton noted that during early trials of the Race Card Time Machine some photos had been taken of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin and given to the press.

While most Americans are shocked at suddenly finding themselves back in an earlier time, certain Teabagger flat earthers claim that they knew all along this was going to happen:

"Yeah, we saw it coming, especially since if the president and the attorney general had sons they'd look like Trayvon," said Jefferson Adams, of the Tea Party.

Officials with the Obama Administration had no comment, other than to say that gasoline was cheap again and that it burns really well during race riots.

Obama: "If I Had A Guilty Verdict, It Would Look Like Oj!"

... and the Twitter stage lights up with celebs and other intellectual and legal luminaries firing up the lynch mobs nationwide...

For a special treat, sign in to Twitter and search hashtag #NoJustice - it'll take the next 2 or 3 days to get through them all...

Why so socialist?

"Some Men Aren't Looking For Anything Logical ... Like Money. They Can't Be Bought, Bullied, Reasoned Or Negotiated With. Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn." ~The Dark Knighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_em ... dtm2d8RAwA

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