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Obama's Franks and Beans: It's What's For Dinner

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America, Forget About Steak! The big caring government demands you do with less. We know what's good for you. Obama's Franks and Beans Sacrifice never tasted so good - Velma Hart

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It's the Breakfast for Bloated Bureaucracies.

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Mmmm, good!
Mmmm, good!
For the masses, Obama's
Mmmm, GOOD!

Yes Comrades, I spent many years working in the tunnels with my fellow Viet Cong Democrats filling out voter registration cards in the names of dead people (did you know Rudolph Valentino and Chuck Wagon are registered Democrats in all 57 states?) We had nothing to eat but Obama yard signs (which is why they were so scarce) so we would be very appreciative when Rahm or Axelrod would come by on their way to a lavish fundraising dinner and drop a can of Obama's Franks and Beans into our tunnel. I frequently was trampled by the stampeding masses of hungry workers and usually only got a piece of the label to eat. Mmmmm, good.


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I think I'll stick to Bacon & Beans because it looks like Obama may be using Franks' Franks.

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--KOOK

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Are you on the stimulus diet and feeling that bloated, hot wind of change? Use the proven Progressive antidote.
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Oh wow... is there a chance we proles can get a taste of those weenies and beans? Would make a nice change from beets... just sayin' :)

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Isn't the shared sacrifice Dear Leader is making to upgrade all of us into the
Franks & Beans Shared Prosperity Program ™ why we elected him?
We should all be on our knees in Thanks for the f-ing bounty we are about to receive...

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And it's GREEN!


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The brilliance of the Party ™ mystifies me, a mere prole.

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OBAMA'S FRANKS AND BEANS!!? We all know that is just reichwiener talk for decapitation de-franking dearests Leader!! THAT IS DENOUNCEABLE!!

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Fraulein P......

Here is example of Dear Leader "Then and Now":

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Comrade Boris, thank you for your clear clarification but I am not sure of having dear Leaders ******* in a can? Is this constructive to the collective?
But on the other hand, I do see the point you are pointing to . . hopeless in can = Obama as seen by reichwieners. I am sure there's a clear denouncement to be had. . . .

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Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:And it's GREEN!


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The brilliance of the Party ™ mystifies me, a mere prole.
Soylent Green, at that.

--ZB

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Now we're living outta paper sack
Economy has gone flat
He's a clueless canary, drinkin' imported beer
Pelosi rules, has her own Leer
Bailout money checks are here
Prophet Obama's near
Lose the house and leave the hood
Stand on a street corner, "Work for Food"

The Franks and Beans are good
The Franks and Beans are good

Got the big gig, it's in the bag
Michelle's posing for a fashion mag
There's Obama, Pelosi and Reid
Drive their SUVs on the side
Queen of San Fran's aging blues
Dinner's at six, kobe beef will be served
I know they're lying their heart out to me
Their lips are moving and now I see

The Franks and Beans are good
The Franks and Beans are good

Kids dropped off at private schools
SEIU, they all want more
Obama's puff questions on the town hall floor
Looking to the future and I cannot see
Or is this our new reality
Teleprompter answers are kinda vague
Hello? Blank stare, He's not at home
But the lights are on, nobody's home

The Franks and Beans are good
The Franks and Beans are good
Hello D.C. we're on the phone
Come November, you'll be gone


The Franks and Beans were good
The Franks and Beans were good

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Won't beans cause rapid temperature rise to mother earth?


 
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