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Huh? What? It's 2015? This is confusing, mostly because I do not remember it being so late the last time I wandered in. Alas, that is what comes with being the Commissar of Time, time and space becomes as fluid as Bruce Jenner's gender.

Here then is most glorious news from the heroic future!

The Obama Third Term happens when in an unprecedented move, all 57 states agree to a new constitutional amendment that allows unlimited presidential terms, restricts the representation of Republicans to 33% of Congress in order to permit greater diversity among elected officials, and coincided with FEMA putting emergency water purification chemicals into the nation's water following a freak collision an experimental nuclear powered Iranian unmanned hypersonic research probe, and Dallas, Texas.

With a third term and a friendly Congress firmly in place after 2016, Obama then proceeds to transfer sovereignty of Texas to Iran as reparations for the destruction of their atomic research device, and outlaws inquiry into citizenship when registering people to vote.

"If you are living in the United States, you are entitled to a cellphone and a voter's card."

For the moment I must be off again to regain my bearings and consume large quantities of vodka. But before I go, it was pretty amazing the Seahawks won two Super Bowls in a row wasn't it?

Texas ceded to Iran? ... Maybe it will turn out to be vice versa. Indeed, I can hardly wait to see what happens next when the Texians are turned loose on over to the ayatollahs.

RedDiaperette wrote:Texas ceded to Iran? ... Maybe it will turn out to be vice versa. Indeed, I can hardly wait to see what happens next when the Texians are turned loose on over to the ayatollahs.

Pull up a toad stool and have a sip of the Colonel's spirits while you wait -

RedDiaperette wrote:Texas ceded to Iran? ... Maybe it will turn out to be vice versa. Indeed, I can hardly wait to see what happens next when the Texians are turned loose on over to the ayatollahs.

Yes, Comrade RedDiaperette, that would, indeed, be a sight for sore eyes.

I denounce the "rule against perpetuities".
May our Glorious Leader® enjoy endless terms and thereafter his progeny.
For six centuries.