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Obama's Plan On-Track: Space Shuttle Program Terminated

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Comrades!

As Comrade President Obama has said, Amerika is no more exceptional than any other country. And here is one more reason why he is correct.

When the Space Shuttle Atlantis returns to Earth, it will mark the first time in the history of NASA that it will have no operational manned spacecraft AND no manned spacecraft on the drawing board to replace it!

To make this even more special... 8,000 bourgeois technicians will be be laid-off!!!!

Glorious Comrades!

As we march toward the shining Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, we must heap praise upon Comrade President Obama! For his glorious plan to transform this evil, oppressive and capitalist United States of America into a compassionate and Socialist United Soviet States of Amerika is working!!!

Add the dismantling of NASA to the $5 Trillion of debt he has accumulated in ONLY 30 MONTHS and the United Soviet States of Amerika is well on it's way to becoming the "Albania of the Amerikas".

HAIL OBAMA!!!

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I remember as a young child growing up near Huntsville, Alabama when they would test fire the first stage of the Saturn V it sounded like TNT being set off. And I lived 40 miles away. For a 6 year old this made an impression that lasts to this day.

Now over 40 years later, with the Ares and Orion projects cancelled by this relic of the KGB, President B. Hussain Obama ... the only moon in our future are His Excellency's sychophant moonbats lauding him for finally "redirecting" the money that NASA "drains" from welfare and sending it back to "the non-workers of the world".

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ZB

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Image
... the only moon in our future are His Excellency's sychophant moonbats...
Oh, I don't know... I was once a proud member of a Synchronized Mooning team, and it COULD happen again, given appropriate (or appropriately inappropriate) circumstances :)

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I remember those days, Blok. It was as a thunderstorm was lurking just below the horizon...but across the whole northern horizon. Thank Lenin we're not wasting any more money on that stuff! What came out of the space program other than joyrides for a bunch of frat boys and fighter jocks? I mean, it's not like there were any spinoff technologies...hang on, cell phone's ringing...it's my brother in India via satellite <pause> Okay, I'm back. Like I was saying...crap, I've got to go get dinner out of the microwave; be right back. You know, it's amazing how Corning Ware doesn't heat up in that thing. Anyhow, the space program was simply a waste of money.

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Our Leader must be trusted to take us in the right direction.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I remember those days, Blok. It was as a thunderstorm was lurking just below the horizon...but across the whole northern horizon. Thank Lenin we're not wasting any more money on that stuff! What came out of the space program other than joyrides for a bunch of frat boys and fighter jocks? I mean, it's not like there were any spinoff technologies...hang on, cell phone's ringing...it's my brother in India via satellite <pause> Okay, I'm back. Like I was saying...crap, I've got to go get dinner out of the microwave; be right back. You know, it's amazing how Corning Ware doesn't heat up in that thing. Anyhow, the space program was simply a waste of money.

LMFAO The last sentence says it all......

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It was a Kaptitalist marketing ploy to make us all drink TANG made with floridated water...

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Thank Gaia that The Subhuman Nation Known As 'Amerikkka' has finally, completely, totally abandoned its Preeminent Major Average Supportive Ancillary Minor Role In "Space Exploration!"

After all, Everyone knows that all of that dreadful "moon soap-opera roughage" was fully Staged In The Desert of Arizona Northern Hermosillo!

All Hail Our Obammunist Commissar! Only He can Fully punish the burgeoisie criminals save money Balance The Budget Discover True Savings for The Little Man People! Only He can fully Understand The Future!

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GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report: Obama Strips NASA Naked


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Progressive Shared Sacrifice:



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We can't have astronauts wearing expensive suits equipped with lavish life-support when there are still people going hungry and naked.



--GAIA Minister Neytiri


 
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