Coming on the heels of his soon-to-be-released socialist porno documentary, it was announced today that B. H. Obama would be starring in the much-anticipated, There Will Be Taxes. It's rumored to be the first drama picture by Michael Moore, and promises a nuanced, morally ambiguous, and scathing portrayal of the evils deeply embedded within American Capitalism, and the struggles of one daring, noble man to "spread the wealth". While it has yet to be shot, there are talks of an Oscar sweep.

Project Happy:

I am sure there will be an all out bidding war between Michael Moore and Oliver Stone for the right to make this biopic. Especially since the One has agreed (?) to star as himself.

I do like the hat. I must find out which milliner he uses.

friend to the Party,
Che' Gourmet



PS I'm sure this will be a short subject film as there really isn't too much substance to work with.

Of course there will be taxes! But only on the uber rich making more than 250 big ones. All others will simply receive negative returns on a weekly basis.

Auction House scene in the movie (sneak preview).
250?
200?
150?
120? Going once, Going twice, Sold to America (for now).

Nothing personal you understand, just business as usual.

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Speaking of the dark looming cloud of taxation headed our way.....

Has anybody notice a change in city hall, building permits, state troopers and cops activity???

I live in a small town. The election of The Messiah has seemingly unleashed the dogs of war.
City Hall is proposing unheard of increases, the building dept is freaking out builders with honey-do lists and the state troopers seem a little more aggressive.

My town...soon to become village is only 1000 workers strong so changes are noticed.

Anybody else notice changes?

And...Oh yeah...
I just got banned from Digg for offending somebody.
Squelching the conservative voice is underway in some circles I believe.
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Oh my aching back. Working for People makes my pain worth it.

Friends, these are not taxes, they are our CONTRIBUTIONS to a just socieity! As Joe Birdbrain put it, it is our patriotic DUTY to pay (and pay and pay and pay....)! So Obama did NOT lie, he did NOT decieve, he did NOT talk out of all four sides of his mouth at once! He is not raising TAXES, he is simply going to request more CONTRIBUTIONS from all of us! (Of course, failure to accept His patriotic challenge will result in all your worldly possessions being confiscated and yourself disappearing forever into the maws of Leavenworth, but that's a minor point.) So let us rejoice that we now can join a perfect world; I'm going to signify my solidarity with Obama by throwing my wallet into the fireplace right now! How about you?

Michelle's getting into the movies too. Some studios rushing to capitalize on the election results by reissuing old features with subtle changes.

From Pharobama,

"Remember fellow Americomrades: You must pay for our sins. If you've already paid, please pay again".

Navigator wrote:/off

Speaking of the dark looming cloud of taxation headed our way.....

Has anybody notice a change in city hall, building permits, state troopers and cops activity???

I live in a small town. The election of The Messiah has seemingly unleashed the dogs of war.
City Hall is proposing unheard of increases, the building dept is freaking out builders with honey-do lists and the state troopers seem a little more aggressive.

My town...soon to become village is only 1000 workers strong so changes are noticed.

Anybody else notice changes?

What an interesting question comrade! For yes, I have indeed noticed a huge increase in said trooper activity, and in fact, been the victim of roadside thievery twice in the past couple of months after years and years of freedom from highway banditry. For two days in a week, I found myself in the midst ot 20 plus state bandit traps just to check on "safety stickers." You have to love them.... they have absolutely nothing to do with how safe you or your car is, but they are an easy check to see if you paid for them.

I don't follow local news that closely, but I have also heard similar comments as you make on the radio. In addition to what I believe to be a response to the coming Obama reign. the Peoples State of Louisiana (that failed to support the One) has once again gone into crisis mode. The state's budget has been built around an $80 a barrel oil price, is now facing the same drop in revenue that Opec faces.

Opiate of the People wrote:Friends, these are not taxes, they are our CONTRIBUTIONS to a just socieity! As Joe Birdbrain put it, it is our patriotic DUTY to pay (and pay and pay and pay....)! So Obama did NOT lie, he did NOT decieve, he did NOT talk out of all four sides of his mouth at once! He is not raising TAXES, he is simply going to request more CONTRIBUTIONS from all of us! (Of course, failure to accept His patriotic challenge will result in all your worldly possessions being confiscated and yourself disappearing forever into the maws of Leavenworth, but that's a minor point.) So let us rejoice that we now can join a perfect world; I'm going to signify my solidarity with Obama by throwing my wallet into the fireplace right now! How about you?

Comrade Opiate, as Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I do appreciate your enthusiasm. However, it would be best if you clear your memo's first. For instance, "simply going to request more CONTRIBUTIONS" should read "simply going to expect more Patriotism...."

In addition, for the present, we are not planning on placing a lot of emphasis on the consequences of failing to show more patriotism. Initially we will rely on "word of mouth" to get the message through to the sheep. These methods have shown great levels of compliance when tried in other collectives.

Navigator
Collective here is small town also. All's quiet here. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Marshal Pupovich

As Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I know you'll be pleased that we have completed the ramps at the local train station. We've secured many flat cars to facilitate the fair distribution of seized, I mean donated vehicles without the proper stickers.

We await further instructions.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: Comrade Opiate, as Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I do appreciate your enthusiasm. However, it would be best if you clear your memo's first. For instance, "simply going to request more CONTRIBUTIONS" should read "simply going to expect more Patriotism...."

In addition, for the present, we are not planning on placing a lot of emphasis on the consequences of failing to show more patriotism. Initially we will rely on "word of mouth" to get the message through to the sheep. These methods have shown great levels of compliance when tried in other collectives.

Yes, of course, I will go in front of my bathroom mirror and denounce myself vehemently for this error while I still can afford a bathroom. We must all emphasize the positive aspects of the coming revolution; for example, I am positive we will all soon be eating beans out of cans and living under the interstate, but we will all finally be equal and have solidarity! And comradeship! And don't nobody touch my beans, ya hear?????

Grigori E.R. wrote:Marshal Pupovich

As Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I know you'll be pleased that we have completed the ramps at the local train station. We've secured many flat cars to facilitate the fair distribution of seized, I mean donated vehicles without the proper stickers.

We await further instructions.

The distribution of these vehicles donated by patriotic Americans will of course depend on the needs of the various Party officials and their locations. I will of course be needing high quality pickups, Hummers, fast sports cars, and perhaps a limo or so. But be on the lookout for and Harley donations, as I am in much need.

You show great foresight Comrade Grigori with preparing ramps for easy loading. We will also need some cattle cars as well as we anticipate the need to expand our Karl Marx Re-Education Center to more locations. With the recent victory, there will no doubt be many non-progressive ex-citizens exposed that will be reluctant to get with the flow of things for the age of the Obama. For your efforts, you can pick out a vintage Pinto when one shows up.

Comrade ProjectHappy, you could have just used the original title. Viva la Revolución!

Them dang Rooskis done got in office agin!!!! How did that happen!!! Dagnabit!!!! I thought we was rid of Clintonokovskis!!
Everybody says this here fella' Obamakov is African-American. Well, which the heck is it?? African or American????

Salute!

How about "The Biggest Little Whorehouse in Taxes"?

There will be gay marriage.
There will be toaster marriage. (Sorry ladies, I like sheep)
There will be disheveled beards.
There will be Allah.

Comrade Navigator,

I have not noticed the change you speak of on the street. This may be because I have been hiding out since the glorious landslide victory of THE ONE. I mostly travel in the cover of dark to the local minisrty of labor. We have of late cut down on the hours we work, which is bad, for i will be making less wealth spread. ( the Obomessiah will not be pleased!) I have noticed more talk on the news of the failing infrastructure, and how much the government will need from the people to fix it all. Which will mean more CONTRIBUTIONS from the poeple.

But fear not, good days are ahead! I just heard that the chocoration is going up from 20 to 25 grams per weak! I love big brother Obama!

a27The only thing we have to fear is change itself.

I've got hope and change...I hope that Szar Obama lets me keep some change.
I don't fear all change, just the lack of change $$$$

Don't you mean, "lack of change ¢¢¢¢?"

Obama will solve all of our economic problems with a straw:



Guard your milkshakes!

After about a hundred and forty minutes of sitting through this thing, I about fell out of my seat laughing this scene! Perfect analogy! "I have a straw...."

Ivan Chetvyorty wrote:After about a hundred and forty minutes of sitting through this thing, I about fell out of my seat laughing this scene! Perfect analogy! "I have a straw...."

Ah, so you were as "impressed" with that film as I? It is rare to see a movie as interesting as that one was.....in previews.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: Ah, so you were as "impressed" with that film as I? It is rare to see a movie as interesting as that one was.....in previews.

Yes Marshal Pupovich, this film was quite impressive! It depicted the tipical Capitalist Swine to a "tee". It just took a while to get there...

You mean the typical capitalist is a bowler?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:You mean the typical capitalist is a bowler?

Yes, as in that other great documentary about KKKapitalists: Bowling for Columbine

Ahh yes. Because everyone who plays the game "Doom", saw the movie "The Martix" and listened to Marlyn Manson is a cold blooded psychopathic killer who would be completely harmless to society if those things and guns were taken away and replaced with high doses of Zoloft and Ritalin.

AmSoc 73 wrote:Comrade Navigator,

I have not noticed the change you speak of on the street. .......
But fear not, good days are ahead! I just heard that the chocoration is going up from 20 to 25 grams per weak! I love big brother Obama!

The Messiah has me confused!

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