China space mission article hits Web before launch

Thu Sep 25, 9:20 AM ET

BEIJING - A news story describing a successful launch of China's long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground.

A staffer from the Xinhuanet.com Web site who answered the phone Thursday said the posting of the article was a "technical error" by a technician.

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Reminds me of the joke about the Soviet sportscaster reading off the hockey scores. "Minsk 2, Leningrad 1. Moscow 1, Kursk 0. Pskov 3, Omsk 1. Oh, wait! Those are tomorrow's scores!"

I believe Comrade Kreskin may now be working for our Chinese brethren! Glorious day indeed!

Yeah, right.

It was all staged in the same lot in Bollywood where they did the Krishna missions to the moon back in 1969.

Wait....no, I meant they were all staged in the same lot in Hollywood where they did the Barack...(damn rust on the antenna)....I mean Apollo missions to the moon.

Bollywood movies are messed up....

Comrades,

I don't know about you, but I plan to toast this amazing feat with a glass of Chinese milk!

In that case, I will see you at the funeral.

Comrade Premier Betty,

Quite likely, unless it is Chinese-pirated Chinese fake milk, in which case it might turn out to be the real thing.

It is strange that US footage that I have seen of the melanin-tainted Chinese foodstuffs is of packaged goods with Korean writing (and English) on them. Japan has been getting tainted rice from China, rice that was supposed to be used to make glue but wound up in food and liquor.

Never buy anything from China....