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Obama welcomes new Syrian Tourists

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Obama says Syrian refugees are no bigger threat to U.S. than ‘tourists'

Dear Leader (PBUH) has found a way to purge Disneyland and other attractions of overweight spandex-clad womyn, as well as of men wearing shorts and black socks with sandals. Dress code will be strictly enforced. Syrian "tourists" will receive discounts and are moved to the front of all lines....

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Some of these tourists may bring the gift of MERS* with them.

* Middle East Respiratory Syndrome

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Dear Leader (PBUH) has found a way to purge Disneyland and other attractions of overweight spandex-clad womyn, and men wearing shots and black socks with sandals. Dress code will be strictly enforced. Syrian "tourists" will receive discounts and are moved to the front of all lines....

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General Confusion wrote:Some of these tourists may bring the gift of MERS* with them.

* Middle East Respiratory Syndrome

As I recall, one of the three wise guys brought the gift of Mers to the first Christmas Winter Holiday.

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I'd love to 'shop in Mickey Mouse ears and an old camera on every one of the "tourists"... alas, cell phones and other flimsy excuses... but that was my original concept.

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As Karl Malden used to tell us in those American Express commercials, "Membership has it's privileges."

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I just heard on the People's home-made Crystal Radio that 8 "middle eastern males" on a flight from Chicago to Houston's Hobby Airport wanted to sit together and INSISTED that the infidel Crusaders already in seats move elsewhere.

Problem being that Southwest Airlines has no assigned seats, and the other travellers insisted they remain seated where they were.

https://abc13.com/travel/passengers-rem ... e/1090240/

The "tourists" were removed from the flight after a clear misunderstanding of the fundamentals of the "religion of peace" and it's entitlements afforded to the faithful.

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The infidels will soon learn their place in this society. Reparations for opposing Syrian refugee resettlement are in the works I am told. The penalty for offending a member of The Religion of Peace will be stiff indeed.

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Ivan - why is the 'Cowgirl' daydreaming about you?
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From the DailyMail.com:

Europe's first woman suicide bomber, Hasna Ait Boulahcen, seen here relaxing and daydreaming in a bubble bath, was a party animal with a string of boyfriends...
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
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Obama says Syrian refugees are no bigger threat to U.S. than ‘tourists'

Dear Leader (PBUH) has found a way to purge Disneyland and other attractions of overweight spandex-clad womyn, as well as of men wearing shorts and black socks with sandals.
So wise of Dear Leader to choose Disneyland rather than Universal Orlando for his purge. The spandex-clad Brazilian refugee program there deserves our support, especially since it's 90 percent widows; no orphans, no husbands. Unless they're getting free express passes...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:[highlight=#ffcc00]I just heard on the People's home-made Crystal Radio[/highlight] that 8 "middle eastern males" on a flight from Chicago to Houston's Hobby Airport wanted to sit together and INSISTED that the infidel Crusaders already in seats move elsewhere.

Problem being that Southwest Airlines has no assigned seats, and the other travellers insisted they remain seated where they were.

https://abc13.com/travel/passengers-rem ... e/1090240/

The "tourists" were removed from the flight after a clear misunderstanding of the fundamentals of the "religion of peace" and it's entitlements afforded to the faithful.

Lucky! I had to take my jigsaw, bust a hole in the top of my state-issued one-frequency radio, and add a dial to the tuning capacitors. OOPS! I mean I denounce you Ivan. Really. What a horrible thing you have done.

(PSST! There's a great program hosted by a sexy shiksa at 6:00 PM MST (Moskva Standard Time) on 15 MHz. She flips through porno mags and describes the pictures. Worth a listen, but be sure to have the astroglide handy. But be sure to leave your radio tuned to NPR (National Propaganda Radio) and pull any knobs off and hide them when not in use. I made the mistake of leaving it tuned to Radio Free Europe and I had to go to reeducation classes for a few years. And if the inspector asks why there's a gaping hole, say that it felt warm and nice after you came in from the cold and you use it to warm up while getting your daily dose of Truth.)


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The good news is Dear Leader has used his Executive Powers to reopen Ellis Island under the name Allah Island and will use it to serve as our jihadist Syrian Processing Center.

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