It warms my heart to see Dear Leader and Super Putin working side by side to solve the world's problems. Thank Lenin Comrade Obama and Comrade Putin see eye to eye on most everything. We are so lucky to have such an immaculate statesman at the helm, steering us so close to utopia. All hail The Obama and Putin.
Gulag 4 Alfred
The "One" who was to come's legacy is now cast in stone as the greatest POTUS who evah lived or will ever live. The community has been organized & maybe it's time for him to pass the baton and take
another a well deserved trip to San Quentin vacation. He can always come back later. Besides who would be better to finish off America usher in Next Tuesday than the glorious founder? It appears some really low information the voters think he's shovel ready. What say you?
Did anyone besides me happen to catch Obama's speech last night? All 100 percent recycled old material. Aside from that, he was moving his hands around as usual but every time they touched the podium, the microphone picked it up, creating thumps that were rather distracting but maybe that was the point.
It reminded me of the scene from Singin' in the Rain when they screened their first attempt at making a talkie, and the microphones picked up everything from Jean Hagen clacking her false pearl beads to Gene Kelly tossing aside his walking stick with a loud crash.
If only Obama's speech had been pre-recorded, we might have been treated to some technical difficulties with the audio so when his mouth was moving, instead of words, all we heard was the thumping of his hands on the podium when they weren't even near the podium. Had that been the case, his speech might have made more sense and been more compelling.
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Me, I took a sip of JuniorBeet™ non-alcoholic beet vodka every time he said The Children™.
His ability to say everything and absolutely nothing at the same time is unparalleled. Within a few sentences he wanted military strikes and didn't want them. He wants tiny but gigantic crushing attacks. He's always wanted a diplomatic solution ever since Putin forced his hand. The history books will have to be voluminous to apologize for the last week. Explaining the nuances to the proles will be useless as anyone unskilled in the art of groupthink will be unable to comprehend the genius.
The Cuban Missile Crisis ended with a deal by Kennedy that the United States would never invade Cuba and also we'd remove all missiles from Turkey. Big wins for the USSR. Barrack Obama will probably do something equally terrible that will tie our hands and make life miserable for millions. But, he'll look good for a moment in History. And really, that's the important thing.
I'm afraid Dear Leader writing his name in history can be likened to him writing his name in the snow.
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I am thinking he was wise not to be writing his entire name: Barry Barack Hussein Soto Obama . . . would take a case of beer, would it not.
Ivan the Stakhanovets