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Obamacare Enacted on Surprise Ruling of New Parliamentarian

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When Speaker Nanski Pelosky tipped her hand to the liberal blogosphere over the weekend no one knew what was really in store for the crippled healthcare legislation languishing in her chamber.

Miracle of miracles the new House Parlimentarian is actually FROM the Glorious World of Next Tuesday and in a brief discussion with Nanski made her aware of the reality of Tomorrow.

House Parlimentairan Jean Luc Piccard, hired in part for his french name and maroon body suits, uttered three exciting words in her ear, "Make it so! Top down governing is the way of the Future, mon cheri." Though Jean Luc followed that up with a warning and some deft legaleze as these are procedures that only insiders really care about, "Make sure you use the word deem when it comes time or Obamacare won't stand up to the constitution, loathing by the electorate, I mean proles, I mean morons scrutiny and then the House members will have to actually vote on and probably defeat the legislation."

After making passionate love they headed straight for the House chamber where Comrade Nanski declared the Obamacare into law and ever so quietly with three little words ushered the United States into a wonderous new future. One where democracy is a thing of the past under the rules of today!

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New House Parlimentarian Jean Luc Piccard is in reality FROM THE FUTURE where he has seen the wonders bestowed on us by the magical ObamaCare plan! He has come to bear witness to its glory and free us from our self-imposed tyranny of Big Pharma and greedy health insurance companies! Jean Luc, please tell us what you've seen:

Jean Luc: Wonder of wonders, the world of Next Tuesday is a world where unicorns can get free rectal examinations! Praise Be ObamaCare.

There you have it! Vote for free rectal examinations for unicorns! Vote for ObamaCare!

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I... words.... but.... Glorious... Beam me up.

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Another wondrous shot of Dear Skeletor-Pelosi of the Sagging Bosom....

"Lieutenant Worf, lock onto the ailien life-form and fire on my mark. Fire!"

Oh wow, that exoskeleton really IS indestructible....hmmmm....

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Pelosi: "Jean Luc! More Botox, stat! My face is starting to look like the President's poll numbers!"

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Comrade Nanski must curl her toes to make her eyes blink.

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Let me be clear, Comrade Jean Luc is gunning for a higher position most likely in the administration when this healthcare thing is all over. His "Make it so!" mantra is definitely the best dictum by which to govern this ungovernable nation.

Should we turn our backs on Isreal? Make it so!

Should we kick England in the teeth? Make it so!

Give the Falklands to Argentina? Make it so!

Amnesty for illegals? Make it so!

Proof of anthropomorphic climate change? Make it so!

Cap and Trade legislation? Make it so!

Purchase the auto industry? Make it so!

More money to the failing teachers unions? Make it so!

Free college for everyone? Make it so!

Somebody making too much money? Raise taxes? Make it so!

Raise the debt ceiling? Who are we kidding, what debt ceiling? Make it so!

New head for Waxman? Make it so!

People's Temple for Obama? Make it so!

1,000 young men for Barney Frank? Make it so!

Tickle parties for Massa? Make it so!

And so on. It is clear, and let me be clear, that this is the best way forward for the nation.

We'll no longer have to justify our agenda with absurd sob stories involving the recycling of people's dentures or sick folks who we claim are on the street dying and losing their homes when in reality they are getting the best treatment in the world while being subsidized and in no danger of losing their property.

We'll no longer need courage either or have to mask our socialist intentions behind piecemeal moralistic legislation like "cap and trade", financial reform or healthcare. We will take control of all aspects of Amerika and mold it to our liking without needless justification.

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I deem all taxes . . all the glorious taxes, fees, fines and judgments... shall be "deemed" paid in full here-forth from today and into the unforeseen and unbeknownst future. Can we have an Amen! Heil Obama!

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And here's the finished product! I'm so excited! My beloved congressional representative (by proxy), Sheila Jackson Lee voted "Aye" and I'm so proud of her!

Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules. (Reported in House)
HRES 1190 RH
House Calendar No. 174111th CONGRESS2d SessionH. RES. 1190
[Report No. 111-441]Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
March 17, 2010Mr. MCGOVERN, from the Committee on Rules, reported the following resolution; which was referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed

RESOLUTION
Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.
  • Resolved, That it shall be in order at any time through the calendar day of March 21, 2010, for the Speaker to entertain motions that the House suspend the rules. The Speaker or her designee shall consult with the Minority Leader or his designee on the designation of any matter for consideration pursuant to this resolution.
House Calendar No. 174
111th CONGRESS2d SessionH. RES. 1190
[Report No. 111-441]RESOLUTION
Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.

March 17, 2010Referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed

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This is so exciting I think I might puke sing a little tune.

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Leninka wrote:And here's the finished product! I'm so excited! My beloved congressional representative (by proxy), Sheila Jackson Lee voted "Aye" and I'm so proud of her!

Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules. (Reported in House)
HRES 1190 RH
House Calendar No. 174111th CONGRESS2d SessionH. RES. 1190
[Report No. 111-441]Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
March 17, 2010Mr. MCGOVERN, from the Committee on Rules, reported the following resolution; which was referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed

RESOLUTION
Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.
  • Resolved, That it shall be in order at any time through the calendar day of March 21, 2010, for the Speaker to entertain motions that the House suspend the rules. The Speaker or her designee shall consult with the Minority Leader or his designee on the designation of any matter for consideration pursuant to this resolution.


House Calendar No. 174
111th CONGRESS2d SessionH. RES. 1190
[Report No. 111-441]RESOLUTION
Providing for consideration of motions to suspend the rules.

March 17, 2010Referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed
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I deem this the death of law and process! Oh, happy day!

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Fraulein,

I know you, like me and the other progs here, are just overjoyed.

And on Sunday, when all is deemed, doomed and done, we can all dance with joy.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: This is so exciting I think I might puke sing a little tune.

Fraulein Pulloskies, I know exactly how you feel. I feel like barfing singing the Ode to the odious BO tune myself.

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