The White Fortress has announced that statistics from the collectivization of medicine under Obamacare are a State secret until the party has time to analyze them and make appropriate adjustments to that they reflect the reality of the Party’s success in caring for the Workers and Peasants of the USSA.
The Socialist Democratic Party of the USSA, under the glorious leadership of Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama, rejoices that so many members of the Proletariat are clamoring for their fair share of the People’s Wealth. They are led by Party members serving in the People’s Congress, who have volunteered themselves not only for Obamacare’s nationalization of their previously nationalized healthcare, but also have courageously accepted redistributive Obamacare subsidies as reward for their leadership.
USSA corporations have been temporarily excused from collectivization this year due to their willingness to contribute to the Party’s struggles in the upcoming 2014 election. The enthusiasm for the party’s platform found amongst many business leaders means that we can expect greater compliance from them in enforcing Party instructions and cooperative engagement in a ‘gradual collectivization’ through State regulations.
The Party is concerned that, due to the popularity of the Obamacare program and the crashing of its web pages due to overwhelming demand, it may appear at first that few citizens have actually signed up for the program and are instead waiting to be fined for non-compliance. Therefore, the party is preparing to correct the numbers of new participants to reflect the intentions of citizens who have not signed up due to site problems or lack of equal access to the internet.
Because of this problem, some in the Party are considering new legislation to guarantee universal access to the internet through free WiFi and government-issued computers.
In the meantime, the Party has instructed citizens to celebrate the ‘crashing’ of Obamacare collective web sites as evidence of its popularity. The fact is, the popularity of Obamacare is so high that the sites cannot handle the traffic and many citizens are already waiting in long cyber lines to sign up.
Workers and peasants of the USSA, you have made Obamacare implementation a success! Protect sensitive information from the reactionaries and wreckers!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
PS - due to increases in my labor quota, participation in the People’s Cube has been limited recently… a sure sign of Progress!
Quote:A consumer information update dated the day the exchange opened informed users (at least those who took the time to read the updates) that the doctor search function was not yet operational and they would need to visit an external website to find out which doctors accept which plans. The full update reads as follows [emphasis added]:
Search for your physician. If you are interested in understanding which health plans a particular doctor participates in, please visit https://providersearch.crisphealth.org – a new service sponsored by Maryland Health Connection. For the time being, doctors and other providers are not yet available in Maryland Health Connection; therefore, if you choose to search for them on the website, you will receive a message that “no doctors are found” message.http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/maryland-obamacare-exchange-no-doctors-are-found_762222.html
Obama's prescription for America: nationalization is the needle, socialism is the drug.