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ObamaCare: the best medical pros the government can catch

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...because on the Internet nobody needs to know you're a dog.

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Children's picture book of HealthCare.gov:

The doctor says QUACK QUACK!

The doctor says WOOF WOOF!

The doctor says MEOW MEOW!

The doctor says HEALTHY HEALTHY!

Everyone is happy with ObamaHealth!

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Obama Dizzy With Success. Vice President Biden Announces: Victory! Mission Accomplished, ObamaCare Website Fixed For December 1.

"Now when you go there [the new website] a little Chihuahua dressed up like a doctor greets the consumer and barks WOOF WOOF! and then the cutest little kitten dressed up like a doctor goes MEOW MEOW! and then a cartoon duck dressed up like a doctor says QUACK QUACK! It's a great website now. It really works. Just put the curser thing-a-ma-bobber over one of those little rascals. You gotta see it. Really."

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This is good for people and dumb farm animals that can't read. A great improvement over the unfriendly, capitalist <choke> site of H&R Block.

Speroforum reports: The US Justice Department is intervening in a private lawsuit against H&R Block for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. H&R Block is a large provider of American tax services and informational services for tax payers.

According to the US Justice Department, H&R's website is not accessible to many individuals with disabilities. In a statement, the Justice Department claims the website "prevents some people with disabilities from completing even the most basic activities on the site."


So I went to Dear Leader's most inclusive site and found that they provide an email address you can write to if you can't use, see, hear, or access anything on Healthcare.com. One question though: How would someone who can't use any features of the Healthcare site be able to get this email address? I guess I'm still a little groggy from the pudding festival.

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Head of Surgery Department has trouble finding your records. Come back next year. Maybe year after. Maybe for autopsy.

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The cats and dogs of humanity have taken over the house of civilization. Where does the food come from? The kitchen! Kill all the humans and we'll feast like kings. Does anyone know how to open these cans?

Health care? Welcome to Pet House. Your health professional is doctor Quack Quack.

Orwell got it wrong. It's not Animal Farm. We were never farm animals with either capitalist owners or socialist owners. We are Man in the house of civilization or else we let ourselves be reduced to an animal pet mentality in a slowly crumbling and collapsing house of death and chaos, an anarchy ruled by nothing but appetites where once had stood a great beautiful rich mansion built by Men full of life, comfort, grace, and style. Home.

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Karl Marx Treatment Center wrote: We are Man in the house of civilization...
Are we not progs?!?

WHAT IS THE LAW?!?


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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
Karl Marx Treatment Center wrote: We are Man in the house of civilization...
Are we not progs?!?

WHAT IS THE LAW?!?
Image ROCK, who are you calling-- wait.

Oh, "P" rog.

nevermind.

Got a batch of "tractor barn #2" almost fermented... about time for another round of indoctrinaiton, political discourse and singing of marching songs. I hope the girls are available this evening

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Tovarichi wrote: Image ROCK, who are you calling-- wait.

Oh, "P" rog.

nevermind.

Got a batch of "tractor barn #2" almost fermented... about time for another round of indoctrinaiton, political discourse and singing of marching songs. I hope the girls are available this evening
Girl frogs?

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Image Comrade cat in the foil hat,

Faith, Hope, Charity, and Mercy were -- ahhh---- lets call them "character witnesses" at a recent show trial that ROCK and I were "party" to.

Much like our amphibian comrade, it is reported they can hold their breath for quite a while. (so I'm told...) Once can only imagine the usefulness of such a skill in a hot tub full of butterscotch pudding (should one imagine such an occurrence...)


Anyway, they are eager to learn the fine points of party doctrine, dry-land agriculture, and more efficient methods of hoeing one's beets. They are ALWAYS welcome behind Tractor Barn #2 after the tools have been cleaned and put away...

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Comrades, I want to relate something to you all I am very proud of...

The Party has informed me that when I have outlived my usefulness as a TV set, I will be recycled back into your lives as state-of-the-art Medical Technology in the form of a heart monitor or something! Were it not for ObamaCare, I would not have this opportunity to continue serving you. Thank you, Dear Leader.

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Wonderful! Then I can watch I Love Lucy as my pulse blip fades to a straight line. How thoughtful of Dear Leader.

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Comrade Craptek,

I'm surprised that I must remind you of a basic truth. Just as People of Color™ cannot be racist, the government cannot have accessibility issues. By its benevolent nature it is simply impossible. I hope you are sober enough to grasp this!

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Obamacare website management headquarters.

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Ushanka tip to Comradesse Ronitchka who emailed us this image with a backstory.

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If you put an infinite number of Chimps at an infinite number of computer keyboards. they will eventually produce an ungodly stench. Or ObamaCare. But I repeat myself.

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Funny thing, you get the same results with representatives in Congress! We may be on something. This should be investigated.

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Kamerad Tovarichi -

Your "Character Witnesses" are to be commended for their willingness eagerness to "Bare ALL" in their service to The Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Quest For Next Tuesday!

(Perhaps you could send one or two of them for some private meetings here at the South Austin Beet Kollecktiv regarding their further Personal Involvement in Our Glorious Revolutionary Movement...)

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Comrade Unkulturny, those who witnessed their "testimony" at the pudding filled hot tub can attest to movement that is remarkably revolutionary indeed. And it was in fact, glorious.

I had no idea you had been exiled to Democratic South Austin. An island of socialism in the sea of red-state hostility, reminiscent while opposite of the West Berlin of days gone by...

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Ahhhh, Comrade Tovarichi - those were some good times, were they not? A show trial with evenings in the judge's chambers (without the judge's knowledge) with the girls and more pudding than we could, umm, eat.

I wonder if he ever moved the hot tub out?

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I believe I've seen Hizzonnor the Commodore come up for air once since the attempted purge of... well, us.

This leads me to believe that he's found his own pudding-loving hot-tub buddies.

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Comrade Tovarichi,

Haven't I seen that pudding eater somewhere before? Oh, yea... I remember putting her in another hot-tub with the People's Super-Scooper.

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