Comrades, the beet truck will be pulling up to your neighborhood soon to deliver extra rations (after you report your correct BMIs to the Department of Health, of course) for all the hard work in continuing to bury Obama's past. Our agents in the State Department have destroyed lost all information regarding Stanley Ann Dunham prior to 1968, excellent work comrades, excellent work!!

You'll also be glad to know that our agents in Hawaii have assisted in passing a law that would allow the state of Hawaii to ignore the repeated requests for Obama's birth certificate. (The beet truck will be in your neighborhood soon! Delays are possible, bear in mind that there is only one beet truck and there are alot of neighborhoods across the great country of the USSA!)

I love it when a plan comes together.

Who to care for such past?

We are Progressives and only look to future World of Next Tuesday!

We have an obligation to not only change our future but our past - for the sake of the children. This is the Progressive way.

What is this "past" you speak of? Everyone knows Obama materialized here from a higher dimension after being summoned to save the planet by Earth's High Council of Elders.