On the Evils of Capitalistic Oil Companies

One need only ask comrade Lou Dobbs, there is a war on the proletariat in this capitalist society. We need only look to the oppressors of labor, the mortgage bankers, and the corruptors of the social ideal, ExxonMobil for facts about this oppression!

Whatever was this evil conglomerate thinking of making a 44 Billion ruble profit? How dare they prey on the innocent proletariat! Why have they not shared this oppression upon the burgoisie or the capitalists? I smell a conspiracy, comrades! And no doubt, the evil capitalist pig George Bush is behind this somehow, despite his seeming mental incapacity!

And then, fellow travelers, there are the mortgage bankers, forcing the illiterate proletariat to sign documents of eternal allegiance under the threat of death! I thought only the state was able and should be allowed to do such things!

We, the good people of the socialist movement, must do everything in our power to ensure that Comrade Obama is elected, for HE and HE ALONE has the answers to such oppressions!
 

My Congress is working tirelessly to snatch away Big Oil's obscene profits all the while placing higher gas taxes to ensure that gas prices will rise to $4.00+ a gallon and so that the Republicans can be blamed for the increase during the General Election. This is what I like to call RUIN EVERYTHING AND BLAME THE REPUBLICANS.

Together we will destroy the economy in order to get Sultan Hussein Obama elected POTUS! Praise Sharia Socialism! Praise my $200,000 boob job!
 

Nancy

My Congress is working tirelessly to snatch away Big Oil's obscene profits all the while placing higher gas taxes to ensure that gas prices will rise to $4.00+ a gallon and so that the Republicans can be blamed for the increase during the General Election. This is what I like to call RUIN EVERYTHING AND BLAME THE REPUBLICANS.

Together we will destroy the economy in order to get Sultan Hussein Obama elected POTUS! Praise Sharia Socialism! Praise my $200,000 boob job!

Well done, citizen Nancy. I'm sure the COMINTERN will appreciate your tireless efforts to advance the cause of equality of outcome!
 

Every day they make a billion kajillon dollars while the poor have to send their children to school for caviar less, free school lunches at school they do have to pay for. Oh the children the poor children! They're not even given the cucumber after they go through all the work to stick on the condom on it, nor is it even pickled for them. Then they are sent home, and they have to walk. Walk! Can you believe that. All the way down the drive way to pick up their Entitlement Check!

That is it! I can't take it any more. I'm calling the Geneva convention! Jimmy Carter will deal with this!
 

The Geneva Convention? When did this become a war? I mean in the literal sense... with killing... and guns... and massive armies invading... and... um... helicopters....
 

Nancy

My Congress is working tirelessly to snatch away Big Oil's obscene profits...

Far be it from me to criticize, but I seem to recall that your congress already investigated this last year.... but no evidence was found! Since you had a democratic majority I was rather shocked when nothing came of this. Clearly there must be wreckers in your congress Nancy! You must discover who they are and act accordingly!
 

Premier Betty

The Geneva Convention? When did this become a war? I mean in the literal sense... with killing... and guns... and massive armies invading... and... um... helicopters....
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