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Osama's FAVORITE Porn-- NOT What Everyone Thinks

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Comrades,

As one of Osama's die-hard supporters (no pun intended), I think it's appropriate for me to rectify the effort of the CIA and the US Navy SEALS to smear the blessed memory of this devoutly religious man by creating fake photo-shop imagery (is that redundant?) purporting to show that Osama's favorite "porn" was in the form of naked goats, women without burqas, women with transparent burqas, naked western women, naked western men, etc. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. They are all lies! We Progressives know what was his favorite porn-- and it's NOT what prudish tea-partiers would call "Not Safe For Work." Indeed, it's safe wherever progressive thought breathes free. Behold:


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Thus, all of us who are Progressive Comrades can be proud that we made possible the Progressive Porn which provide so many happy hours and sweet comfort to our departed Comrade Osama.



It's the Progressive version of what right-wingers call "Chris Christie Porn."


--Kommisar of Fatwas.

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I do not see that as smearing but a resume enhancement (although I am also becoming confident he will not be job seeking soon). Poor dear old man was confined to that 3 floor shack mansion with at least 2 wives (wink wink) and would by necessity need things to occupy his time and mind (idle hands are the devils workshop, are they not. oooops... never mind) A little movie viewing should be in order. . . .just like our beloved Bill Clinton needed Moni...... ooops*%$#!

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Kommisar of Fatwas wrote:Comrades,

As one of Osama's die-hard supporters (no pun intended), I think it's appropriate for me to rectify the effort of the CIA and the US Navy SEALS to smear the blessed memory of this devoutly religious man by creating fake photo-shop imagery (is that redundant?) purporting to show that Osama's favorite "porn" was in the form of naked goats, women without burqas, women with transparent burqas, naked western women, naked western men, etc. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. They are all lies! We Progressives know what was his favorite porn-- and it's NOT what prudish tea-partiers would call "Not Safe For Work." Indeed, it's safe wherever progressive thought breathes free. Behold:


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Thus, all of us who are Progressive Comrades can be proud that we made possible the Progressive Porn which provide so many happy hours and sweet comfort to our departed Comrade Osama.



It's the Progressive version of what right-wingers call "Chris Christie Porn."


--Kommisar of Fatwas.


No wonder it took so long to find him

With such a good supply of porn, he never had to leave this room !

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I bet this Osama's favorite clip of all:

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