Word on the street has it that a business consortium sponsored by the government of The People's Republic of China has made an offer to purchase the entire Waffle House chain.

Although the sale is still pending, China has already been given permission by the Obama administration ( by way of a generous 2012 campaign contribution to the President )
to build a new restaurant at the popular South Rim of Grand Canyon Nat'l Park in Arizona.

Below is a rendering of the new Waffle House sign, replete with authentic Chinese characters, to be placed in a prominent location that can be seen throughout the Park.

At the grand opening, the good Reverend Jeremiah White will be giving a benediction over the proceedings, titled " God Damn America !"

Krasnodar? You okay, buddy? C'mon...step away from the edge...I gotta nice waffle for you here if you'll just step away from the edge there.

What the....? Where am I ? Whoaaaaa.......now that's a long way down !
( backs away about ten paces )

Thanks, man.... that one was close !
I was daydreaming about our Dear Leader and how he has seemingly entangled himself with all of these problems the Tea Partiers have created to make him look bad.

( Like Solyndra......... we know he had nothing to do with any of that. Jay said so.)

These new scandals just keep coming, one after another, and I thought to myself :
" How would I, Krasnodar, handle this ?" The next thing I know, I'm standing on the edge over there, and you, Betinov, were trying to save me.

Well, it worked.....where's my waffle?

No worries Comrade... you have only to make an appointment with your neighborhood Jiffy-Lobo and all your misgivings will magically melt away. Dial 1800-LBOTOMY today, locations nationwide!

Here you go, pal. Try the Boysenberry syrup with that...It's got extra thorazine.

Thanks.... hey, this waffle's great ! The boysenberry really adds to the tast...e........

Whoa..... your not kidding about the thorozine................

I think I know what the Senate has for breakfas..t......tt...................................

ZZZZZZZZZ

Dear Leader has done so much to Amerikca in his transfomative transformation process, has he not? I can not wait to hear Rev. Wright and his glorious anti-American hate speech that all us Progs love as dearly as vodka!

Yes Comrade


There is nothing to fear


Perhaps we could even give them Hawaii
and call our debt even

I can't wait for "sweet and sour" waffles. Or "Peking" waffles. Or "General Tsao" waffles. I can't wait to get my fortune slip in one of these waffles. I can get a take-out order so I can eat waffles and watch my favorite program of all times, "Dancing With The Stars."

Better yet, to absolve our Chinese debt, give them the entire San Francisco Bay area.

It would become the new Hong Kong !

The multitudes of progressive socialists who seem to run everything will at long last have their very own workers utopia, free from the cumbersome rules of morality, reality and lastbut not least, that despicable, " deeply-flawed " Constitution.

I am quite sure that the Communist Chinese government would guide them
with a gentle and permissive hand, absolving the citizens of this "New Hong Kong " of any social or fiscal responsibility.

Wonderful.

They'll be playing this video as background music while you're having a triple decker "Poo-Poo platter" waffle. It brings tears to my eyes and brings back good ole' memories.

BLASPHEMY, I SAY!!!

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ZB