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Palin Unleashes Hounds of Hell on Joe McGinniss

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A fearful Joe McGinniss exposes a vicious Sara Palin as she releases the "hounds of hell". Her Nazi tactics (although admired by the Collective) must be denounce when used against us. Read the ugly details in The People's Publication. (from June but catching up on current events is difficult when we spend so much time standing in line at the unemployment office)

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OMO! (Oh My Obama), I'm doomed! Where can I hide while waiting for our operatives to reign her in? Thanks for the warning, Comarade Peoples Comrade.

--Peeples Journalist

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Poor Joe, able to enjoy trapped next door to her for weeks and weeks, spying photographing her and those horrible kiddies, doing who knows what . . . shooting guns!? Oh, the horror.

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(Doing a Mr. Burns impression)
Smithers, release the hounds!

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I would give a great deal to have heard that interchange between Mr. McGinniss and Matt Lauer. I love Matt Lauer. He's the perfect prog. He's shallow, nasty, mean, and very full of himself.

I recall when he was first hired, back when I watched morning television. Before Pinkie insisted that I put in my pre-breakfast toiling in the beet fields. I thought that Lauer was hired because he has teeth like Humphrey Bogart and it must be said a fine derriere.

But stupid, vain, and self-absorbed exemplary progressive sentiments emit from his dentition, although sometimes it's hard to tell what end it's from.

That conversation must have been like the one I saw with Janeane Gawdawfulo and Keith Olbermann.

Prog porn.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I would give a great deal to have heard that interchange between Mr. McGinniss and Matt Lauer. I love Matt Lauer. He's the perfect prog. He's shallow, nasty, mean, and very full of himself.
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There is a cure for that, Theo. We use it around the gulag all the time. Most tasty as well as beneficial for all Progdomites. As you can see, it even has the Stamp Of Prog Approval by the approver herself.

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Fraulein, that's a fine picture of Miss Nanski that you have there. I haven't seen that look since Bruno snatched off her wig with one hand and grabbed her hair from the back with the other and really pulled. Bruno is very strong, and she couldn't close her eyes, or mouth, or, well, she looked just like that.

Now I'd like to know what she looks like when she shits out a trillion-dollar bill.

"Vote for it and you can see what's in it!"

"That's my turd in the toilet. Buy the toilet, the house and the neighborhood and you get to look at the turd and polish it!"

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™ Yes, loyal Commissar Theo, although I must protest one itty thing. That is the "look" of our glorious mistress (well, umm, not MY 'mistress' . . . or YOUR mistress, less Bruno be baffled) but the Mistress of the Progs. Many, maaany moons ago, Mistress Nankis used stimulus money to stimulate herself ("LET ME BE CLEAR", I am meaning she was stimulating- the economy- by- spending- OPM stimulating!!) and her brother the Plastic Doctor Surgeon, so thus, she would forever have the stiff glorious SMILE blazed upon herself.

ah yes, there is nothing like OPM (I just wish some would trickle down reach to the gulag!!) Wait! No, that is not what I was saying... I was saying, is it not glorious that the stimulating is working and reaching!!?

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Fraulein P, I must say your new persona is scintillatingly provocative and was worth the waiting.

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Why, my my, most loyal Comrade Comrade, it is all part of the Obama Stimulus Package, all packaged up to stimulate the economy. So please make your deposit to the IRS, immediately, before Comrade Geithner, cough cough, makes a "personal visitation" to your abode.

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Fraulein, I concur that your avatar is wonderful and I'm beginning to have impure thoughts. If this is what a made prog can look like then maybe I'm walking down the wrong side of the street. After all, that rakish look, slightly gamine and behind it a mouth of the most perfect awful hatefulness and spite and rage.

Don't tell Pinkie that I'm falling out of love with her.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Fraulein, I concur that your avatar is wonderful and I'm beginning to have impure thoughts. If this is what a made prog can look like then maybe I'm walking down the wrong side of the street. After all, that rakish look, slightly gamine and behind it a mouth of the most perfect awful hatefulness and spite and rage.

Don't tell Pinkie that I'm falling out of love with her.

Glorious Made Prog Theo, I denounce your impure thoughts as hunger. Have you had your beets today?? Have you spoken with Bruno today?? These can and will cause, Fleshly Outburst of Confusion ™ , when denied.
My newest of the newer makeover, is the result of dearest fearless Leaders stimuli package, and it appears to have stimulated thepublic economy. yeah.

As for your last comment...... sssssssssh. She still has THAT SHOVEL.

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"Gamine" is not a word one hears often but I like it. I post the following graphic to further enhance the concept of gaminality or gamineness (are they words?).
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What on earth is that gamine, waif-like urchin on the right wearing or are those reverse tan lines? Oh well, who doesn't love a good cat fight.

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i love a good cat fight. Especially when it's Bruno and the Nano Jimmy Carter rabbits. They hiss, you know, and Bruno hisses. Well he would, wouldn't he? And it sounds just like a cat fight.

Until Bruno takes off one of his size 14EE stiletto heels. He can't hit the toilet but he can nail a nano Jimmy Carter rabbit in one blow, right through the head.

TPC, that is the greasiest man that I've ever seen. You must invite him into the Kollective. He's fit right in.

Fraulein, Dear O'Bozo's stimulus package might indeed be stimulating me and in different ways. When I had the heart surgery in Austin for the atrial fibrillation it was an instant success, and for the first time in a year I had enough blood flowing to my head that I felt good.

And I was reading in the middle of the night, seeing and hearing better than for a year, when I looked down and found that Dear O'Leader had stimulated something else again.

And I'm a clapped-out old Commissar of 55 who has broken his health in selfless service to the collective.

Why, there's not a single coin of OPiuM that I have not stolen, if I could. There is not a single election that I've not tampered with. I can count 1000 ballots and come up with 1050 for the Progressive and minus 50 for the RethugliKKKan.

I don't believe in equality or fair play although that's all I talk about. I don't believe in governance by the people but by the bureaucrats and the judiciary.

See how selfless I've been?

And I'm even trying to convert to make more happy little progressives for the Collective.

I may have to have a promotion for my selfless service.

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(**I MADE THE MOST GLORIOUS COMMENT ... just before I hit Submit and it vanished. Oh, what a pitty!!, but I shall try again)

Your are the most deserving of the deserving, glorious collective, Comrade Theo, having literally, given your all to the great good. I am so touched and move, that I feel the over abiding need to send you an Obama granted stimulus check. Please watch your mail, in case the U.S. postal service delivers it successfully.

......and as for Bruno's 14EE stiletto heels, does he have said in a wee small, size? Perhaps a Jimmy Choo or Stuart Weitzman in a size 6... a 7 will do or an 8 would be fine. Image

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Fraulein, I hate to tell you but none of Bruno's shoes would do you in the slightest. It's a problem of structural support.

Some years ago I saw Nell Carter singing and dancing on a Vegas stage, wearing simple pumps. I couldn't believe the structural support that those shoes gave. And bear in mind, this was in the days before carbon nanofibers. My car's driveshaft is made of carbon fibers.

So I had hope for Bruno getting some decent shoes, just to shut him up. But nothing contrived would take his weight.

Until carbon fibers. Bruno actually got Jimmy Shoe (no, not the same thing but don't breathe a word) to make him some carbon-fiber pumps which can hold his weight.

And they would not be either necessary or fetching on you.

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I understand Bruno's plight... these are my current winter work shoes, provided by benevolent government and most cozy.

ImageThey also come in lime green for summer months. I was hoping for something more dressy for Rancho gala's and the like, but getting good, reliable shoe support is all that matters after a day of frivolity gathering beets, is it not?
Well, good luck to Bruno and his bunions, fallen arches, dislocated toe and aching heel. . . . and tell him to remember, ObamaCare is on the way. (umm, that is if you see him again)

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Fraulein, what lovely shoes you have. I will not let Bruno see them, however; ever since people started laughing at him in Carmen Mirando drag singing "Tico, Tico" he's taken umbrage. Of course it could be that they said he looked like a yeti.

You know, all that five-o'clock shadow on chin and chest.

So he's been looking into yeti drag. And I don't think that I can take that.

Think of the practical difficulties. How could I tell Bruno in yeti drag from Rosie when she appears at the Rancho? I promise you that if someone confuses Rosie once more with KSM that she'll go ballistic.

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OH, Obama no, dearest Theo, I would be filled with concern of Bruno sneaking in my private hacienda and "borrowing" them without due permission. People can be so cruel, can they not. I did not have the privilege of seeing Bruno in the Mirando outfit, but I can imagine he was full of personal enjoyment and frivolity, which is all that counts.
ummm, the yeti might be a little off beat but we must remember, loyal Comrade, 'to each his own and what belongs to others.'

Please pass along my personal regards and regrets for confusing Rosie with KSM. I honestly didn't mean to scream those words, throw the skillet or rush out the door, but I was taken aback in surprise, as you might guess. But after her hairdo adjustment and KSM losing all that weight, I am sure there will be no such 'incidents' in the future. I certainly don't want to be the 'wet blank' at our lovely, grandiose Rancho party's!

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Dear Fraulein.

I think that you were a member of the Communist Youth Group, or any college Democrat society, which is the same thing, when I last posted this. But you may find this interesting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Mf_AfyEt0

I'm so sorry that Bruno spooked you. He often does that to me. Bear in mind that he's incredibly stupid, incredibly strong, and nothing but a walking id. A force of nature. A demented nature, to be sure, but a force of nature.

I do like him though--his complete and total irrationality and non-determinism mean that if I have get to live in the progressive paradise of Dear O'Leader's earthly nirvana.

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ah, that bring remembrance of my Carmen days of dance! It's much harder than anyone suppose, with those heavy boots on, but lovely none the less.

Dear Bruno is not a problem. In fact, as compared to Rosie's reaction to my 'incident', he was most calming. A good bottle of beet vodka will do that for you though.

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Ah, Tico, Tico - I hear one should watch the hands.

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Oh dear. Bruno is now doing Liza. Pardon me while I ship him off to Big Spring. Maybe they'll keep him.

The only problem is that he's a homing queen. Many times I've abandoned him and he keeps coming back. Like a character defect or a bimbo accusation to our Many Titted Empress' husband.

Or like a charge of dishonesty to our MTE.

Or like a charge of arrogance, incompetence, insouciance and thick-headedness to Dear O'Leader.


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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Oh dear. Bruno is now doing Liza. Pardon me while I ship him off to Big Spring. Maybe they'll keep him.

The only problem is that he's a homing queen. Many times I've abandoned him and he keeps coming back. Like a character defect or a bimbo accusation to our Many Titted Empress' husband......

Well, well, isn't that lovely! ( But, I thought Liza was an female impersonator? No?) We can't stop our comrades from having their revelry and much needed chortles, after the daily chores are done. And I really think you should give him praise and build his ego... maybe a new pair of dance shoes would be in order?

Homecoming Queen is such an exciting an honor. Some states & areas are more prone to bias and tomfoolery, but not in Texas where every Queen deserves his or her crown. That is true equality among the more equal, is it not, Theo?!

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Comrades,

Is this one of the NEo-KuLak Palin's Hounds of hell?

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Looks like the year of the WOMAN in USA politics. Why did we ever give them the right to vote? Where is the Taliban when you need them. We don't need woman running this country, the men have been doing a great job.

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Looks like the year of the WOMAN in USA politics. Why did we ever give them the right to vote? Where is the Taliban when you need them. We don't need woman running this country, the men have been doing a great job.

What an astoundingly, glorious comment, Comrade Comrade. Except for Nanski, all great leaders have been males, have they not. Even Mama MO has learned to keep her mouth shut and stay off mic. She must now realize, she is not accomplished or capable, like dearest Leader.
Maybe it is time to get rid of that 19th amendment (heck, we ignored all the others, so, why not?).

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Yes, Comrade Peoples, we train these Mangina Capon's here at The Wombat Factory to lead the People's Movement to slavery victory. Capitulation, compromise, apathy, and petulance are no match for the People's Moral Relativity Standards™ regime we instill. These trainees have been true wimps leaders!

But alas I must confess, we are worried, seems there's a grass fire afoot of Neo-Kulak women who will not surrender to our Wombat Nanny State... The Wombat Factory has failed... these women make my Woomba Loomba's shiver and shake in fear seethe with envy hatred....

WARNING: The wrathe of The Sword of The Mothyrland upon any comrade who even dares look at these women: https://firefromtheheartland.com/

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

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RR, I was overcome with emotion when I saw how perfectly you'd captured the spirit of Bruno. You cannot imagine how hard it is to find something which makes those huge pecs look like boobs.

I cannot tell you now he worked, but finally, an icon came to the rescue. Madonna came out with her conical bra, and Bruno solved the problem. But my lord. If women think that a mammogram hurts, listen to a queen stuffing those pecs, able to press #300, into two colanders just so he can do numbers like this.:
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Red Rooster wrote: WARNING: The wrathe of The Sword of The Mothyrland upon any comrade who even dares look at these women: https://firefromtheheartland.com/

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
We used the term MOTHERLAND figuratively comrade. Please, let's not start getting literal about it!

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I wouldn't worry about that damn Rooster, I ate 'em fer lunch. That peckers caused far to much havoc fer a commie.

Have a swig Mr. Peoples, yer backs probably aching from digging in the beet fields.

That Commissar there has got a way with iron weights, maybe you should pay attention Cowboy.


 
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