An AIDS Services group is reportedly removing candy from safe-sex kits distributed to high school students in Swanzey, N.H., after outraged parents lodged complaints with the local school district.

According to WMUR-TV, parents of students at Monadnock High School said they were outraged after learning that the “safe sex” packages distributed to their kids contained not just condoms, but fruit-flavored lubricant and candies, as well.


Comrades this is intolerable! While I applaud the efforts of these AIDS activists I must ask if they haven't been paying heed to the FLOTUS. Have they no shame? What sort of example are they setting for the children...candy indeed!

(lodge your criticism here and suggest some healthful replacement snacks for these kits)

Could this be the work of the same group that is also out to destroy the Mickey 'D's Happy Meal® by removing the little toys that accompany them? Maybe the AIDS Service group should replace the candy with the Happy Meal® toys, and then put condoms in with the Happy Meal®. There. Make everyone Happy™.

Condoms and candy? I think perhaps comrade deliveryperson accidentally dropped off the NAMBLA New Members' Kits at the wrong address.



Either that, or Bill Clinton has finally given up cigars.

Comrades,

The phone company is at fault. The conversation went "The decision of what to include was a conumdrum". There was static on the line and the other party heard "condrum", which was interpreted as condom.

A simple failure to communicate.

Comrade Tooorisky,
"[highlight=#ffff99]A simple failure to communicate.[/highlight]"

We deal with that very effectively here at the NC Kollective. I run a tight ship down here:

Comrade Whoopie wrote:An AIDS Services group is reportedly removing candy from safe-sex kits distributed to high school students in Swanzey, N.H., after outraged parents lodged complaints with the local school district.

According to WMUR-TV, parents of students at Monadnock High School said they were outraged after learning that the “safe sex” packages distributed to their kids contained not just condoms, but fruit-flavored lubricant and candies, as well.

Comrades this is intolerable! While I applaud the efforts of these AIDS activists I must ask if they haven't been paying heed to the FLOTUS. Have they no shame? What sort of example are they setting for the children...candy indeed!

(lodge your criticism here and suggest some healthful replacement snacks for these kits)

Those children must have healthy sex. So the toy in the Progressive Happy meal should be a cucumber and some good flax oil should subtitute for the lubri-cunt.

There should be condoms provided with healthy cucumbers and carrots.
The kids may want to toss salads.
Which reminds me, I hope those lubricants are low caloric, free of MSG, saltand artificial dyes.

Maybe something that's both a candy and a toy?

Hmm, replacements snacks... I suggest dirt from Moochelle's garden and table scraps from the Pelosi household.

These are the public school children of serfdom are they not?

LET THEM EAT DIRT!

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Hmm, replacements snacks... I suggest dirt from Moochelle's garden and table scraps from the Pelosi household.

These are the public school children of serfdom are they not?

LET THEM EAT DIRT!

Shame on you Comrade Buffoon! These children are the future voters of the United Socialist States of America. We of the Party ™ are all about "helping the children". Remember that!

Candy?! Have they not receive Pres. Michelle's updated memo on the banning of candy? I too am outraging. A box of condoms with enclosed banana's would have been more appropriate. They can use foodage for display and consumption, can they not?
And I disprove of smilie faces. Something like this would be more appropriate and approving for new democrat socialist kiddies. All those happy faces are for the rich reichwingers.

Che Gourmet wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Hmm, replacements snacks... I suggest dirt from Moochelle's garden and table scraps from the Pelosi household.

These are the public school children of serfdom are they not?

LET THEM EAT DIRT!

Shame on you Comrade Buffoon! These children are the future voters of the United Socialist States of America. We of the Party ™ are all about "helping the children". Remember that!

Dearest Che Gourmet, the children are helped with all the dirt nourishment they need to vote (D) which we know requires little effort or even a pulse!

Do we not still have a veiled ACORN in voter fraud mode? Will the 2010 Census not slant Congressional Districts to favor non-whites and illegals? Do we not have fellow communist controlling the courts? Do we not have a Soros controlled SOS?

Victory is eminent!