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Party-Approved Media

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This People's Media Organ deems it necessary to inform you about our current list of approved news media. Those confused comrades who use Faux News to get the scoop are dangerously (if not criminally) wrong; they will be reeducated.

The media organs listed below are some of the Party-approved sites which will give 100% true, unadulterated Current Truth™.

  • NPR - why call it propaganda when it is the National Public?
  • MSNBC - where government propaganda can be private.
  • CBS - if you can't see it, you won't believe it.
  • ABC - as easy as 123.
  • The Huffington Post - where they want you to get a Facebook account for public records.
  • The New York Times - an outdated Party organ seeking relevancy on the Internet.
  • US Uncut - pretending to be against government so as easier to promote government.
  • The People's Cube - the most politically korrekt Current Truth!
  • Duffel Blog… Wait!?! How did this get in here?
Comrades are encouraged to ask questions about some media that are not listed. We will inform you whether they can be trusted.

YES! PERFECT!
You have done well, in kollektivizing the mass streams of Party Approved Media that we have!

+2 in equality points.

Is Rock Paper Shotgun a party approved site for news related to video gamering?!

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Capitalist Pig wrote:YES! PERFECT!
You have done well, in kollektivizing the mass streams of Party Approved Media that we have!

+2 in equality points.

Is Rock Paper Shotgun a party approved site for news related to video gamering?!

I'm sorry, but all gaming websites, whether gambling, board, computer, or video-related are banned under the Massey-Ferguson Productivity Promotion Act of 2015. Go down to your local alcohol emporium if you want to gamble or your local geek hangout (ask around) if you want to talk board gaming and video gaming. Just be sure to log any gaming time in your gaming log available free from any party barrack, party bureau, or post office. Be sure to send your gaming log in with your taxes, even if you file quarterly, otherwise you'll see the word AUDIT spelled out in your alphabet soup.

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Capitalist Pig wrote:YES! PERFECT!
You have done well, in kollektivizing the mass streams of Party Approved Media that we have!

+2 in equality points.

Is Rock Paper Shotgun a party approved site for news related to video gamering?!

I could be wrong but I suspect......

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