Party Memo to all news media:

How to present the growth of federal budget in a way that makes it attractive to male middle class voters who don't feel stimulated enough with Obama's economic policies. Reinforce positive associations with memorable graphs and curves to which they can relate.

ALL HAIL Glorious Comrade Red Square!!!!!! Such Large and Tasty Big Government should be sufficient to keep us warm on the long cold nights! Yes, it warms this old Communist's heart too see that even in the Era of Big, Perky Government, only the bare essentials are covered! Only Dear Leader Obamma (mmm,mmm,mmm!) could bring such an Enhanced and Augmented State; able to Suckle the Poorest and Neediest of the Proletariat.... A Government so Big, it will make all the other Little Progs Jealous!

The over powering nature of big government should not be under estimated.

Comrades, under the new Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act, all real-estate transactions must be made more accountable. This will lead to this view of the Democrat Deficit: Or this image, highly symbolic of the taxpayer under the tender ministrations of Obama, Peloski, and Reid:

I denounce Commissar Theocritus for numerous crimes against the kollektive and against humanity resulting from leaking the MTE's secret honeymoon photos here.

Komrade Turboski wrote:I denounce Commissar Theocritus for numerous crimes against the kollektive and against humanity resulting from leaking the MTE's secret honeymoon photos here.

We must immediatly summon a council at the Hague, releasing those photos constitutes crimes against humanity.

I shall also sue for damages ... after looking at those I had to take a whole case of viagra and still cannot get my self aroused anymore ... I must burn out my eyes .. Oh his O'liness please save me, please heal me. My monitor is even melting!

Hmm. I wonder if it shouldn't have been titled: "How to stimulate male party members."

However, Comrade Red Square, I do like the title, nevertheless.

Let this be a lesson to all Komrades: put in your 25 hours a day in the beet fields, and never enter a temple of capitalist exploitation like McDonald's or KFC. They are empty calories. The correct comrade will never have more than three beets a day and a potato every May 1st. On Lenin's birthday every comrade in good standing will be given a half a dram of potato vodka.

The only comrade who is allowed some extra weight is the Holy Gore: Here the Holy Gore is seeing a buffet table with lobster
except for our ownLeni Riefenstahl:

Comrades, it is so sad that poor Ted has passed on, for the large womyn comrade representing the Obama deficit would have made an excellent filling for a waitress sandwich composed by the diver and his companion defender of womyn's rights, Chris Dodd. And Ted would have been so honored that his dream of bankrupting Amerikka has finally come true (sniff, sniff.)

I am so glad that there are people like Ted and Obama in this world, elitist gadabouts whose lack of talent ensures that no one will ever hire them for real work so they can spend all their time serving us, the peepul, and making sandwiches. They are the Amerikkan version of the Britsh Royal Family except without the inbreeding (at least not that anyone has been able to discover, anyway.)

Comrade Theocritus, I was vaguely aware of Leni Reifenstahl but decided to check with the People's Encylopedia so that I could make full mental use of your allusion. I found this quote interesting:

Riefenstahl heard presidential candidate Adolf Hitler speak at a rally in 1932 and was mesmerized by his talent as a public speaker. Describing the experience in her memoir, Riefenstahl wrote: "I had an almost apocalyptic vision that I was never able to forget. It seemed as if the earth's surface were spreading out in front of me, like a hemisphere that suddenly splits apart in the middle, spewing out an enormous jet of water, so powerful that it touched the sky and shook the earth.” According to the Daily Express of April 24, 1934, Leni Riefenstahl had read Mein Kampf during the making of her film The Blue Light. This newspaper article quotes her as having commented, "The book made a tremendous impression on me. I became a confirmed National Socialist after reading the first page. I felt a man who could write such a book would undoubtedly lead Germany. I felt very happy that such a man had come." She wrote to Hitler requesting a meeting.

Ah, filmmakers! They are so intellectual, so profound, the proles are lucky to have such wise critical thinkers like Leni and Micheal in their midst. It is no wonder that such are always amongst the revered elite in any society.

Or as Lenin might have said, "There's no idiot like a useful idiot."

Opiate, I do like your observation. Here is one from a comrade who is still with us, the estimable Mark Morford:

Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a <i>new way of being on the planet</i>, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us <i>evolve</i>. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

The unusual thing is, true Lightworkers almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare. And this why he is so often compared to Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., to those leaders in our culture whose stirring vibrations still resonate throughout our short history.

Here's His Luminance's article <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article. ... L">here</a>. And the italics are his.

If you read some more of Mr. Morford's work, you'll be astonished by the rolling-eyed lunacy brave, progressive prose that he uses.

Such is the strength of Mr. Morford's prose that I at first thought that he was having us on, like a Python sketch, but if you read more about him you realize that what you see is what you get.

Thanks to Pinkie for her stercoraceous research in unearthing Mr. Morford some months ago. Mr. Morford is the gift that keeps on giving. Mr. Morford proves that satire, no matter how assiduously attempted, can only weep in frustration at reality.

Gosh, Theocritus, a very inspiring story of the bubble-headed stupidity high-minded profound thinking that emanates from Amerikka's most pointy-headed nitwits elite citizens. It reminds me of a like-minded Renaisance Man from the late 19th and early 20th century, Percival Lowell. Lowell, a member of a very upper crust wealthy Boston family, was a Havaad graduate who distinguished himself in the field of Mathematics. He was well-travelled and wrote a number of books on the Far East. Whence he bought himself a big telescope and began looking at Mars, he discovered canals on the planet as well as possibly interstate highways and maybe WalMarts, too. These of course could have only been created by an advanced intelligent civilization. Well, Percival Lowell was a bright fellow but he whiffed big time on the Mars thing as today we know there is less intelligence there than in a typical Congressional subcommittee. So maybe Lowell did get a bit carried away and saw a whole bunch of stuff that wasn't actually there. You know, I don't know why I brought that up, that story has absolutely nothing to do with Mark Morford.

Opiate, I understand perfectly. Since we are Made Progressives, or Mad Progs, we are at the very zenith of civilization, culture, and intelligence. Before us there was only barbarity because no one had our enlightened world views. In fact, even last year we didn't have the same enlightened world views that we have today. Oops... Pardon me for a refresher Jiffy-Lobo...

Back now. This means that the Egyptians couldn't have made the pyramids. They were done with the help of space aliens. No matter that some knuckle-dragging anthropologists say that the Egyptians had just as many synapses as we do--since they weren't Mad Progs they couldn't have done it.

In fact there is no such thing as achievement. There are no great men and women. People just ride the wave of cultural movements. This way we are spared the trouble of thinking and working, only having to feel and fling attitude like shit off our fingers. I have heard historians on the History Channel sneer that Ronald Reagan was a bumpkin, in the right place at the right time, and it has to be right. It was on television sandwiched between commercials for a dick pill and Vince's ShamWow! Bookended like that, it has to be true. That's like having an original Gutenberg Bible with marbled endpapers.

It is obvious to me that Lowell, like all good Mad Progs, was projecting himself onto something else. I do that all the time. It is no accident that the sun rises when I get up.

Get it?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, under the new Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act, all real-estate transactions must be made more accountable. This will lead to this view of the Democrat Deficit:
Or this image, highly symbolic of the taxpayer under the tender ministrations of Obama, Peloski, and Reid:

For the sake of all that is holy, I deleted the photos from this response. Curse you Theo! You've temporarily blinded me again! Gaaaaaaaaaah!

On the article though, any way for me to get a piece of that Big Government Spending?

Commissar Theocritus wrote: This means that the Egyptians couldn't have made the pyramids. They were done with the help of space aliens. No matter that some knuckle-dragging anthropologists say that the Egyptians had just as many synapses as we do--since they weren't Mad Progs they couldn't have done it.

Actually, the Pyramids were a public works project created by the Egyptian Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 BC. I understand that the Pharaoh Ramses Obama designed them in honor of his cellulite-afflicted wife, Pelosi of Frisco. There is an inscription inside the King's Chamber which reads, "Someday my great great great great great great great great great great great great (....) great grandson Barack will waste even more money than I did." [Sigh] Then as now, only government can accomplish great things. And all it needs is a shitload of someone else's money and a whole bunch of expendable servants to work to death in the process.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: In fact there is no such thing as achievement. There are no great men and women. People just ride the wave of cultural movements. This way we are spared the trouble of thinking and working, only having to feel and fling attitude like shit off our fingers. I have heard historians on the History Channel sneer that Ronald Reagan was a bumpkin, in the right place at the right time, and it has to be right. It was on television sandwiched between commercials for a dick pill and Vince's ShamWow! Bookended like that, it has to be true. That's like having an original Gutenberg Bible with marbled endpapers.

The historians are correct; Reagan was not a great man for he did not have the answers himself, he had to trust the talents and abilities of others. Jimmy Carter, on the other hand, was a great man for he had all the answers and the desire to micro-manage the universe down to the minutest of details. This is what true greatness is about, the knowledge that everyone else is stupid besides one's self and thus one must constantly instruct them on what to do. The results do not matter and never matter for these depend on random exogenous factors. The theory and the process are what matters. Results are for suckers.

Your inference is accurate: if something is on television, it is most certainly correct. If something is not on television, it most certainly either does not exist or does not matter.

Opiate of the People wrote:Actually, the Pyramids were a public works project created by the Egyptian Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 BC. I understand that the Pharaoh Ramses Obama designed them in honor of his cellulite-afflicted wife, Pelosi of Frisco. There is an inscription inside the King's Chamber which reads, "Someday my great great great great great great great great great great great great (....) great grandson Barack will waste even more money than I did." [Sigh] Then as now, only government can accomplish great things. And all it needs is a shitload of someone else's money and a whole bunch of expendable servants to work to death in the process.

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The historians are correct; Reagan was not a great man for he did not have the answers himself, he had to trust the talents and abilities of others. Jimmy Carter, on the other hand, was a great man for he had all the answers and the desire to micro-manage the universe down to the minutest of details. This is what true greatness is about, the knowledge that everyone else is stupid besides one's self and thus one must constantly instruct them on what to do. The results do not matter and never matter for these depend on random exogenous factors. The theory and the process are what matters. Results are for suckers.

As Commissarka of Secret Spelling and Grammar Organs, and therefore an Education Expert By Default(TM), I will request that the People's Publishing House adds these important and enlightening anecdotes to the People's History Textbook(TM).

Opiate of the People wrote:Your inference is accurate: if something is on television, it is most certainly correct. If something is not on television, it most certainly either does not exist or does not matter.

Unless of course it's Fox News. Then it's NEVER, EVER, EVER true. Ever. Indeed, the wily Fox News is the only animal the ABC/CBS/CNN/PMSNBC Lapdog is willing or able even to attempt hunting.

Olga, you're so right. I don't even watch Faux Noise weather. I know that has to be a lie. I use picture-in-picture to check the DOW numbers, comparing Faux Noise with the Tiffany Network.

We must never question the Legacy Media. They are very consistent and all that a made prog could want. Any approved lie is by definition not a lie and so it is embraced. Any unapproved truth is by definition a lie and the messenger must be shot.

The world now, the progressive world, operates on one principle. Words have meaning <i>by who speaks them</i>.

[ off ]When I think that CBS was once called the Tiffany Network I soil myself laughing. Dan Rather getting sucked into an obvious fraud and being so invested that he said the papers were true in essence. The Couric Monster sucking half the money in her salary, and her ego is bigger than Obowma's. If the two were in the same room at the same time, there would be a bozon flux, and the explosion would make protons orbit electrons

Ahh such an enjoyable thread until a certain unmentionable Commissar from West By Gawd Texas had to start posting pictures. Pictures so horrible, so shocking, so downright DISTURBING they span the space-time contiuum and even I cannot defeat them.

I shall surely have my revenge. Or forget all about when I get out of my three liters of vodka enduced haze I'm in right now.

7.62, you should be grateful for this image. This is symbolic of the care that our government gives us. "Everything for the state, nothing outside the state." We are always swaddles in the bosom of our devoted Nanny State.

That picture, by the way, is one that I took at the Rancho. Our Many Titted Empress was drunk, as usual, on bloody marys made with the blood of rich, Rethuglican virgin girls, and she rolled her eyes at Bruno, and said, "Bruno, I just don't believe you're a fag. You just have never had the right woman." And then she launched herself on him. You are privileged to see a view of our MTE that no one else has seen.

Now I'm taking a collection for psychiatric help for Bruno, who has never been the same.

RR, how I love your ability to make pigs fly. Well, some of them that is. I have seen the documentary about this man, who lives in Mexico. How difficult for him to be so large and to have Obowma flying pigs all over him, shitting Obowma shit all over him, and not being able to clean it off.

But hark! Doesn't he have Michael Moore's nose?

Just wanted to bump this thread.

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Thanks Red Square.
Long Live Ray Stevens!!!

This is going out to everyone on my list, including Facebook & Twitter, Hope everyone here will do the same.