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People's anti-Trump hyperventilation chamber

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Fulfilling all campaign promises? Neurosis, anybody? Who does he think he is, that TRUMP?
Whoever heard of a politician keeping his campaign promises? Can't this animal do anything right?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... Can't this animal do anything right?
Himmelherrgott! And now he prods innocent Palestinians to, like, disturbances. Our Zeitungen say. And Glotze, ze boob tube, too!

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TaxCoDebility! You really think there will be two scoops (two!) for every Amerikkkan?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court?
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP? Yeah, that's not racist (sarcasm)! And they say Trump's not a fascist.
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I predicted you would say this!
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Madame Blavatsky wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court?
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP? Yeah, that's not racist (sarcasm)! And they say Trump's not a fascist.
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I predicted you would say this!
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Word for word? Are you some kind of...psychic?

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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We must resist jobs, economic growth, and national security as the greatest evils facing our planet today.


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There you have it. "A nation without borders is not a nation."
National Trumpism, even ghoulisher than National Socialism!

Today you sing O Tannenbaum, tomorrow you roar Heil Trumpler!

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"Rittre Locket Man"? He has a BIG BIG BIG one, under his desk! Beware of Pyongyang, TLUMPU!

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Did you know that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] will [highlight=#ffff00]destroy[/highlight] the [highlight=#ffff00]human species[/highlight]!? We always knew he was dangerous, but now a [highlight=#ffff00]highly respected psychiatrist[/highlight] and Newsweek, [highlight=#ffff00]a major news magazine[/highlight], now verify just how [highlight=#ffff00]dangerous[/highlight] this [highlight=#ffff00]lunatic is[/highlight]. This one man will undo trillions of years of evolution with just one push of a button. One day, children will ask, "Mommy, what's a human?"
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But wait, don't we want the extinction of people so we can save the planet and then all the furry critters can be happy? Now I'm a little confused whether Trump destroying humanity is a bad thing or not. Я не понимаю.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Did you know that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] will [highlight=#ffff00]destroy[/highlight] the [highlight=#ffff00]human species[/highlight]!? We always knew he was dangerous, but now a [highlight=#ffff00]highly respected psychiatrist[/highlight] and Newsweek, [highlight=#ffff00]a major news magazine[/highlight], now verify just how [highlight=#ffff00]dangerous[/highlight] this [highlight=#ffff00]lunatic is[/highlight]. This one man will undo trillions of years of evolution with just one push of a button. One day, children will ask, "Mommy, what's a human?"
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But wait, don't we want the extinction of people so we can save the planet and then all the furry critters can be happy? Now I'm a little confused whether Trump destroying humanity is a bad thing or not. Я не понимаю.
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Did you know that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] will [highlight=#ffff00]destroy[/highlight] the [highlight=#ffff00]human species[/highlight]!? We always knew he was dangerous, but now a [highlight=#ffff00]highly respected psychiatrist[/highlight] and Newsweek, [highlight=#ffff00]a major news magazine[/highlight], now verify just how [highlight=#ffff00]dangerous[/highlight] this [highlight=#ffff00]lunatic is[/highlight]. This one man will undo trillions of years of evolution with just one push of a button. One day, children will ask, "Mommy, what's a human?"
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But wait, don't we want the extinction of people so we can save the planet and then all the furry critters can be happy? Now I'm a little confused whether Trump destroying humanity is a bad thing or not. Я не понимаю.

Perhaps it is only white humanity that will be destroyed, which is a good thing. But wait, maybe the destruction of humanity will hit women and minorities hardest, which is a bad thing. But wait, if humanity is destroyed, where will the children find the reference to humans in order to ask about them? Will the human libraries and archives be left behind? That would be logocentric and a bad thing, no? But wait....

Oh, I too am confused -- and it is all Trump's fault.

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And the worst part is, Trump is now Hillary Clinton's and Barack Obama's president, too!

Isn't this a daily torture for them, straight out of Hell?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... Trump will destroy the human species ...
But he, that Trump, said nothing about them critters, korrekt? Obviously, in his paranoidal crusade to become The One-And-Only, Trump will not nuke the creatures.

So here is (confidential!) our GET OUT OF NUKE card: just start, right now, self-identifying - as Meows, Rodents, you name it. We will be in good company, guaranteed! (and there is also Major Ursa, Colonel Obyezyana, Red Rooster, ...)

While, he-he, innerly fully retaining our Party IDs, of course. Along with all associated perks - ration cards, personalized shovels, voluptuous dance nights in Tractor Barn #2 on May 1st, etc.

Using TPC as our Noah's Ark, outlast until crazed Trump fizzles out in (ex-)Dr. Lee's funny farm.
Then - crawl out, and... make Ze Revolooshun!
How about - October 2018?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... Trump will destroy the human species ...
But he, that Trump, said nothing about them critters, korrekt? Obviously, in his paranoidal crusade to become The One-And-Only, Trump will not nuke the creatures.

So here is (confidential!) our GET OUT OF NUKE card: just start, right now, self-identifying - as Meows, Rodents, you name it. We will be in good company, guaranteed! (and there is also Major Ursa, Colonel Obyezyana, Red Rooster, ...)

While, he-he, innerly fully retaining our Party IDs, of course. Along with all associated perks - ration cards, personalized shovels, voluptuous dance nights in Tractor Barn #2 on May 1st, etc.

Using TPC as our Noah's Ark, outlast until crazed Trump fizzles out in (ex-)Dr. Lee's funny farm.
Then - crawl out, and... make Ze Revolooshun!
How about - October 2018?
I'm down for the People's Struggle! As long as it involves either saving or destroying the planet.

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Here you haf yt, Komrades.


SPIEGEL. Qualitätsjournalismus. Kfality Shurnalizm.

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In the Age of Fire and Fury


Komrades! Do we need any further proof of "genius" yet?

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Genosse - if the knuckle-dragging creature to the right is the current U.S. president, then the one right behind him carrying a stick must be the previous president, Barack Obama (then George W. Bush, etc.)

That's an extremely racist depiction of the first black president and Der Spiegel will have to answer for it.

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Want a proof that Russkies are behind Iosif Vissarionovich Trumplin?
Yesterday Trumplin took the long overdue looney test, and he had... to draw a cube. A fing CUBE!



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"Military parade"! _(hyp- , hyp- , hyper- ventilates)

Putin has military parades all the time!
Trump controlled by Russia - any doubt?
Obama wants to know everything, basta!

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Komrades! Vots vronk? No one hyperventiTrumping anymore???

Haven't you seen all the carbon, Trumputler recently belched out into our precious atmosphere - only to shake hands with that old lady in Buckingham Palace? (I would, frankly, hyperventilate like you never seen before - but then, was scared of all that newly trumpadded carbon.)

BTW, where is Komissar al-Blogunov? Has Russian Colluder fully taken possession of him???
(the one who once upon a time - 2017/2018 - whispered to us from within surrounding walls, if not directly from under our beds resp. fainting couches.)

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Have you noticed how EUSSR's progressive masses heroically resisted the Orange Tyrant?

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How exactly is Trump not Hitler, when he like (AOC:) operates concentration camps?

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It's Trump's guilt! He literally (literally!) forced Dimocraps to enpeach him!

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Klimate kollapse...

And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
No, NOT Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky, but...
Bad Orange Man Trumputler is his name!
Oy!


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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Clearly Trump is a traitorous swine of the highest order! IMPEACH is our only recourse for a return to our beloved progressive disaster that Obi Wan Nairobi was navigating for us.


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Is this 3-14-2017 post the first call for impeachment from this, the planet's most trusted and most equal news source? Visionary if you ask me.

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Komrades, mark my words:
Trumputler is such a hopeless kaputtnik, he will botch even his last chance, the impeachment.


.. kaputtnik? kaputler, that's what he is, that TRUMP!

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What, Trumputler? Just Trumputler??

        Mystery item No. 3
From now on, Trumputlerini!



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(from the glorious early days of ― already gone planetary ― Revoolooshun-2020)

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The Firebug
A President sets his land on fire


( SPIEGEL - the (weekly) NYT of Germanistan )

[center]HYPERVENTILATING SINCE NOV. 9, 2016 ![/center]




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STOP COMRADES!!!! A CHICKEN CANNOT HYPERVENTILATE OVER THREE YEARS! ESPECIALLY WITH COVID-19 ABOUT!!!

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On camera, Trumputler reportedly said: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. And repeated(!): Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Bleeding heart Amy Do-Goodman (of DEMOCRACY NOW!) dragged out of the closet the near-mummy of (since ever somewhat overrated) Noam Chom(p)sky, who deduced from P.W.M.C.T. that Trumputler is a madman, and, of course, Hitler.

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The mythical horned rodent is so tired of hypoventilating- 'pelipsky took mask off.

But, what if a brigade of hot flashin' Karens - the Junior LeagueBranch of AntiFa - hyperventilating because of Trumputler --- won't go quietly into this provided chamber and have a Corona for their own good?

axin' for a friend...
'pelipsky


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Oooops! (AHEM!!!)... THEN WE ALL DIE 'PELEPSKI!!!

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Must be bumped for The Party™.... only @ 100 days to go until we get rid of this Neo-Kulak!

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The horror never ends, comrades. The evil Trump is stealing the Post Office in order to suppress votes and steal the election from Uncle Joe. This man has no shame. We have photographic evidence.

Stealing postal vans from a Post Office parking lot in broad daylight:

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Stashing away, behind the White House, mail collection boxes:

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Will nobody stop this man?


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The Ghost of Red Rooster wrote:STOP COMRADES!!!! A CHICKEN CANNOT HYPERVENTILATE OVER THREE YEARS! ESPECIALLY WITH COVID-19 ABOUT!!!

Can a ghost hyperventilate?


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Unimaginable, the mayhem to follow, should Trumputler stick to Messiah's Legitimate Nonblack House, come 2021!

  • Withdrew from TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership)! (May 2017)
  • Withdrew from UNESCO (UN Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)! (Oct. 2017)
  • Withdrew from UNHRC (UN Human Rights Council)! (Jun. 2018) (prodded by The Joo!)
  • Withdrew from UNFCCC/PACCM (Paris Agreement on Climate Change Mitigation)! (Nov. 4, 2019/2020)
  • Withdrew from NAFTA 1.0 (North American Free Trade Agreement)! (Jul. 2020)
  • Withdrew from UNWHO (UN World Health Organization)! (Jul. 2021)
  • Withdrew from WTO (UN World Health Organization)! (in progress)
plus:

  • Withdrawal from KORUS 1.0 (South Korean Trade Deal)! (Sep. 2017)
  • Withdrawal from JCPOA (Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action)! (May, 2018) (Messiah/Jéàn-Frànçôîs-Kèrrîê & the rest of The Clown Car)
  • Withdrawal from TAERCRI (Treaty of Amity, Economic Relations, and Consular Rights with Iran)! (Oct. 2018)
  • Withdrawal from VCDR (Optional Protocol to the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations)! (Oct. 2018)
  • Withdrawal from UNUPU (UN Universal Postal Union)! (Oct. 2018)
    (now this one really hurt!)
  • Withdrawal from INF/RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA (Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces)! (Aug. 2019)
  • Withdrawal from OST/RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA (Open Skies Treaty)! (May 2020)
  • Withdrawal from START/RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA (The New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty)! (pending, Feb. 2021)
  • Withdrawal from KOLLEKTIVE HEALTH! (Messiah's Glorious PPACA) (still underway)
... and, further prodded by The Joo, Trumputler withdrew the US Embassy from Tel-Aviv and re-planted it somewhere in the Palestinian Territory. Yerushalayim Al-Quds or sumptin.


(I literally weep as I think of the pain all these actions must have induced on our beloved planetary philanthropist, Mr. GS)

UN - the ONLY guardian standing between us, Humanity, and Planetary Overheating!



        Mystery item No. 6


Can YOU imagine such evil:

GET THE US OUT OF THE UN
AND THE UN OUT OF THE US !





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Red Rooster wrote:WATCHING YOU GD!
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(basic pic by DonkeyHotey)
um, for once (in this contra-orange hyper-chamber)
I have to fully agree with The Donald.


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TRUMPLER!

Got a chance, for once, to show competence. Be a serious, needy patient.
But no. Even that blown! Yesterday hospitalized, tomorrow capriciously Donnie want home! Home go, home!

As if Corona is just some effing psoriasis!


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There is nothing, literally nothing, Orange Man can satisfyingly carry out! :

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Nov 2, URGENT:

Our precious Anti-TRRRUMP Hyperventilation Chamber must be FUNDAMENTALLY (and MOST HURRIEDLY!) TRANSFORMED into a paranoia-rage-proof padded cell, fully functional at the latest tomorrow (Nov. 3) from 8 p.m. ET !

(detainee - tinfoil ushanka mandatory !)

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[highlight=#ffff00]According to CNN[/highlight], a highly respected news agency, [highlight=#ffff00]Trump is going to declare martial law![/highlight] While no reporters were present at the meeting, reliable sources state that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump asked[/highlight] his advisors how best [highlight=#ffff00]to impose martial law[/highlight]. Actually, the article says that one guy brought it up and there but there was no comment from [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] about [highlight=#ffff00]imposing marital law[/highlight], but stick with the headline, comrades! The [highlight=#ffff00]arrests will begin[/highlight] soon and [highlight=#ffff00]minorities and women will be hardest hit[/highlight].

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Comrades,Rejoice!

We finally got the wall we deserve and need to reach the glorious socialist utopia.

Wrong thoughts MUST become UNTHINK


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I'm sure comrade Genosse has some stories about the famous "Anti-Fascist protection Wall" our former East German comrades erected to protect the poor people of East Germany from the evil capitalists.

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Minitrue wrote:I'm sure comrade Genosse has some stories about the famous "Anti-Fascist protection Wall" ...
ja ofkohz!

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While at that - in our glorious excess-CO2 chamber.....

Minitrue wrote:... the famous "Anti-Fascist protection Wall" ...
And who cared for Antifaschistischer Schutzwall to serve ze pipel? TRRUMPPPP?

It was Khrushchev, and Brezhnev, and Gorbatchev. And Genosse Doppelganger.
Even that asshole "Honi" (who kicked Doppelganger out of Politbyuro).
And ze Demokraps of Amerikkka.


But TRRRUMPPPPP? ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Looks like the CO2 Hypoventilation Pressure Chamber seals have failed like a frozen O ring on the Space Shuttle. Pure Co2 Boos are being hyperventilated at dangerous levels and most importantly, are being ventilated towards anti-Trump hyperventilated chambered officials.

‘Dr. Jill' and Dr. Fauci in Harlem Greeted with a Chorus of Boos and Chants “Fire Fauci!”

If even those inside the anti-Trump hyperventilation chamber aren't safe from overwhelming Co2 ventiprotestors, is the planet safe??

Maybe Trump can get GM to refit factories to make even MORE anti-Trump Hypoventilated Chambers.

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Afghanistan?

Trump guilty!
Have you seen even a single Trump-tweet, appealing to Taliban for restraint?

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Afghanistan?

TRRRUMP guilty!

Did he ever tweet "We will stay there and build like roads-n-bridges"?
Did he ever promise to "Slow the rise of the oceans at the foot of Hindukush"?
Did he ever visit POTUA1 Arafat Ghandhi in his glorious palace of Bakhchisarai2?

(but no, he sent Kushner to scheme secretive shakher3 with them Jews!)

1 UA: Unicorned Afghanistan, of course
2 (arab.) Бахчисарай
3 schachern, from Yiddish sakhern (סחרן), "to trade"

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Reverberations of the years under Trumputler dictatorship continue.....

Witness freshly baked evidence of Trumputlerini's utter disdain for "transportation-related moral norms of the international community"! Our News report!



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