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People's Documentary EXPOSES Bush as JFK Assassin!

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Comrades! Fellow believers in our Glorious Universal System! I bring great news. After years of searching, we have finally found the one who committed the terrible crime of holding (and later shooting) a gun!


How could we have been deceived so long you might ask... BECAUSE, we have yet to implement our Commune Core standards to all of our future workers, and THE TRUTH HAS REMAINED HIDDEN! Just look at the success of this rising intellectual! We shall work to adopt this video in every classroom!
I just 100% on a paper blaming the death of JFK, JFK Jr., Lee Harvey Oswald, and 9-11 on George W. Bush— Griffin Ernest (@griffin_ernest) November 20, 2013
We must never cease until the glorious truth is revealed to the future workers! We can never cede control of the Presidential Honor!

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Yes Comrades, thank goodness the Democrat Underground has just begun to scratch the surface. Did you also know that there is the well documented link between violent crime at airports named after Republicans? The evidence goes way, way beyond the Kennedy assassination. Why it's common knowledge that Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush completely bankrolled the Third Reich from money he made from oil. I am sure by careful cross checking, it would show you how much deeper the Bush's family involvement in the Pearl Harbor attacks, 9-11 attacks, the War on Terror for his oil buddies, and now evidence that once again a Reich Wing Republican plotted his revenge against the people's chosen leader. One can be quite sure that the Crawford Texas hideout holds many deep dark secrets that would force any progressive to rush off to the nearest methadone clinic. Comrades, according to the sacred laws of Moral Equivalency translated by knowledgeable Hollywood stars and transformed into celluloid tablets, if the progressive brain trust simply will not pick up the ball and run with it soon, people are simply going to stop taking them seriously.


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Well done, Comrade Trashmouth !
Single-handedly doing a complete 180 on Occam's Razor.

And it's not even Saturday yet !

Only the finely honed minds that are a product of our modern, socialist - elitist universities could possibly comprehend such labyrithine logic.

As a reward, come on down to Tractor Maintenance Shed #2 after midnight. And be sure to bring your own cup. An extra vodka ration will be waiting for you ...... that is if Tovarichi's left any in the tank .



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Even our dear Comrade Oliver Stone could not have foreseen this remarkable accomplishment. We shall hold high the great accomplishment of this truly talented person, and to Comrade Sovremennyy for bringing it to our attention here at the Cube Collective. We await the full implementation of Commune Core, and the discovery of the next great work of TЯUTH. Салют!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
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Eve looked more like Hillary, didn't she?

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I am quite certain it was Oswald. I heard on Public Radio that even though Oswald was an avowed communist who defected to Russia, the Dallas right wing fervor was so intense that (despite only residing in Dallas off and on for nine months) it turned Oswald into a forerunner of Rush Limbaugh. So in the end it was sort of George Bush and more generally the Tea Party. Or is that more specifically? At any rate, we can rest assured that Lee Harvey Oswald was a registered Republican who would have listened to right wing talk radio, had right wing talk radio existed in 1963.

I think the Japanese would say it best ... it was the beginning of the end for Camerot.


 
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