Hello semi literate peons and other disposable slave laborers and/or laborettes. The solution to this conundrum is quite simple. Sell yourselves to me as indentured servants for some unspecified open ended term and I can personally guarantee equitable social standards for all. My Mexican bullwhip shows no favoritism.....


Wait...hold on a second...this is exhausting....I signed up in 2008 and have just now uploaded an avatar...whew!! I need a smoke....

Oh man....I'm all lightheaded.

I may have to finish this sometime later in the year....I'm going for a soak in the money bin....

Just get to work in the Agave field and the overseer will issue you all burlap uniforms and some kidney beans...or the other way around, I dunno', I never keep track of the petty details...that's why I have an overseer.

Oh man...I may need some Nyquil to go with this smoke...

Thoughtcriminal Burr with Rethuglikkkan avatar -- We must have missed your train ride, the local Commissar has not received your papers. Did someone issue you shovel, comrade? We do find your inability to even finish a sentence very progressive, however we find it hard to believe any proles are under your watch, while you are still being watched.

We are watching you!

On the advice of my personal physician, I'm dictating this from the comfort of my baby harp seal hammock. My system is still in shock from the exertion of making my first post in 3 years. Therefore, I'm dictating this to my Filipino manservant, Flip Flop or Hip Hop or something while my trained Capuchin monkey keeps the Mai Tai pitcher full. (God I love that little hat.) Frankly my fingers blister too easily for regular posting.

Anyway, the point is, I had no idea there was a market for shovels. I just make my "day laborers" use their hands to toil in the fields...I thought everybody did. No matter, I've never been one to pass up a golden opportunity to profit off the misery of others so I'll just slap an EvilConservatives.org logo on some garden spades and send the bill to the U.N. What's the deal? I just airdrop these things over Ethiopia or Dearborn?

Oh yeah, let me know if the czar of whatever needs some bacon grease "pray for islam" votive candles. I'm all about spreading love and tolerance and junk like that.

I'd ramble on some more but nap time is coming up and I'm still exhausted from the last one.

Dictated but not read,

Aaron Burr
V.P Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org

As unbelievable as it may seem, Frau Blucher...I mean Fraulein Pulloskies, has deleted my avatar featuring the beloved American JesusTm sporting the wicked awesome Winchester model 1894 .30/.30.

It's oversights like this that make be doubt the intellectual capabilities of this revolution and it's ability to take over an ant farm.

Also, this has been a wretchedly exhausting exercise in futility.

I'll have to check back here in another 3 years.

Dictated but not read,

Aaron Burr,
V.P. Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org

Thoughtcriminal Burr - No ONE deleted your avatar, this was done by the collective hive mind here at The People's Cube for your indifference to The Party™ protocol.

You will be sorely missed, but not to worry, when we round up Neo-Kulak's like you we'll make sure to give you warm beets and new shovel before you are shot you're thoughtcrimes are answered for.


Hail Obama!

By Heaven's Beard! I thought Comrade Lenin had just gone hippy! So that's what He looks like?

Thoughtcriminal Aaron Burr is busy talking to himself over at evilconservative.org, where he has dedicated an entire thread to our glorious Socialist™ website:


https://evilconservatives.org/forums/yo ... -cube.html

This Aaron Burr person (if that's really his name) often comments at our good comrade BFH's site iOTW. For some reason BFH is blessed with a smattering of occasional trolls which he and the commentariat take great delight in spanking. Oh how I envy his good fortune.

For the record: The thoughtcriminals avatar was a rather large smattering of the character in this previous people's cube homeland security warning....

For the love of Lenin! Has someone in the collective left an unsecured computer near Joe Biden? Next up in the gulag for trolls: Aaron Burr (if that is his real name...the secret police should be finding out soon). I recommend he packs warmly and brings a sharp shovel. (Edited due to publikkk edukashun spilling)

Comrades! I am ashamed to remind you all to dumb it down, we don't want to be superior in wit. We need to be inclusive.

Comrade Aaron Burr, I am sorry for whatever mental strain you may have went through trying to read the post of my comrades by responding to your post. In other words:

We [highlight=#ffffff]R[/highlight] sory 2 have made ur hed hurt. Pleez do not leave us?


Look at nancy and feel better!


(Comrades, use small colorful words for the aaron burr or else it will be overwhelmed.)

Besides, we all need to remember that he is claiming to be original with that avatar when he clearly lacks the creativity required to have actually been the one to make it. That truly makes him a Progressive!

Oh yeah, what ever you do don't point out the fact the aaron burr is pretty much the only one posting in that forum it has, that might upset it and it might not have the energy to go out and get the welfare check out of it's mailbox.

Do you have a dental plan?

The Dentist Internationale must be stopped now before it's too late! Join the anti-Dentite movement.

Margaret, you're going to have to put some teeth in that movement if you want to see success.

Aaron Burr wrote:As unbelievable as it may seem, Frau Blucher...I mean Fraulein Pulloskies, has deleted my avatar featuring the beloved American JesusTm sporting the wicked awesome Winchester model 1894 .30/.30.

It's oversights like this that make be doubt the intellectual capabilities of this revolution and it's ability to take over an ant farm.

Also, this has been a wretchedly exhausting exercise in futility.

I'll have to check back here in another 3 years.

Dictated but not read,

Aaron Burr,
V.P. Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org

My my my, what the fool you've proved yourself to be. I'm sure you're feeling embarassed, like you have your head lodged in some dark hole? As if you're in one of those non temporary disorderly orders, from which you most likely are irretrievably lost? Ummm? Well, never you mind. Take 3 years. . . no, take 10 then come back for a long, micro visit. We'll be waiting! (and please disregard any giggles, chortles or out right laughter you overhear. It's not directed at you. Really, it's not . . .)