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People's Cube Ranks #1 Among Top 5 Communist Websites

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The People's Cube Central Committee stands at attention as Comrade Red Square declares ThePeoplesCube.com to be Number One Communist Website in the world.

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First this news: The People's Cube Ranks #87 on Top 150 Conservative Websites List.

American conservative blogger Doug Ross has compiled this month's list of Top 150 Conservative Websites based on Alexa traffic rankings. We at the People's Cube are collectively residing at #87, right below his own blog. Not bad for a Revolutionary Party organ.

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We decided, using the same methodology, to find out what place would we take among Communist websites.

The result is hardly surprising - we are Number One! See below.

  1. The People's Cube - Rank: 139,945
  2. Socialist Worker - Rank: 163,256
  3. Communist Party USA - Rank: 531,010
  4. The Marxist-Leninist - Rank: 2,575,225
  5. Workers Power - Rank: 2,847,688

The only website in this category that beat the Cube was World Socialist Web Site published by the International Committee of the Fourth International (ICFI) - a Trotskyite organization which, according to Democratic Underground, was termed "sick and reactionary" by Marxists for anti-union disruption.

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WSWS various political organs are, as has been noted often anti-union, anti-strike, primarily dedicated to disrupting other left wing organizations, and is "sick and reactionary." Hence the constant attacks on unions, Democrats, British Labour, European Socialists, Greens, and even Communists. They are a tiny, narrow, sectarian, non-reality based group that chooses as its exclusive focus disrupting all other left of center political groupings, and uses lies, slander, falsehoods to "catapult the propaganda."

Yes, this could also be a description of the People's Cube. But it's not. Therefore, these Trotskyites don't qualify to be on our Top 5 List. And that, let me repeat it, make The People's Cube #1.

Let's Party!

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Woo Whooooo???....

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Did someone say Party?.... Counting Necro-Proxy votes and flinging ice axes may cause some confusion... please Bear with me....Hail Obama!

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I will invite some pro athletes to your most equal party. I wonder if comrade putout will spring from inside a cake again.....that was a most glorious time!

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I was the one who jumped out of the cake, spymyeyes, and don't you forget it unless you want to be whacked by my shovel.

As for this:

Red Square wrote:
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WSWS various political organs are, as has been noted often anti-union, anti-strike, primarily dedicated to disrupting other left wing organizations, and is "sick and reactionary." Hence the constant attacks on unions, Democrats, British Labour, European Socialists, Greens, and even Communists. They are a tiny, narrow, sectarian, non-reality based group that chooses as its exclusive focus disrupting all other left of center political groupings, and uses lies, slander, falsehoods to "catapult the propaganda."

I do savor it as a brilliant example of Progressive writing! For according to the People's Progressive Manual of Style™, 64th Edition, just as you should always insert as many verbs as possible between subject and object when describing the purpose of a government program or the objective of any progressive agenda, likewise you should always be generous with adjectives when issuing a denouncement.

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We must work collectively to spread the pride across the proletariat quickly and equally! A new edict should be issued that The Peoples Cube is more number one than the other number one communist/socialist/collectivist sites. That way all sites equally win and share in the celebrations, just one more than the others!

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Congrats! Hilarious that the 'Cube does better than the real communist sites!

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Comrade, this picture will only be truly Progressive if all the athletes in the photo are Transgender...
spymyeyes wrote:I will invite some pro athletes to your most equal party. I wonder if comrade putout will spring from inside a cake again.....that was a most glorious time! Image

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While this great news serves as a confirmation of what we already knew here in the glorious CUBE, we must not rest on our laurels as there are still some out there that dare mock the collective!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-IL1iO ... r_embedded#!

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Do I detect a touch of "projection" in this evaluation of WSWS?

Savor wrote:WSWS various political organs are, as has been noted often anti-union, anti-strike, primarily dedicated to disrupting other left wing organizations, and is "sick and reactionary." Hence the constant attacks on unions, Democrats, British Labour, European Socialists, Greens, and even Communists. They are a tiny, narrow, sectarian, non-reality based group that chooses as its exclusive focus disrupting all other left of center political groupings, and uses lies, slander, falsehoods to "catapult the propaganda."

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Life imitates the People's Cube:

WND EXCLUSIVE:

HAGEL ENDORSED BY COMMUNIST PARTY USA

After reportedly receiving support from Iran, Chuck Hagel, President Obama's defense secretary nominee, has yet another endorsement to add to his resume, this one coming from the Communist Party USA.

People's World, the Communist Party USA's official magazine, touted Hagel as “represent[ing] the more sober elements who have called in our national discourse for rejection of the old cold war tactics, the unilateralism and the continual push for wars all over the world.”

Speaking of which, we missed People's World, the Communist Party USA's official magazine in our list, but with the Alexa rank of 232,750 it gets roughly half the traffic of the People's Cube.

That would place People's World at #3 below People's Cube.

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A merger of the Communist Party USA's magazine People's World with the glorious #1 Party Organ, The People's Cube, would produce this new logo:
All countries, continents, climate zones, land, and water are completely equal
and can be rearranged as the Party wishes, without any noticeable consequence.

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Kommisar Kaputnik wrote:Prog Off:
Congrats! Hilarious that the 'Cube does better than the real communist sites!
Comrades!

We are so tired of this derogatory Prog Off stuff... o.k. yes it's funny to pretend to be a ranting neo-kulak konservative... but don't we have enough of this racist claptrap from Faux Snewz?

Isn't there a time for serious business... for instance... like now... hello... when we are the #1 Communist Website on the Internets.... The One And Only People's Party Organ!?!

Wake Up Amerika! It's time to transform and the days of Change are here... Fundamental Change... Glorious Transformation Thanks to Dear Leader Obama and the Glorious work of The Peoples Cube!

Hail Obama! Long Live The Progressive World of This Tuesday!

USSA! USSA! USSA!

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YES!!! USSA! USSA!! USSA!!!

YES WE CAN!

FORWARD!!

FREE STUFF!!! A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT!!!

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I love that "Communism It's A Party" graphic. Something (or someone) always seemed to be missing.

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Almost three years later, I checked on the Alexa rankings - and we're still in the lead! Here's the screenshot.

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Comrade Red Square, I see something rather troubling in this graph. This socialistworker.org website appears to be very close to us in ranking. As progressives we find such competition to be bourgeois, anti-progressive and, of course, racist.

Let us look to the example the Great Lenin and the UAW set for us. Let us "persuade" some useful idiot to infiltrate this organization and disrupt it from within. It is, after all, the Progressive™ thing to do.

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Zampolit Blokhayev - don't worry, they've already been infiltrated, it seems.

A cursory look at the socialistworker.org articles shows that they mostly consist of denunciations, revolutionary slogans, love of the Motherland, and nostalgic longing for the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.

All this indicated we may be sharing the same pool of contributors.

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The People's Cube™ never uses lies to promote The Current Truth™.

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Red Square wrote:... we may be sharing the same pool of contributors.

Hmmm, shallow minds going off the deep end...what could possibly go wrong?

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Our continued dominance is only a sign of the Glorious Advancement of the Party Ideal for the New Generations™. No other Communist publication is as equal as this one, for we have members of various species, genders, and varying degrees of intellectual capability (As frequently pointed out by Ivan the Stakhanovets); all are united under the three-dimensional banner that calls us to action (or in some cases inaction) for the good of The Party™.

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Comrade Sovremennyy wrote:Our continued dominance is only a sign of the Glorious Advancement of the Party Ideal for the New Generations™. No other Communist publication is as equal as this one, for [highlight=#ffff00]we have members of various [highlight=#FFFF00]species[/highlight], genders, and varying degrees of intellectual capability (As frequently pointed out by Ivan the Stakhanovets)[/highlight]; all are united under the three-dimensional banner that calls us to action (or in some cases inaction) for the good of The Party™.

Ahem... Comrade Stakhanovets may not be another Albert Einstein, but I still consider him equal almost my equal in every a few ways. There, that's my good deed for 2016!

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Red Square wrote:Zampolit Blokhayev - don't worry, they've already been infiltrated, it seems.

A cursory look at the socialistworker.org articles shows that they mostly consist of denunciations, revolutionary slogans, love of the Motherland, and nostalgic longing for the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.

All this indicated we may be sharing the same pool of contributors.

It warms my wretched, cold, socialist heart to know that there appear to be members of our Most Equal and Glorious Party™ spreading our Inspired and Glorious Revolution™ to other useful idiots fellow travelers. It's like spiking their Kool-Aid... and their vodka!!! The next step in our grand strategic plan is to determine much vodka socialistworker.org have stockpiled.

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What, ANOTHER first place award?! Ah well. Just toss it on the ash heap of history with all the others....

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We are the only government approved site. Why are there these other sites?

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:The People's Cube™ never uses lies to promote The Current Truth™.
Of course not! We simply declare the Current Truth™ and sensible comrades agree.


 
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