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1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"

2."Holy Crap, look at that rear-end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign."

3. "Somewhere, there's two girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber about health care."

4. "D…, Rush is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratchet."

1. "God I hate her. I fucking hate her!"

2. "Hmmm I'm the only straight person in this debate."

3. "If she doesn't win, I'll have wasted 8 years already pretending to be married to her. GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!"

4. "I wonder if there's anything between her and her new advisor. Maybe I can watch?"

Commissar Pupovich,

I vote for #4. Bill knows that his chances of training more interns is going up in smoke.

"I have got to take a crap, so bad...."

"Oh, god, I think I forgot to wash this hand. Damn, damn, damn, damn!"

"I've already done all this, why the hell am I here?"

"Man, I just want to get home so I can read the newest edition of New York magazine."

Wonderful comrades! All wonderful!

"Damn! That fart was so powerful it made her jacket flare out from recoil!"

"If this Secret Service guy doesn't get his hand off my face, I'm karate-chopping his elbow."

Disclaimer: These pictures were found on the hard drive of Kommissar Vodkov's pc.....

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Ted: Watch what she says Barack, she's a cunning linguist.

1.

Where am I going to get the money for tables and candles for all the booths at my library?

2.

I called MIB waaaay too late! I hope "K" gets his memory back quick!

3.

So this is what dogsledding is like ... for the other dogs?

4.

I had a dream? This ain't it!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

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1. "I wonder if I can dig up Monica's number again."
2. "Why did I marry her again? That's right, because it's the only way to get back into the White House."


You always get laid in the White House - Idocracy (Feature Film)

"If she doesn't win, I'll have to work harder than I've ever worked in my life to retrieve my testicles from that lockbox."

The Clinton Apostrophe! "Conservatives live like this???"

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"Me, Me, Me... who does she think she is? What an attention whore!"

"Experience, experience...blah blah blah. I have eight more years of experience than you!"

"Too bad I can't be seen sleeping during this like I was during Reagan's funeral."

"Well, at least with the polls the way they are we won't have to return that china to the White House."

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"So this is what they mean by 'torture.' I wonder if I can get the Geneva convention to outlaw this."

"Okay, who's the wise guy who put crazy glue on my hand?"

"I had better start on my 'To Do' list so I have plenty of stuff to do once she gets elected. And getting drunk and streaking across the White House grounds will be near the top."

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."