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Please Don't Make The People's Cube the Obama Cube

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Comrades,

I am dismayed. Go ahead and string me up by my ankles, but again, here I am, chastising the rest of you, for the kind of posts you are making. I come to the Cube, and what do I see? One Obama related post after another. Obama, Obama, Obama. Why is it that so many of you are obsessed with Dear Leader? What of our glorious system? Of course, Dear Leader is the 3rd or 4th to hold the office of president in the evil kapitalist country of Amerika to actually be a believer in our glorious system, and of course, Dear Leader has made his beliefs more transparent than most. Yes, we know he is a true believer, and way beyond a fellow traveler. He really, really, does wish to implement our glorious system, and replace the Amerikan constitution with it, however, must you post one post after another about Obama, Obama, Obama? Of course, if Comrade Red Square wishes to do this, that is his perrogative.

Okay, perhaps there is something wrong with me that these posts about Dear Leader, one after another, including the ones I have made myself about him, seem to lend to the view that the People's Cube is nothing more than the Obama Cube. But, remember, long after he is gone, it will be our duty to make posts about our system, yes, our glorious dreams of utopia, where every one is equal. Two chickens in every pot, okay, make than two slices of tofu with a dash of lemongrass in every pot, and two Prius's, okay, make that one Prius and 3 bicycles in every garage, and at least one communist university professor in every family, among other things, is a goal to strive for.

Comrade Krasnodor, you seem particularly obsessed with the Obamas. Now, I completely understand how you can be so obsesses with this most lovely family. Really, not since the Beatles has there been such a collective representation of total perfection, and I know that at least once or twice, your posts have not involved the Obamas, however, the next time you post, ask yourself: "Is this going to be yet another post about Dear Leader, whom I love so very much?" Ha! See? You might just have Dear Leader Obsession Syndrome, or Obama Obsession Syndrome. Of course, you are not alone, there are millions like you, who wake up every morning thinking about Dear Leader from morning until night. But, then ask yourself: "Is this healthy?" Therein, you will find the answer.

In the meantime, I remain your loyal,

Comrade Leninka.

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Comrade,

your words are most wise. Indeed, while our Most Glorious Leader, Papa Obama, is Great, we must not take our eye "off the cube" , so to speak. I too have fallen at times to this problem.

I admit I am weak. When it comes to Papa Obama, I am pulled like a "bug into the light" of his brilliance. I find this to be a problem as well when looking at Michelle's butt; but I digress.


You are correct- we must stay focused on our Progressive ways.

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Thank you Comrade Neotrotsky,

Perhaps I am Nit-Picky, however,

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Barf, Barf, I can't stand the sight of that man

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I just don't want us to get Dear Leader overload. And Comrade Krasnodor, I did not mean to pick on you in particular, as we are all guilty of this, however, you were the most convenient.

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Comrade Leninka,

Perhaps you have forgotten the overwhelming successes of this past seelection? These were in part due to our work here at the cube assisting The One is his valiant efforts to get HIS MESSAGE ™ out. Yes, we may have gone overboard a bit, but as I'm prone to say, "Too much of Obama is never enough" I will however strive to maintain a balance between being objective regarding Obama and gushing, (gosh it's so damn hard) in the future.

Thank you for your admonition. No doubt we were taking the thunder away from the traditional sources for all things Obama such as MSNBC, CNN, ABS, NPR, CBS, and NBC.
Again thanks for bringing this to our attention. I'm most equally improving already.


Yours


Groucho Marxist

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Of course, I understand, Comrade Groucho. It's easy to fall into all things Obama. Dont' we know it.

But just for some examples, here are some other topics we could cover,

Michelle Obama's Ass - How big is it, really?

Nanski and her gavel - what are the psychological ramifications of losing power?

George Soros and Ariana Huffington - are they still, or did they ever have an affair?

William Buckley Jr.'s son - is he still as fond of Dear Leader as he was in 2008? See, there you go, I, too, am guilty of steering the conversation to Dear Leader.

And, those pesky Bush Tax Cuts - will we ever get over it if they are made permanent? After all, they were they symbol of all things we hated about the Bush, and the one thing we wanted to rid ourselves most of.

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To all listening here on this place :

I apologize with immense profusiveness for my continual talking about you know who.
( See, I do not need to make use of his name.....This is progress, yes ?)

Perhaps my weaknesses are with the idolizing of such advertised perfectness.
Everything he said to us...or did to us, was viewed as faultless by the televisions and NPR.
So I remained entranced by his continuing, unrelenting presence.

Maybe I, Krasnodar, should apply for benefits as a member of the new " victim class ".



By the way......Leninka.... who does your braids ? They are always sooooo stylish.


( the gulag's hairdresser, perhaps ?)

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Comrade Krasnodor,

I know that you only intended to entertain us with stories of the most charming, charismatic and intelligent office holder of the office he holds, and I would certainly not rate you at the top of the list of those most obsessed and enamored of Dear Leader, however, by the luck of the draw, your name came up as one to conveniently scapegoat. Surely, your devotion to Dear Leader has it's own merit, but then I wonder, do Comrade like Krasnodor go to sleep and wake up thinking of nothing but Dear Leader? I certainly hope not.

I, too have succumbed to his irresistible pull. Case in point:I Teabagged Dear Leader and He Loved It!

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Leninka, I'm ashamed of you! What woman of progdom won't perform her duties to "stand by her man" like the gentle example set by our very own MTE after the Cigar Incident??? If you had spoke these words about The Great O while he was still in Mooslum territory, he would be well within his rights to decapitate you for your insolence! (Forget any conversation we may or may not have had regarding my having your back. You're on your own.) As for myself, I still get leg spasms while thinking of O, as I service myself before a small, yet tastefull shrine to The O on my mantle. And speaking of which........

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Czar Czar,

Of course, I am most devoted to Dear Leader, and I can say that I also had that tingling feeling of having voted my skin color on that historical night when I pulled the lever for Dear Leader's skin color.

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A comment from the newly re-educated, non - Obama mentioning Krasnodar......

Is the Collective aware that dried beet peelings can be used as
a supplementary mattress stuffing ?


How's that ?

( Leninka....what is this you say about the level pullings ? )

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Krasnodar wrote: ( Leninka....you actually admit to pulling Dear Leader's lever ?)
Well, that's good to know. Cuz ifn you don't take care yo man, summon else will!

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Leninka wrote:Comrade Krasnodor,

I know that you only intended to entertain us with stories of the most charming, charismatic and intelligent office holder of the office he holds, and I would certainly not rate you at the top of the list of those most obsessed and enamored of Dear Leader, however, by the luck of the draw, your name came up as one to conveniently scapegoat. Surely, your devotion to Dear Leader has it's own merit, but then I wonder, do Comrade like Krasnodor go to sleep and wake up thinking of nothing but Dear Leader? I certainly hope not.

I, too have succumbed to his irresistible pull. Case in point:I Teabagged Dear Leader and He Loved It!

Comrade Leninka

I am most confused. While I certainly respect your devotion to the one The One THE ONE and you no doubt are without equal in this respect. However when I call a fellow follower of THE ONE a Tea bagger meaning to compliment their devotion to THE ONE, they become angry with me and post most unsavory things about me and my politics. What am I doing wrong? All faithful followers of THE ONE would and do most gladly Tea bag the Dear Leader. Why do they get angry with me?


Signed

Not reading the Tea Leaves correctly in Texas

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Is tomorrow some sort of holiday ? Because with everyone commenting tonight,
I'd swear the bars closed up early.

Comrade GM: Try e-mailing Anderson Cooper.....he seems to be the media authority on all things of a tea-bagging nature.

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Comrade Krasnodor,

Your attempt and no-Bamaing is most admirable. Excellent. Most excellent.

Comrade Groucho,

Yes, there is much confusion as to the true definition of Tea Bagging. Somehow, along the way, some on our side have given it a vulgar definition, akin to the love and devotion Miss Lewinski had for our second favorite Dear Leader, but nothing could be further from the truth. It means nothing more than throwing a tea bag at someone, as I did at Dear Leader.

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My Comrades

Comrade Leninka is right. The Cube has too much Obama and too little of ME!

The People's Utopia of Zimbabwe is after all the Ultimate Example of what all progressive societies strive for!

Since I am the Dear Leader that has already ushered in the World of Next Tuesday by last Tuesday, I am indeed the Greatest Leader on Earth!

Therefore: Less Obama, More OBAMUGABE!

Amandla!

Me

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Obamugabe wrote:My Comrades
Comrade Leninka is right. The Cube has too much Obama and too little of ME!
The People's Utopia of Zimbabwe is after all the Ultimate Example of what all progressive societies strive for! Since I am the Dear Leader that has already ushered in the World of Next Tuesday by last Tuesday, I am indeed the Greatest Leader on Earth!

Therefore: Less Obama, More OBAMUGABE!
Amandla!Me

Indeed. You sir, have no silly "messaging" problem. You Sir, are able to demand command the respect of ALL of your beloved subjects and they in turn communicate their love & devotion back to you!


zimbabwe-inflation-money-becomes-wallpaper.jpg

When and only when we see these kind of signs posted throughout AmeriKa will we know that Obamao is gaining the respect of ALL the People ™ as only OBAMUGABE has done!

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I personally do not feel that I have been smitten by the OOS.

I have been working to achieve The Party's goals through some other person *cough MTE cough.

I am also concerned that the Current Dear Leader ™ has stalled the progressive progress into the world of next Tuesday. I believe this thought of mine was confirmed a couple of Tuesdays back.

I commend comrade Leninka for her forward thinking. many in the Kollective would seem to need her help.

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We have now entered the period leading up to 2012 and there is already talk among Democrats (Sorry Leninka but grammar forbids me calling individual Democrats 'Democratiks') that Obama must be purged for the good of the Party.

As you know I have taken the lead in this whispering campaign by supporting our beloved MTE and recently Sen. Russ Feingold blurted out that now that he's unemployed he's free to challenge Obama in 2012.

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The historical fact is that whenever a sitting President has faced a challenge from his own Party he wins the primary but loses the general election. This fact does not bode well for Obama or any of the many Democrats lining up to challenge his re-election.

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Obamugabe wrote:My Comrades

Comrade Leninka is right. The Cube has too much Obama and too little of ME!

The People's Utopia of Zimbabwe is after all the Ultimate Example of what all progressive societies strive for!

Since I am the Dear Leader that has already ushered in the World of Next Tuesday by last Tuesday, I am indeed the Greatest Leader on Earth!

Therefore: Less Obama, More OBAMUGABE!

Amandla!

Me
Comrade Obamugabe,Your greatness is recognized far and wide.You had to single handedly [almost] fight the Medusa in the Zim.You were plagued by Affluence, Education, Employment, Prosperity, and a stable currency. All these enemies have been defeated by your greatness and have giver birth to another Peoples Paradise.Affluence is gone, Education has been eradicated, the employment disease has been driven from 100% to 6%, and the stable economy has been controlled by a 28,000% rate of inflation. That is over 2300% a month, glorious achievement. The presses cannot print big enough denominations fast enough.Your success record is incredible, you will rank high in the pantheon of socialistic deities! Dear Leader aspires to your greatness!

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And, with the Federal Reserve now monetizing 600,000 billion capitalist dollars, it appears more and more than Comrade Obamugabe and Dear Leader both have the same mentor.

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Leninka..... I just saw you use the term " Dear Leader ". We know who that is. You're not slipping, are you ?

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Are you accusing me of having Obama Obsession Syndrome? Well I never!

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Leninka .....

Oh yes you have !

It's on one of those office party surveillance videos that Red Square keeps locked away for any "leverage" he might require in the future concerning members of the Collective.

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
Obamugabe wrote:My Comrades
Comrade Leninka is right. The Cube has too much Obama and too little of ME!
The People's Utopia of Zimbabwe is after all the Ultimate Example of what all progressive societies strive for! Since I am the Dear Leader that has already ushered in the World of Next Tuesday by last Tuesday, I am indeed the Greatest Leader on Earth!

Therefore: Less Obama, More OBAMUGABE!
Amandla!Me

Indeed. You sir, have no silly "messaging" problem. You Sir, are able to demand command the respect of ALL of your beloved subjects and they in turn communicate their love & devotion back to you!


zimbabwe-inflation-money-becomes-wallpaper.jpg

When and only when we see these kind of signs posted throughout AmeriKa will we know that Obamao is gaining the respect of ALL the People ™ as only OBAMUGABE has done!

My Comrades

Please refer to this thread for a free education in People's Economics!

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/how-to-pay-the-us-national-debt-t4003.html



 
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