Comrades, I have now returned victoriously from the evil wilds of Youtube and turned it into a People's Republic. But now I must ask the collective a question, for I have been away for far too long. How Big Should AmeriKKKa's Population Be?

Our Glorious Leader would know best about such things. Our attentions should be on beet cultivation and standing in straight lines.

Comrade Goose -

The Party knows everything, of course, and monitors all your activities on YouTube closely. Yet it wouldn't hurt if you could come forward yourself and inform the collective about what particular YouTube video(s) inspired you to make this post. The less equal proles in the beet fields are not exactly mind readers.

Secondly, you should title your posts more explicitly - and that concerns other comrades too. Titling it "Poll" doesn't say much and will turn nothing in the search. So I retitled it as "How Big Should AmeriKKKa's Population Be?"

Because you made us do this work for you, you are now required to perform eight hours of self-criticism with a shovel.

Please follow the above guidelines for fear of further disciplinary action, denunciation, show trial, or summary execution by Colonel 7.62's Red Guards.

Red Square wrote:Comrade Goose -
Please follow the above guidelines for fear of further disciplinary action, denunciation, show trial, or summary execution by Colonel 7.62's Red Guards.

Comrade Red Square, perhaps I should send some of my Goons High Trained troopers to "Tutor" Comrade Goose. Plus there is nothing quite like the thrill of your door being kicked in at midnight!!! Matter of fact I was thinking of adding another service, the "Kick in a door O gram". A wonderful gift anytime, weddings, bah mitzvah's, birthdays, have there doors kicked in!!!

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
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Red Star wrote:... there is nothing quite like the thrill of your door being kicked in at midnight!!! Matter of fact I was thinking of adding another service, the "Kick in a door O gram". A wonderful gift anytime, weddings, bah mitzvah's, birthdays, have there doors kicked in!!!

Excellent idea. It reminds me of an old Soviet joke:
[BLOCKQUOTE]There's a wedding celebration inside an apartment. A knock on the door.
The owner opens the door and sees two big goons with big fists.

"We're from the Bureau of Friendly Community Services. Did you order a wedding brawl?"
"Oh no, we're quite happy and everything's fine, thank you!"
"Don't worry, comrade, everything's already been paid for." WHAMMM!!!![/BLOCKQUOTE]
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So yeah, Kick-in-a-door-O-gram is a very progressive concept that should become an integral part of our culture if we ever to reach the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(TM).

Yet it wouldn't hurt if you could come forward yourself and inform the collective about what particular YouTube video(s) inspired you to make this post. The less equal proles in the beet fields are not exactly mind readers.

Thank you Red Square, I apologize to the collective for my rudeness. I was inspired by these comrades.

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If only those greedy AmerKKKans (especially Glenn Beck, the swineish fool thinks that this glorious clip is evil satire.) hadn't translated this fromThe People's language, Glorious Russian. It takes me back to the days of The Motherland, back when denouncing a blood relative would get you an extra ration of beets for the winter. Simpler times.

Comrades,

I might be wrong about what many concepts The 0 holds in his head, but I think one is that AmeriKKKa needs a big population, preferably of people who earn over $250,000 so they can pay taxes, which is patriotic, in the progressive sense. And when I mean sense, the 0bama Regime has no shortage of it:

AmeriKKKa needs a big population

But Comrade, for Socialism to Work, you need a small population, like what Uncle Joe did! 20 Million less Kulaks, more beets, borscht, and potato rations for the Collective!
That, Comrade, is a number that The Collective should be able to live with!

Comrade Goose wrote:But Comrade, for Socialism to Work, you need a small population, like what Uncle Joe did! 20 Million less Kulaks, more beets, borscht, and potato rations for the Collective!
That, Comrade, is a number that The Collective should be able to live with!

Comrade Comrade Goose,

I cannot deny the possibility that the video embedded includes goosed numbers but I think I have an even better and likelier solution: print more money and distribute it so that everyone makes $250+K a year. You know, "Spread the pelf around." Then everyone can be patriotic by giving more the Par-tay!