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Poll reveals next GOP pres ticket: Jeb Bush/Chris Christie

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The recent online poll of 62,000 grassroots activists conducted by the Washington Examiner allows us to make a scientific prediction of the next Republican presidential ticket. Of course it will be Jeb Bush/Chris Christie (not necessarily in that order), ensuring the continuation of America's unstoppable march towards the Progressive World of Next Tuesday!

Ted Cruz, Rand Paul top huge Tea Party poll; Chris Christie, Jeb Bush dead last


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Ushanka tip to Comrade Dedhedvedev.

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Does this really mean there is no hope for a Herman Cain / Newt Gingrich ticket anymore?

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I think you have it backward Red. The numbers clearly indicate that Christie is dead last.


...Which means he should be leading the GOP ticket.

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When will 50% of America quit voting for the wrong party? You'd think there was no difference between the parties, as if people couldn't make up their minds and were flipping a goddamn coin!

But this election will be different; I'm confident our Glorious Leader will issue an Executive Order and announce he is running for a third term. By then all these Repugnant candidates and their greedy, selfish, racist supporters will hopefully be in prison (or otherwise unavailable). Then we can have Real Democracy, with one party representing All The People!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I think you have it backward Red. The numbers clearly indicate that Christies is dead last.


Which means he should be leading the GOP ticket.
Comrade Ivan, time to get the fluids changed again... Read the chart as choice of teabaggers to the top, choice of our own payrolled media best able to support MTE's campaign choice to the bottom...


by the way, I think I met a relative of yours...
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Well, let's face it, grim though the truth may be:

The GOP could run Bozo the Clown and Pee-Wee Herman, and it would still be a better ticket than anything the Democrats can barf up.

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Comrade Tovarichi - To make it Tea Party Martini, you need two olives! Otherwise you need to remove the olive. Republicans will not associate with anything resembling balls.


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Red is Tribute wrote:When will 50% of America quit voting for the wrong party? You'd think there was no difference between the parties, as if people couldn't make up their minds and were flipping a goddamn coin!

But this election will be different; I'm confident our Glorious Leader will issue an Executive Order and announce he is running for a third term. By then all these Repugnant candidates and their greedy, selfish, racist supporters will hopefully be in prison (or otherwise unavailable). Then we can have Real Democracy, with one party representing All The People!
Indeed, even more equal would be to issue all voters equal ballots, pre-marked with appropriate votes. This way there will be no mistaken "butterfly ballot" votes, no question about which languages to use on ballots, and easily replaced forgotten or "lost" ballots. "Voters," of course, will include anyone who shows up (or mails in), inclusively, regardless of status as legal or illegal, living or dead, voted before or not, and so on. What could be more equal and democratic than this?

Image This was actually done in one country where I lived for a while. Also, although there was no provision for mail-in absentee ballots, if an eligible (i.e., breathing) voter didn't show up at the polls, the local constabulary appeared at his home to "escort" him there. He was then handed his pre-marked ballot and directed to put it in the ballot box.

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Yep, New Jersey's Chris Christie is our man(guaranteed to lose). So what if the Teabaggers destroyed us last midterm, history proves nothing. Ted Cruz....HAHAHAH.........he's a Canadian Mexican. No one likes Canadians. Let the Teabaggers try and take the loss away from Christie in '16...I'd love to see them try.I'm curious, why isn't Todd Akin on the list?

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Red Walrus wrote:Yep, New Jersey's Chris Christie is our man(guaranteed to lose). So what if the Teabaggers destroyed us last midterm, history proves nothing. Ted Cruz....HAHAHAH.........he's a Canadian Mexican. No one likes Canadians. Let the Teabaggers try and take the loss away from Christie in '16...I'd love to see them try.I'm curious, why isn't Todd Akin on the list?

Say there! that is not called for. We Canucks are the NICEST people on the planet Everybody loves us - and remember; we went commie before youse went commie.

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Please accept my sincere Progressive apologies Comrade Darski! I meant to say, the Teabaggers and the Rethuglicans are bigots and hate Canadians. With guidance from their devil, Bushitler, they are jealous of our gentle socialist friends to the North, and secretly plan to annex Canadian territory, from which oil flows like water in The St Lawrence.


 
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