Comrades, I have no doubt whatsoever that we may rest assured that Comrade Whiskers, much like our dear comrade Laika the Space Dog, has been toiling and subterfuging behind the scenes for the various glorious revolutions of the 20th century and - of late - for the Glorious World of NextTuesday™!
Too bad, commies.
Perhaps Hollywood should produce a movie wherein Comrade Whiskers survives being gunned down in the basement he was enticed to with kitty treats and escaped to some European country where he tries to prove he's really THE Comrade Whiskers. Sort of like that movie about Anastasia.
Anyway, I thought "A Novel of the Civil War" was good except there was no mention of workers rights (if you don't count slavery) and beet vodka was in short supply.
I have become convinced of late that the white washing of Comrade Whiskers and other note worthy felines from history was done by subversive bourgeois dogs and counter revolution lolcat propagandists.
These evil Meme-thusiasts with their "light hearted" cheeseburger-can-hazing humor have been subverting our youth and weakening the resolve of our allies for years.
Something must be done!
Anyer MarxThe Whiskers legends are legion. I vaguely recall a tale told by a wise old man whilst in my youth weeding beets. According to him, Whiskers found himself a cat safe-house. Or was it a safe cathouse .... It was many years and beet vodkas ago ....
It was both. In fact, it was mine and continues to be run by the Ministry of Love (and Hot Monkey Free Love)