Haryetta is beautiful progressive womyn who loves the Indicago tribe and relishes life in the beet fields.
||Morticia is a divine creation of progressive spirit from the laboratory of Dr. Fuku. Morticia's favorite pastime is eating apples, but she prefers pears.|
||Squisha began her journey as a devout Jehova's Witness, but once she found the glowing green globe of progressive Environmentalism, her world view began to change and so did her male prospects.|
||Jewlez was a prog from birth, born in a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood™, Jewlez finished her primary adjudication and reveled in her years at Prog U as the Professor's Exemplar De' Va Duche'. (that's favorite student, you knuckle-dragging Neo-Kulak konservatives!)|
||Pierce loves lawn darts, billards, and a good needle. She studied for a semester at Berkely and then decided to move on to higher things; like goddess of the Euzeby Tribe.|
||The Largess Sisters... a 4 in one package of special lovable persons to last you a lifetime!|
Valentine Day: Non-Gender-Specific >> Gender Specific Male >> Gender Specific Female
Naturally, Comrade U instituted a thorough investigation of her
After an appropriate interval, Comrade U arranged for a Meeting In Comradely Fashion at a Peoples Dining Factory. Even though ComJ emptied the meat trough in short order, Comrade U was still taken with her
For our second Social(ist) Meeting, Comrade U acquired 2 gallons of The Finest Vodka (The really good beet stuff, not that potato offal). When I arrived at ComJ's
In short, Comrade Jewelz has stolen Comrade U's heart. Many may consider that she is straying from Our Heroic Purpose. But Comrade U considers her "The Pick Of The Litter!"
Now, my dear friend Svetlana Loboda (she's headlining tonight's entertainment at the NC Kollective's Valentine Ball) says;"I just love the People's Cube and Happy Valentine's Comrades". She sent along a special video, signed with hugs and kisses:
Be My Valentine (Anti-crisis Girl)! (Ukraine)