To: Central Committee, Inner Circle
From: Grigori E.R.

Proposal of new Public Works Project:

As Spiritual Adviser I've noticed some uneasiness among the masses. A very small minority is doubting the New Socialist Utopia that is our dream. In light of this discord, I think we need a project that all Amerika can get behind.

Please to consider the Acorn Star:


(shown actual size, one quarter the size of the Moon)

For millenia to come, the People of Earth can look to the Heavens and know that there is Law and Order in their Universe. That Truth, Justice and the New World Order prevail and a compassionate, caring Government will tend to their every need.

The benefits of such a project are immense. The millions of jobs and the new industries it will create! The Economy saved! The Party enshrined in the Heavens for all time and the means to maintain our control, to distribute our enlightenment to the entire planet.

I look forward to your feedback my Brothers and Sisters.

As always, you're humble Spiritual Adviser
Grigori

At last, we can invent the microcomputers needed to implant in every infants brain upon birth so that complete obediance thoughtful consideration can be given to everydirective suggestion from his O'liness, his heir apparent the next duly elected celebrity president, Queen First Lady Michelle, and the Princesses First daughters to follow.

This is glorious! The ACORN Star can be fitted with a death ray (like The Death Star from "Star Wars") with which it can mow down the incompassionate and the greedy from above. It can provide clean renewable energy to the deserving proletariat below. And, it can be programmed to depict Dear Leader Obama in various poses like a giant movie screen in the sky, so that all will be able to worship him as the ACORN Star passes over their homes. I'm so excited! How many trillions of dollars will this cost? It doesn't matter, someone call the Chinese and get them to lend us the money.

Thank you, Comrade Grigori, for detailing the first Affirmative Action Satellite! No longer will minorities be underrepresentated in matters of space affairs.

Comrade Grigori E.R.,

This is an uplifting proletarian creation, but there's just one thing: the color scheme. Should it not be a Green nut (of a fine metallic sheen to bathe Earth and its species in greenish light?) capped by a Red "beret" (of similar sheen) to show who's really on top?

Considering the immensity of The One's ego, could He not simply sacrifice one of his own nuts to put into orbit?