This morning Comrades, Punxsutawny Phil, the infamous Global Warming denier emerged from his den with his Top-Hatted Capitalist oppressors/handlers and had the audacity to announce SIX more weeks of Winter.

The filthy counter-revolutionary rodent declared he saw his shadow even though it was evident that the weather was completely cloudy due to greenhouse gases emitted from all the Reichwingers of the fascist Chimpy Bushitler regime.

Only 15 times in the last 122 years has this Land Swine told the truth about Global Warming.
This is just another example of the extremes the Bush Administration goes to in suppressing the undeniable truth that Winter no longer exists.

Six more weeks of Winter?

No!

Six more weeks of Climate Change and Global Warming and for every week thereafter until Environmental Socialism Triumphs!

Gobblers Knob. Heh. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Heh.

So true Comrade Space Dog! Er.... this really isn't the spot for it, but then as a fellow canine, I am sure you will understand. In case no one knew it, when I was but a young pup, I had quite a career as a professional entertainer. I wanted to share this with my Comrades.

That was beautiful Pup.

off character...

My wife and I rescued a Golden Retriever once. She had been tied with a nylon chord in a cinch knot that every time she pulled on it, it got tighter.
My wife was going to work on a Saturday morning and this poor emaciated dog was wondering around the busway station, a bag of bones, with this chord that had cut through her fur and skin and was embedded in her neck. Her paws were raw like she had been walking on broken glass. My wife brought her home to me and I wrapped her in a blanket and took her to the vet thinking he'd put her down, she was in such bad shape.
Well, my vet is a wonderful guy and he said "No, we can save her". With forceps and a hemostat he was able to go through the maggot infested puss and cut the chord, all the while this dog keep on trying to give him her paw while this was being done. After de-breeding tubes, 200 stitches around her neck and a week in the hospital, she was ready to come home. My mom was home recovering from some work related injuries (she was a state psych RN, beat up by a patient) and was suffering from a little depression. The de-breeding tubes needed cleaned a few times a day, so the dog stayed with my mom while my mom nursed her...well needless to say, they both became quite attached to each other and my mom named her "Holly" because she seemed like a Christmas present to her. So, my mom ended up keeping Holly. For a dog that was severely abused, she was the sweetest and well behaved dog you could ever possibly imagine. This dog reminded me of Holly.

It ishard to imagine how people can be so cruel to dogs like that. It took a moron to tie a dog up like that. Retrievers are so smart and loving, I just can't imagine people being cruel to them. Praise Lenin that you and I were so honored, you as Heroic Space Dog, I as a Humble Commissar. BTW, I can relate to your mom as I share office with RN in a similar facility. We have had a few injured in such a manner. I used not to worry about such, but now that I am so crippled, I have been rather scared myself a few times this past year, once by a woman client that was in my office angry about something, and I was cornered, I have to rely on my good looks and charm now, LOL

Comrades stop this insanity. You should all denounce this type of fascism. Don't we here at the cube support PETA's total animal liberation policy? This is the result of DWEMs crawling out of their caves and forcing the majestic wolf into slavery. Have you no shame?

I heard about PETA's practice or liberating animals from their lives through mass animal executions....

Isn't dog dancing illegal in Georgia?

M&M said

Don't we here at the cube support PETA's total animal liberation policy?

Nyet!
Especially when it comes to counter-revolutionary rodents like the Climate Change apostate Punxsutawny Phil.
To the Groundhog Gulag with all the other Land Grabbing Swine!

Aren't groundhogs forbidden in Islam anyway because "hog" is the same as "pig?" That's another reason to kick the chair out from under Punxsutawny Phil's hind legs.

Maksim Maksimovich wrote:Comrades stop this insanity. You should all denounce this type of fascism. Don't we here at the cube support PETA's total animal liberation policy? This is the result of DWEMs crawling out of their caves and forcing the majestic wolf into slavery. Have you no shame?

I was perfectly free to dance that routine Comrade. It is just an old publicity film of mine, back from when I was a young pup.

"G-Hog"

Go G-Hog Go G-Hog Go Go Go G-Hog!!!!

Do my Hillary HealthCare benefits cover flushing out my brain jar and refilling it with fluid not contaminated with the memory of that PA PSC?

Please let government funds not be wasted on shit like that in the near future under Hillary' benevolent rule.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Do my Hillary HealthCare benefits cover flushing out my brain jar and refilling it with fluid not contaminated with the memory of that PA PSC?

Not to worry Comrade Brain in a Jar, it shall be paid for....Hillary to Garnish Wages

I like to garnish my salary with other people's wages just like I garnish my pancakes with bacon and sausage.

Don't you just love the Empress' new term? She can truthfully claim that she will not raise taxes, she will simply garnish wages! Brilliant!

That's my new favorite term. I shall garnish everything I own with that of others.

Thanks Sea-Bass.

It's great to see my paid taxes hard at work in the Commonwealth of Edward the Fast, Lord Earl of Rendell, The Duke of Scammingham.