In addition to the glorious game of diplomatic mud-wrestling that MANLY-MAN Comrade Putin is conducting in reference to Syria...


...he's ORDERING State-Sponsored breeding with PRIZES!

Skip work, have sex: Russians celebrate 'day of conception' as sporting community continues to criticise Putin's anti-gay legislation

This man is BRILLIANT!

Meanwhile in Washington D.C. National leadership is directing citizens to drink water.

Commie-rads. I am in need for some serious re-education. Please help me see the KorreKt way.I am so torn. This struggle between my two heroes, Obama and Putin, has me chasing my own tail.I thought comrade Vlad was a fellow traveler and I thought Dear Leader was as well. Now these two great men are at odds. Leader Putin is doing most extraordinary job of embarrassing Leader Obama. Had Putin been so dismissive toward that Bush man I would have felt inner joy and perhaps a thrill down my leg, but, I do not know how I should feel about him making a complete fool look like a complete tool when that fool is none other than our most treasured Leader, Barack Obama.Which side am I to fall on, comrades? I desperately need some People's guidance on this issue.

Comrade El Presidente,

Not that I am qualified to comment on Dear Leader or Super Vladimir, I would like to at least make an observation. Since Comrade Obama is a mix of white, black and potentially Asian, I would say his race trumps any other factor in the comparison of who is the better leader. However, Super Putin does have very high levels of virility, gumption, chutzpah, trustworthiness, and how about that anatomy. Even though it appears our most beloved Dear leader looks like a complete nitwit and ignoramus, and Super Vlad comes across as an astute temporal deity, I still have to side with the blacker of the two. Any other decision would make you a racist.

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Thank You, comrade Walrus, for your guidance.

I am almost ashamed that I failed to take into consideration the skin pigmentation of the two glorious leaders. No doubt Dear Leader's darker pigmentation rightfully grants him more equal status, and, any shortcomings he may have are to be completely ignored and disregarded.

Can you imagine how much more credibility Mr. Obama would have if he were a disabled black lesbian?

Now these two great men are at odds. Leader Putin is doing most extraordinary job of embarrassing Leader Obama.

EL PRESIDENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would normally have you just DENOUNCED and keelhauled for even posting such insolence about our beloved Obama-ness......... but I have decided to take mercy on you instead because you seem to be genuinely seeking an answer from a made comrade such as myself (always remember we are all equal, but some are more equal than others) that is so obvious to anyone but seems to be alluding YOU.

Now pay attention:

If he had a foreign policy it would look just like Vladdyvon Putin............GOT IT?????????

El Presidente wrote:Can you imagine how much more credibility Mr. Obama would have if he were a disabled black lesbian?

Comrade, I'm sure that if it becomes politically expedient (as recommended by Valerie Jarrett), Comrade President WILL become a disabled black lesbian.

I love the idea of an Anti-Bullying international foreign policy initiative.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

El Presidente wrote:Can you imagine how much more credibility Mr. Obama would have if he were a disabled black lesbian?

Comrade, I'm sure that if it becomes politically expedient (as recommended by Valerie Jarrett), Comrade President WILL become a disabled black lesbian.

I think he could be a transgendered homosexual black lesbian.

Which would be plenty of disability without being actually disabled.

The symbol suggested by Lambda GLBT Community Services



“It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.”- Will Durant

I AM RUSHING HOME TO PARTAKE IN THE ACTIVITIES.

&^%$#@!!! THE TRAFFIC OF OTHER RUSHERS!!!

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:I AM RUSHING HOME TO PARTAKE IN THE ACTIVITIES.

&^%$#@!!! THE TRAFFIC OF OTHER RUSHERS!!!

If you were in Soviet Socialist COLORADO, that picture would be a two-way canal.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote: If you were in Soviet Socialist COLORADO, that picture would be a two-way canal.

And what's wrong with that comrade?? Think of the reduction in CO2 emissions!

I offered Frau the use of my all terrain automobile which I park at the cement factory when I don't need it, and it appears to be gone. Hmm, she must have taken me up on the offer.

El Presidente wrote:Commie-rads. I am in need for some serious re-education. Please help me see the KorreKt way.I am so torn. This struggle between my two heroes, Obama and Putin, has me chasing my own tail.I thought comrade Vlad was a fellow traveler and I thought Dear Leader was as well. Now these two great men are at odds. Leader Putin is doing most extraordinary job of embarrassing Leader Obama. Had Putin been so dismissive toward that Bush man I would have felt inner joy and perhaps a thrill down my leg, but, I do not know how I should feel about him making a complete fool look like a complete tool when that fool is none other than our most treasured Leader, Barack Obama.Which side am I to fall on, comrades? I desperately need some People's guidance on this issue.

El Presidente,

Vladimir Putin once counseled our Dear Leader NOT to pursue a path towards socialism, saying that it was responsible for leading his country into economic ruin ! ( spit )

The logical and politically correct choice has already been made for you, Comrade.

Comrade Krasnodar, where HAVE you been?!?

And you'd better have a good excuse. Things have been getting, um, squirrelly here in your absence...

[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img]Well, I started to have some real problems when thinking and commenting about matters concerning our beloved administration ........... my gag reflex was kick'n in whenever I read a political headline. Almost hospitalized me twice !

But through prayer and medication ( wink-wink ), I have come to the realization that idiocy is indeed compelling..... perhaps even enjoyable to witness. ( e.g. Joe Biden )

So for better or worse ( I'd go with worse ), here I am.

Now....where's my aspirin ?
Has anyone seen my bottle of aspirin ?

Well, whatever the deal is, it's good to see you. I've missed that spoon/shoe guitar (or is it a microphone?), and yes, the gag reflex is a consideration that I totally understand. Myself, personally, I've found that tequila helps (like the other night during Dear Leader's speech when I took a sip every time he said "I"), but it gets expensive in a hurry with all that's going on.

Comrade VP The Clown is indeed an inspiration to us all, and - now that we know that he knows more about the senate than anyone who's ever served there - let us fire a couple of blasts into the air in his honor (and hopefully not be arrested, since that tends to be illegal).

But that be as it may, we need All Hands On Deck these days to separate The Cube from the Reality that constantly imitates it.

It isn't easy.

And don't forget his other announcement....
That Senate Republicans are the " Neanderthal Crowd ".


Now, about Putin holding that firearm at the beginning of this posting...........




B.H.O. has some weaponry himself !



First, there's the .45
then his " Batman " pistol .

What the ?! Ohhhhh .... that's just so wrong !

I'm not sure which bugs me most, the thought of Barry fingering the trigger of the batman , or using his teeth to pull the filling cap...

So there we were, almost ready to sample a fresh batch of tractor barn home brew, and we're out of those little plastic swords for the cocktail beets... "Krasno" I queried, "got any more of these?" "Be right back, right after Putin is in charge of the world." He said.

Welcome back comrade, did you remember the plastic swords?

Tovarichi wrote:I'm not sure which bugs me most, the thought of Barry fingering the trigger of the batman , or using his teeth to pull the filling cap...

I'm wondering which way he might thinks he should point batman. I see a self-inflicted something on the horizon, or maybe a little below the horizon, or at least a very little something below the horizon.

TheFineReport.com wrote:

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Oh! THAT'S what "be more flexible after the election" meant?

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Red Walrus wrote: I offered Frau the use of my all terrain automobile which I park at the cement factory when I don't need it, and it appears to be gone. Hmm, she must have taken me up on the offer.

Comrade Walrus - No worries - the Frau completed her driving training back in the Motherland.

Comrade Alfred,
That is wonderful news indeed. Immediately after viewing the clip from Comrade Frau's driver's training class, she showed up, just in time to get us both to the population dynamics rally over at Party headquarters.

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Say, if Asad is choking his chicken, the head looks oddly familiar...
there is a title to be bestowed somewhere there...

Any relation to Shakespeare's "Richard III"?

Irony Curtain at IOTW adds his two kopecks...

"If congress won't act, I will!"

"If the world won't act, I will!"

If Obama wasn't such a freaking drama queen demanding to be the center of everyone's attention like some spoiled twelve year girl he wouldn't be the laughing-stock of the world.

Bwaahahahah!!!

Red Square wrote:Irony Curtain at IOTW adds his two kopecks...

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Callmelennie commented there-

"From some parts of Alaska you can see Vladimir Putin hunting killer whales with a crossbow while our fearless leader rides around on a Big Wheel wearing his helmet"

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