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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Putin's Glasses Desperately Needing a Caption!


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...when you are this cool, it doesn't matter...


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Putin's stare penetrates a ten foot lead wall and brings a kettle to a boil within 10 seconds from three miles away. For public safety he must wear special glasses.

This, and more amazing facts about Putin can be found here:

Putin Gets New Awesome Superpowers For His Birthday


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"It's the only thing I can think of not to vomit, if I have to meet Hillary Clinton."


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The first one to say anything is dead! Anybody else will go to Siberia where he wil remain!l
Questions? Yes, go ahead---BAM-BAM-any more questions?

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Upon reflection......I think we all could use a pair of these when looking at this.

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Rock the Vote Boobs for Obama Inspire Boobs for Putin: Keep the Obama/Putin Team Together!


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Boobs for Putin?? Here and here. Boobs for Obama? Go here.


--Putin's Mistress

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In the year 2000... In the YEAR Two-thousANDDDDD... Vladimir sees himself on Conan Obrien laughing about Obama's historic loss in Election 2012 and he returns the "overcharge" or "reset" button!




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What's with this guy? He seems to have impenetrable sangfroid. Is he into yoga and meditating, or just on quaaludes?

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Remember the Andorians from Star Trek?

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He's just another Andorian in disguise.

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RS : Nice flexure of the epicranial musculature. And he looks a little horny.

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Image Well boys, it looks like he's got us whipped...whipped us good...

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Strategic public image repackaging FAIL WIN

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Step aside, comrades. Watch as I dismantle this spent cooling rod and eat it.

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Perhaps he is thinking

These will protect from Papa Obama's brilliance


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Putin resets US-Russia relations by instructing Obama to unilaterally reduce US nuclear arsenal to 300 warheads:

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--KOOK


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"As I suspected. Obama is an alien from another planet!" (see the movie "Them")

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Tovarichi wrote:...when you are this cool, it doesn't matter...
MOTIVATOR: PUBLIC OPINION - when you are this cool, it doesn't matter...

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Does anyone else see the resemblance, or is it just me?

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My eyes could be failing me. Or, maybe he's so cool that he can be in two places at once?

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You're not the only one. I've actually always thought they kinda looked alike. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit, Putin is one cool-lookin dude.

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Here we go - a whole new series. Presidential election in Russia is just around the corner - March 4, 2012 - and Putin is going to get his third term. So these are pretty relevant.PUTINATOR 3 - the war begins March 4, 2012. Get out the vote!

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Against Obama's cabinet, basically Mickey Mouse and Goofy, Putin holds all the cards......... that the Chinese and Brazilians don't hold.
At one time we had 30,000 nukes. Now Obama wants to reduce that to 300.
What could go wrong?

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Krasnodar wrote:
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Nature abhors a vacuum.
What is the object in that reflection? My eyesight must be going because I can't figure it out. Sorry.

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Comrade R.S.,
The object reflected in Putin's glasses is simply a falling, shredded, politically correct American flag depicting Dear Leader's vision for the country.




 
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