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Putting the "u" in eqUality

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Fellow Comrades of The Cube,

It is well known that Europe has a long progressive tradition. In fact, europeans invented it, as well as greeks invented hom... whatever.

The Government of the Spanish Soviet Socialist Republic, in which I'm proud and guilty to live, has decided to improve our rates of equality, and thus created the new State Authority for Equal Treatment and Non-Discrimination(patent pending).

There are some dissidents who don't agree, as we can see in this blog: https://thefreedomsearch.com/spain-puts-the-u-in-gulag-everyone-is-guilty-until-proven-innocent.
I denounce that! Why look for freedom when we all could be equal? Your progressive Glorious Leader™ should learn from its iberic counterpart, who allow us to denounce and report all discriminating activities to the SAETN(patent pending), and happily sue our neighbours even for staring at us 1 second more than usual.
Image The link sends to my prog-off blog, so I hope this self-promoting it's ok with The Cube.
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Katpain Moskovskaya wrote:Fellow Comrades of The Cube,

It is well known that Europe has a long progressive tradition. In fact, europeans invented it, as well as greeks invented hom... whatever.

The Government of the Spanish Soviet Socialist Republic, in which I'm proud and guilty to live, has decided to improve our rates of equality,

You have expressed two positive qualities of a true, Made Prog - pride and guilt. Congratulations and keep up the good work. We must remain proud of our guilt, too. The next step is making others feel guilty for anything and everything un-progressiveness.
Keep up the good work in the Spanish Soviet Socialist Republic.

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Mandatory voluntary cooperative enforced equality! Glorious! Why must the US lag behind more advanced nations like Spain, and North Korea in these matters?

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We even have a welcoming gift for you!

The choice will be yours. The now standard 10 lashes [reduced from 25] with a cat of nine tails, or three months [reduced from six months] of no food rations.

Either will complete the welcoming requirements.

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Thanks to all.

On the present... well, tears are running through my face. I can not to choose... but I know I can not have both (then I would be guilty of greed).

I think I will take the three months of no rations.

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I dunno, I think you're really missing out on the cat of nine tails...the Frau is an artist with the lash.

(I got the red stripes to prove it)

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Ah, don't forget the blow of Pinkie's shovel. And Comrade Katpain, while you get three months with no rations, you of course are free to try and scrounge, redistribute, liberate and generally beg, plead and scrape together the sustenance to get by. I suggest you first stop at your friendly neighborhood denouncement and informant center and see what kind of favor you can curry there. Mmmmm... Curry. That sounds good. I think I will have curry for dinner tonight. See you around Comrade!

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Comrades, I wasn't expecting this kindness. I just can say, thanks, and feel guilty for... for.... I don't know why.I hope that with this new glacial era of tomorrow, mosquitoes will rise up the population next monday, so Next Tuesday™ I will be able to get some to add to your curry. Meanwhile I will follow your advice and I'm going right now to ask the local Komissar who I can denounce collaborate with. May be I can catch some of the crumbles.Thank you for this warm welcome!

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Yes, Welcome Comrade Moskovskaya.

I see that you confiscated the "U in Gulag" slogan, which, of course, is flattering. However, I myself, only recently learned that this slogan was selflessly created by Comrade Pupovich, who has temporarily exiled himself (which is why I have taken it upon myself to mention him). Nevertheless, confiscation is the finest form of flattery, and for that, surely, Comrade Pupovich would flail his paws in the air in a state of excitement.

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You are right (or should I say, reicht?) Comradette. I was looking for a "U in gulag" graphic, because I thought there was one, but just found the Gulagosphere™ and I saw nothing there.

Sure I could had searched more, but my "Beets fricasee with mud sauce" were on the (dead leaves)fire... and I had to choose.

If someone sees Comrade Pupovich, report him to me. I will save him a juicy fricaseed beet root.


 
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