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The reason why fires destroyed Big Daddy Al's records

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Sorry for the delay, I had to collect all the data up for this one.

As you know, Big Daddy Al's election headquarters had its streak of fires lately. Al did not pour everclear all over his campaign rooms and light it. Why would he do such a thing? He did not get insurance off of it nor the destroyed records proved any criminal activity.

Big Daddy Al has many enemies. The KKK, Nazis, de Blaso, Teabaggers, Rethuggicans, Black Female Conservative, white racists, Black Panthers, Rebel Pundit, these guys, and more. Any and all of them could set a fire to the Al's headquarters. Without those unsuspecting fires, he could win most of his elections. Those fires were devastating.

Big Daddy Al always has enough to move on from a unsalvageable campaign. He gets generous donations for his causes. He may run again in the future, but fears that there will be another fire.

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Nuthin worse than 'white interlopers'.
I bet some of Big Al's records were in Freddy's Fashion Mart.
Along with the records... 8 racists were 'smoked'.

"We will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some White interloper can expand his business." - A. Sharpton

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