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ROCK in the USSA is stirring up trouble...

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Texas musician to hold ‘Open Carry Guitar Rally' on Fourth of July (VIDEO)

ROCK in the USSA is clearly using a false identity to generate public unrest and disorder in Texazistan. A rally to support the open carry of guitars is scheduled in Dallas.

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He has crossed state lines without proper authority or adequate bribes. Immigration officials have yet to determine how he slipped out of his ankle bracelet.


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Did Rock in the USSA have a Gibson guitar ?

I hope not, because Dear Leader had some agency put the hurt on Gibson by confiscating their imported hardwoods, using an " interpretive technicality" to do so.
Rumor has it that the company didn't donate anything towards His election fund.

You see, Dear Leader plays " Chicago Style ".

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[quote="Krasnodar"
You see, Dear Leader plays " Chicago Style ".[/quote]

Dear Leader plays guitar like a pizza?

Truly the awsomeness is without limits.


Tovarichi wrote:Immigration officials have yet to determine how he slipped out of his ankle bracelet.

Typical bureaucratic inefficiency! Do they think that any ankle bracelet can hold back the inestimable might of Comrade R.O.C.K. ?

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R.O.C.K. was always a big help in the beet beat field...
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See what you all have been missing behind Tractor Barn #2?

Beet vodka, Pabst Blue Ribbon AND Yoohoo!!!
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Where are we appearing next?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA - try to relax on stage!
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You don't see Steve or Eric jumping up and down like a maniac, do you?
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R.O.C.K. began his musical career in The Pamalinsky Jug Band.
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...and a young Private Craptek began his career as a saw tech.
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Pamalinski on the washboard? Had I posted that picture, or said anything about the "good old days" I would be a sexist... Good thing I ducked that one!

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WOW! Where have I been? This is some funny shitstuff!

As we all know, R.O.C.K. is a killer guitar player! He is my hero!

As for me, well, heh, heh, I have a Masters Degree in Washboard Studies, as well as a PhD in Jug Band Studies. Yes, my studio is filled to the brim with jug-wine containers filled to appropriate levels to simulate the diatonic scale. They are on tables so I don't have to bend down too far to blow across the opening to produce a sound. I can play these jugs like ringin' a bell!

Every now and then I get drunk enough to play Chopsticks. (Think about that.)

Very funny, Comrades. I'm so glad to be a part of this. ROFLMAO!

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Ahh, the joys after a day in the fields, behind the tractor barn contemplating a mental visage of Pamalinski's jugs...
Image Oh my,look at the time! Tractors to maintain, beets to tend...


 
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