I had to confess that I had an appalling thought-crime the other day. I was driving to the People's Navy Headquarters on that road to Next Tuesday when I was all of sudden delayed by two Grannies. I eventually got through this little roadblock, but as I was waiting for this to sort itself out, I found myself with the all of the sudden appalling thought that maybe those RethugliKKKan's might really be on to something about that whole throwing a few Grannies off the cliff thing.
Of course, I self-confessed this horrible thought crime right away before any other Comrade could be able to dime me out to the inner circle
Comrades, now that Dear Leader has more flexibility after the election, we no longer need to keep up the pretense of Granny still being around into her golden years. After a Death Panel cost/benefit analysis shows that her time is up, Granny will be making a graceful permanent exit, at no cost to her relatives or to her estate (since the government will be getting most of her estate anyway).
El PresidenteExcuse me for noticing the obvious, Snoogie. But, it appears from your video that you are not driving an environmentally friendly eco car. Would you mind explaining yourself? Did you not partake in Dear Leaders Cash for Clunkers program? What gives?
I in fact did not participate in the Cash for Clunkers program and did one much better ECO wise. I ordered me one of those electric hybrids that our dear leader had so wisely lent tons of Other People's Money to so that they could build cars in Finland.
Obama Loans Car Company Half a Billion So They Can Builds Cars in Finland
Unfortunately before I could wrap my mitts on the steering wheel on my new ECO friendly FISKER KARMA sports car that was recently shipped from Finland and sitting there on the docks in New Jersey, Hurricane Sandy hit. It appears my car has a bit of problem if it gets ummmm.....wet. So I have to keep using my regular gas using exhaust spewer for awhile longer.
Approximately 16 of the $100,000+ Fisker Karma extended-range luxury hybrids were parked in Port Newark, New Jersey last night when water from Hurricane Sandy’s storm surge apparently breached the port and submerged the vehicles. As Jalopnik has exclusively learned, the cars then caught fire and burned to the ground.
Our source tells us they were “first submerged in a storm surge and then caught fire, exploded.” This wouldn’t be the first time the vehicles, which use a small gasoline engine to charge batteries that provide energy to two electric motors, had an issue with sudden combustion.
http://updates.jalopnik.com/post/346697 ... t-fire-and
When an elderly person is crossing the street utilizing a walker, acceleration of nearby vehicles toward said elderly person is required when:
1) Elderly person's most recent Death Panel Cost/Benefit Analysis states in Section 4, Paragraph 7 that they are "...no longer viable...", or,
2) Elderly person appears to be sufficiently elderly that an on-the-spot determination of non-viability can be made by a member of the Party who is present