Two mysterious 'secret chambers' discovered inside Egypt's Great Pyramid using cosmic rays and space particles

Scientists have located two new chambers in the great Pyramid. Hillary Clinton's private e-mail server backups have yet to be located in the new rooms.

These chambers need to be filled with concrete as soon as possible, to protect our beloved Leaders.

Comrades,

Don't be misled or concerned. The final paragraph of this article confirms the true nature of these folks - they are fellow Progs! Obviously, they are doing their best to divert prole attention from email fantasies by substituting their own - pyramid fantasies! Read what Comrade Tayoubi (if that really is his name) says about his so called "research" findings;

It had been thought the body of Pharaoh Sneferu was entombed inside the pyramid. However the scans scotched that theory - with no suitable chamber found inside the monument.

But Mehdi Tayoubi, president of the Heritage Innovation Preservation Institute, told Discovery:

[highlight=#ffffff]"Nevertheless, this is indeed a scientific breakthrough as it validates the muography principle applied to Egyptian pyramids. [/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]It paves the way to new investigations."[/highlight]

See what I mean? As with all good Progs, Comrade Tayoubi has the knack of turning research failures into funding for additional research! Truly, a Prog's Prog! He shoots - he scores!

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• proves once again White Man's neurosis - that compulsory inquiry into everything and pervasive penetrativity of anything (and all that - nowadays - via shooting off poisonous radiation rays and spreading unsafe space particles) ; instead of submitting himself to something ethernal, like e. g. Allah (PBUH), the White Man acts like a Mad Max rodent, dashing after ever more and ever newer nuts of insight.
(strikingly, also the Yellow Man shows that neurosis, but that's it - all other Man's are just happy with their mañana, or kwanzaa, or voodoo, or saalat-ul-jumma.)

• scandalous: here the kollektive of enslaved fellahs toils for centuries under the searing sun and brandishing bullwhips to create pyramidal safe spaces for their sacred Pharaohs, and there comes White Man and radiatively microaggresses criss-cross the sanctum, thereby triggering the mummies into St. Vitus' dances! Ban Ki-moon, a fatwa please! (as you go out the window of The Sublime Palast Of Exalted Humanity).

• would be nice to have the voids of Beloved&Inevitable Empress' cranial cavity screened using that muon wizardry (and afterwards have the results made available to the public ; and all that with a deadline of Oct. 31.) (2016, of course).