Comrades, this is a sad, sad day indeed. Once again, the oppressors of downtrodden workers, peasants, and terrorists fraternal middle eastern allies have struck!

Comrade al-Zeidi was unjustly sent to Iraqi gulag for showing true revolutionary fervor by striking a powerful blow for the freedom of his oppressed and and disenfranchised peoples! Where is ACORN when you need them?

I can only hope that the capitalist reactionary running dogs who pull the strings of their Iraqi puppets succumb to popular pressure, and release the glorious Comrade al-Zeidi!

Also now introducing People's Sandal attachment for People's Rifle ™. Use in place of rifle grenades commonly found on standard People's Motivational Tools, the People's Sandal will strike a powerful blow for justice when deployed from People's Rifle(TM).

7.62, I propose that we send some of Red Star's goons highly trained troopers with your new rifle attachment to Crawford, Texas and have them shoot sandals at the hateful George W. Bu$hitler. It is not enough that we have made him the most hated president of all time, despite not having another attack since 9/11, despite the good economy when he was president, and despite the fact that he did not in fact lie--we must throw sandals at him.

24/7.

Obamissar 7.62

Sad day indeed. Maybe throw acorns instead?

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Acorn thrower gave me an idea. Could the People's Rifle™ be fitted with an acorn launcher?

Comrades,

Been trying to figure out what the acorn thrower is saying. Any ideas?

The only possible explanation is the development of shock troops which can fit inside acorns, which, when thrown, hit the ground and burst open to reveal hordes of marching community organizers like Ray Harryhausen's in <i>Jason and the Argonauts</i>.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Obamissar 7.62
Acorn thrower gave me an idea. Could the People's Rifle™ be fitted with an acorn launcher?

Brilliant! We'll mount a slingshot underneath the barrel and use it to throw acorns!

In fact I'm thinking the new People's Assault Rifle may just be a slingshot mounted to a stock that throws acorns.

This will be the paratrooper's version of course.

Would not acorns be eaten by squirrels? After all, so many progressives are really, and I hesitate to say it, squirrels of the first order. This would be cannibalism, wouldn't it?

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrades,

Been trying to figure out what the acorn thrower is saying. Any ideas?

She's throwing acorns so she must be chanting "Obama". I'm guessing she works for MSNBC.

Obamissar 7.62 wrote: Also now introducing People's Sandal attachment for People's Rifle ™. Use in place of rifle grenades commonly found on standard People's Motivational Tools, the People's Sandal will strike a powerful blow for justice when deployed from People's Rifle(TM).

If the sandal were replaced by a sweaty gym sneaker, you'd have an excellent tear gas grenade.

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Comrade al-Zeidi was unjustly sent to Iraqi gulag for showing true revolutionary fervor by striking a powerful blow for the freedom of his oppressed and and disenfranchised peoples! Where is ACORN when you need them?

This Bu$hHitler reign in Iraq must be completely undone! This is a very bad sign! We cannot have this. The Ghost of the people's comrade of comrade of the Sunny Empire must be turning in his desert grave. The Iraqi people must build a statue of the shoe thrower to put in a place of honor!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:The only possible explanation is the development of shock troops which can fit inside acorns, which, when thrown, hit the ground and burst open to reveal hordes of marching community organizers like Ray Harryhausen's in <i>Jason and the Argonauts</i>.

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I think this clip shows a bearded community organizer sowing acorns, from which dead Democrat voters arise and defeat the Republicans. The only things missing were the signs HOPE and CHANGE on their spears.

This movie, made in the 60s, was prescient to the point that CHOPE was understood. It is in the very air.

Although SOBama was merely an intention in his mother's heart to piss off her parents, the world was ready for SOBama, to lead us from, er, something, to, er, somewhere that I'm sure we'll all like.

When we're told where we are and why it's good for us.

And Chris Matthew and the Olbermaniac have a fatal orgasm.

Comrades, this saddens me to no end. It is proof of how much the vile Bu$Hitler regime was able to transform Iraq from a socialist paradise under my Uncle Saddam's rein into a capitalist, fascist Enemy of the People. As we all know, the Iraqis tried their best to resist but were brutally crushed by the armies of Amerikkka. Uncle Saddam was such a peace-loving, kind leader as well, and they executed him! The injustice makes me weep, for no one would have ever thrown a show at my uncle because they loved him so much. Anyone who did was obviously a non-person and was fed feet first into a plastic shredder.

It saddens me that the people shredder that Saddam had was disassembled by the Americans. For after all, we need it for the enemies of the state, such as Rethuglicans. Or anyone who dares question Maxine Waters.

This is just the story to get a kick in the ass in the day (pardon the pun). We don't need ACORN there, we need Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton rallying people to free him. 3 years?! This is a fine example of prolice brutality.