General Mousey-Tongue wrote: Comrade Snoogie-Woogums, I anticipated your request and already have an attorney on retainer. The court has seized Pup's Pleasure Palace and all of his assets. The jig, as we cats like to say, is up. Every dog has his day, but I am afraid today is not his!


Congratulations on your new position of service to the People, Reuixcat! We shall meet early tomorrow to discuss the divestiture of Pupovich's holdings...all for The Kittens^TM!

No question about it General Cat.... one has to have a sense of humor when one is relegated to being a feline. Better you than I....

Dr. Strangelove wrote:General Kitty, I must add that it's a relief that Pupovich never had the foresight to booby trap his Pleasure Palace (Tee-hee - Pun intended) with poison-tipped darts and whatnot. He didn't put small nail bombs wrapped in balls of yarn or poison-laced catnip here and there. He didn't even install the most sophisticated, high-tech, anti-feline, security system known to man, er, I mean cat. No, he never did that. He'd never, no never, do that. You just walk right in and make yourself at home.

Jimmy Carter nano rabbits Version 5.72

STD is the least of one's worries comrade when one tries to short or otherwise mess with my Party Palace.....

<Sniff>
I can not imagine a greater tribute to my high standing in the Party than to see the response of so many at the mere notion, as far fetched as it is, that I can be touched by all of this. Thank you comrades....

Now it is time for me to once more do my ritual turn around three times and sleep the sleep of the righteous... I mean, uber progressive.

Marshal,

You're welcome. We do it for The Party(TM) and your lasting commitment to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday(TM) er... (plus you passed out drunk about 12 times during our showtrial which gave us plenty of time topick your pockets er, present the evidence needed for our subjective fair judgement based on our race class and gender the facts of the case).

We would never discriminate for or against kitty kats just because they are sneaky kaniving and pompous loveable, furry and purring, no we treat all species the same, we would never racial profile unless you are a white cop because we believe in fairness based on race class and gender.

So you see Pupovich, we are really making headway towards ourAnimal Farm Socialist Utopia(TM)!

Yes, and we can thank General Mousey-Tongue for helping us along.

Hail The Genral! Hail The Marshal! Hail The Commissaka?

AYE!

AYE!

AYE!


Though with certain reservations. I think Mousey has sent his spies after me and they have been watching my every move in anticipation of getting some goods from me. I can't shake the feeling that my back is being watched.

Marshall,

I second red Rooster words!!! You were most fair at our show trial. I have never seen you display species racial bias in word or deed. I happen to love cats they are sneaky, spoiled, demanding pains who demand that you bow to THEIR schedule loveable, furry, cute things that bring joy to the world. Red and I know you feel the same way Dear Marshall. We have another gift for your service to the party. we know you will put this to good use.

RR, really?

That's right Doctor! And don't you forget it!!!


Comrade Snoogie, you have good reason to worry, cats are notorious for wandering around in deep bunkers and finding little tidbits to feed there hunger. Why just today my cat brought me a kangaroo mice, and she does this daily with moles. Now moles are something only good cats catch, but other cats are friends of moles, or are moles themselves with big whiskers. My cat is an excellent moler and keeps all the mice out of barn and away from The Chicks(TM)...

But some cats, you just don't know...

Red Rooster,

Speaking of cats and dogs a little story for you.

Two ladies are sitting in the Vet's office with there cat and dog waiting for their appointments and one of the ladies begins to strike up a conversation with the other.

"So, may I ask what are you here for?"

"Ohh, Its because my cat Fluffy, she keeps scratching up the couch and I'm going to have her de-clawed". "Why are you here?"

"My dog Rover, every time I come home he has a love affair with my leg."

"Oh, your going to have him neutered?"

"No, same as you de-clawed".

Oh my leg! My Leg!!!

Red Rooster wrote: We would never discriminate for or against kitty kats just because they are sneaky kaniving and pompous loveable, furry and purring, no we treat all species the same, we would never racial profile unless you are a white cop because we believe in fairness based on race class and gender.

So you see Pupovich, we are really making headway towards ourAnimal Farm Socialist Utopia(TM)!

Comrade Red Rooster, you hit upon my exact feelings if not quite exactly. Under the former, dying, capitalist imperialist system, there simply is no comparison between a dog and a cat. Whether you are comparing a dog to a cat in regard to intelligence, honesty, skill, or usefulness to society, the dog will win paws down every time. However, we now have PeopleMath™ to guide us progressives and give us cover when we smugly nod our heads and agree that cats are equal to dogs.

AYE!

Once again, I haven't had time to read it, but


AYE

Commissar Theocritus wrote:And I am the cat's meow.

prrrt

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:AYE!


Though with certain reservations. I think Mousey has sent his spies after me and they have been watching my every move in anticipation of getting some goods from me. I can't shake the feeling that my back is being watched.

Or maybe I'm just a little bit paranoid after all???

{Thinking: "Dammit! I TOLD THEM to be discreet! You probably had something that smelled good in the bait box, comrade Snoogie Woogums."}

I am sure they follow you because they can tell you are a really special comrade!

The sincerity of your accolades heaped upon we felines is as genuine as our affection for you as well. Let us remember this is Marshall Pupovich's FOURTH show trial. His sycophants and sympathizers can bleat for mercy like the hapless sheep they are, but anyone who has seen the dark side of Pup's Palace...and I don't mean the S/M suite, I am talking much much darker than that...

This time, the truth will win out...this time, there is no Chairman Meow to bail him out. Confess your crimes and beg for mercy, Marshall!

Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! Innoce-e-e-e-e-e-ent! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

I am sure they follow you because they can tell you are a really special comrade!

General Mousey!

I love being a good host and everything but could you recall your spies er feline comrades?

There getting into EVERYTHING at my place!!!!!!

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:
Commissarka, there is no one more deserving than you of recognition for your ledge-sitting, blind-dating, vodka-drinking, crap-shoveling contribution to the party! You are an inspiration to us all.

My only objection to Comrade Colonel's admirable recommendation is that it is perhaps not lofty enough a title to go alongside your other accolades. If I may be so bold, allow me to suggest something like:

"Uber-Czar of Shovel Development, Production and Application"

Can you 'dig it'? Hah! I make joke, no?

Commisarka Pinkie, I will support whatever accolade the will of the People assign you. We need to vote fast, though. No time to read all the supporting paperwork, dammit! We gotta ram this thing through before summer recess! ALL IN FAVOR, SAY 'AYE'!

I like this. I like it a lot.

And you know what else I like? The fact that the cats, of all beasts, know just how to suck up to me--something that Pupovich, for all his show trials designed to humble him, seems to have trouble with. No, instead he just chides me and condescends me. One has only to scroll back and read all his posts in this thread, in which he singles out "Commissarka" and plies me with phony claims of how no one has been a greater proponent of my advancement than he. Then why have I never seen it, Pupovich? Why?

Why are the cats the ones walking the walk, while you merely bark the bark?

And why do I not see you hastening to vote in my favor along with all the others? Why give the astroturf mobs a chance to bully you into voting against me?

Why, Pupovich?

Why?

Now, who wants some catnip?

Sorry comrades, I've been at the sheep races with a few other comrades...


…AND IT'S LAMB CHOP BY A LIP!

Commissarka. what does it take? Look back on the posts.... it was I who first suggested this promotion though it's title was slightly modified by General Cat AFTER my post when I stated:

"However, I do have an opening for Field Marshal and Production and Design Czar of Shovel and Other Implement of Destruction that I can offer, if that would make you happy?"

As for my voting for you.... if you look above you will also see that I too also voted "Aye" in big red letters just like everyone else.

I am about at the end of my leash trying to convince you that I am not your enemy, that I am instead one of your biggest supporters. Now if you want someone who gets under your feet, rubbing up against you constantly in the hope that you will drop some crumbs their way or you will tire of this and rub their stomach, then by all means, those feline fly by night "friends" are perhaps the way you should go. On the other hand, if you want a truly loyal comrade, one that will be straight up with you, a friend instead of a synchophant, then perhaps you may wish to reconsider the old Marshal. The facts are strewn through out the many threads here going back a long time. I stand by them, and hope for the day that you see this for yourself.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
And you know what else I like? The fact that the cats, of all beasts, know just how to suck up to me--something that Pupovich, for all his show trials designed to humble him, seems to have trouble with.

He never had problems sucking up shamelessly to Chariman Meow, as I recall. He offers you a mere czarship? How freaking generous of him.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Why are the cats the ones walking the walk, while you merely bark the bark?

And why do I not see you hastening to vote in my favor along with all the others? Why give the astroturf mobs a chance to bully you into voting against me?

Why, Pupovich?

Why?

Now, who wants some catnip?

Purrrrrr..... somewhere, a Pup's furry tail wags nervously. The Zil hasn't arrived with his backup, and the Palace is surrounded by starving kittens demanding justice. JUSTICE!

Oh, Mousey-Tongue you just can't get over the fact that it was your house that put pup in the dog house in this showtrial...



Yes if it weren't for your Mousey-Tongue Meow Cat & Bath Houses™ the fine standing of Pup's Pleasure Palace wouldn't be an issue here. In fact half The Party™ wouldn't be in the dog house!

And don't just try to suck up to the Commissarka just because one whack of her shovel would send you begging Pup for companionship. No, oh she of gifted shovel may work fields with the workers better than any other prole in The Party™ and that's why you glorified her in your picture, but the Commissarka is more popular than Aunt Jemimah with her new line of vodka The Wombat Factory™ made for her...

...and right now we are working on a twelve book contract deal for the Commissarka about how every man in her life has royally screwed her over and Yelling Yelena saved her from !%@#&Myn every time!

Red Rooster wrote:Sorry comrades, I've been at the sheep races with a few other comrades...


…AND IT'S LAMB CHOP BY A LIP!

Baa Rahm you,
baa Rahm you,
to your President, The One, be true!
Baa Rahm you!

You all ride like girls. (No offense, Commissarka or Rosie, either of you could field dress these running seatcovers in a second). Is there any greater proof of the speciesim rampant in the party? Clearly, re-education is needed to purge the collective of this non-progressive ThoughtCrime^TM!

These sheep are obviously the same ones showing up at the 'grassroots' events staged by K street lobbyists...led by their notorious neocon leader Mutton Jeff. Mmm, I think I'll order lamb chops tonight for dinner.

Red Rooster wrote:Oh, Mousey-Tongue you just can't get over the fact that it was your house that put pup in the dog house in this showtrial...

And just what "show trial" are you referring to young comrade? Oh, and btw, I see the polls are still in my favor.

The poll is obviously as rigged as are the games in your Palace, Marshal. Remember, less than half support you...there is great doubt among the collective about your political reliability...even after 3.8 show trials...

General Mousey!!!!!!

You all ride like girls.

Of course we do! We are true male progs who are only getting in touch with our feminine side in socialist solidarity with our oppressed female comrades. I will overlook this little P.C error on your part for now General, but be advised if I see a trend in the future it might just be me who denounces you!

I'm a true prog and realize your exalted standing in the party and because of that I did not take this as a personal insult at all, just a little innocent mistake on your part. Rest assured I would never try get back at you for this supposed insult.


Marshall!!!!

In light of General Mousey's recent post concerning my riding abilities I think it is time for another little gift to your Glorious Party Service! I believe this will go nicely in your pleasure palace for customers who have to kill a little time in the waiting room before being... er serviced.

I see things are getting ugly, and I really must back the General's hand here, if for no other reason than the fact I favor cats. So cute, so fluffy, so ready to destroy anything that annoys them. Plus they make cute happy noises when they are enjoying themselves.

If poor starving kittens are assailing Pupovich's Pleasure Palace, then they will also be backed by the mindless hordes of Revolutionary Red Guards, armed with Not For The People Rifles. (Too bad we don't have any ammo though, the recent shortage has really screwed us in that department.) But we have bayonets and they also make great clubs. Also I'm issuing torches and pitchforks.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:General Mousey!!!!!!

You all ride like girls.

I'm a true prog and realize your exalted standing in the party and because of that I did not take this as a personal insult at all, just a little innocent mistake on your part. Rest assured I would never try get back at you for this supposed insult.

Much appreciated, comrade. And I truly regret the itching powder my agents placed in those cute flannel jammies you like to wear, the ones with the feet. Really. I truly do.

Red Rooster wrote:...and right now we are working on a twelve book contract deal for the Commissarka about how every man in her life has royally screwed her over...

I swear it's not my fault! She said I had to treat her like royalty! She's the one who seduced me, using her big, dark shovel and beets in her trunk! And after she was done using me, she threw me away like a piece of trash, making me the broken man that I am today! I've proposed again and again only to be rejected, Pinkie preferring her poster of Brad Pitt over me! Why, oh why, Pinkie?! If only you would marry me... or if SMO would marry me... or LNT (she's totally hawt!)... or Leninka with her doe eyes... I can only take 10 wymyn with me to the underground bunker, my one and onlys! I'll be waiting!

(BTW, I demand a cut of the royalties from Pinkie's book out of the twelve that's about me.)

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I see things are getting ugly, and I really must back the General's hand here, if for no other reason than the fact I favor cats. So cute, so fluffy, so ready to destroy anything that annoys them. Plus they make cute happy noises when they are enjoying themselves.

If poor starving kittens are assailing Pupovich's Pleasure Palace, then they will also be backed by the mindless hordes of Revolutionary Red Guards, armed with Not For The People Rifles. (Too bad we don't have any ammo though, the recent shortage has really screwed us in that department.) But we have bayonets and they also make great clubs. Also I'm issuing torches and pitchforks.

We have you covered, Colonel! Air support due any moment now...

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:You all ride like girls. (No offense, Commissarka or Rosie, either of you could field dress these running seatcovers in a second). These sheep are obviously the same ones showing up at the 'grassroots' events staged by K street lobbyists...led by their notorious neocon leader Mutton Jeff. Mmm, I think I'll order lamb chops tonight for dinner.

I might say something about how you ride sheep, General Kitty, but it wouldn't be polite in mixed company... (ZING!)

What did you do this time,Pupovich?....Like my darling Betinov,i don't have time to peruse all of the posts for the sordid details of your crimes.

I must say...it seems to be a quarterly trend to denounce you. It's always about you,isn't it,Marshal?! Marshal...Marshal.....Marshal.

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:General Mousey!!!!!!

You all ride like girls.

I'm a true prog and realize your exalted standing in the party and because of that I did not take this as a personal insult at all, just a little innocent mistake on your part. Rest assured I would never try get back at you for this supposed insult.

Much appreciated, comrade. And I truly regret the itching powder my agents placed in those cute flannel jammies you like to wear, the ones with the feet. Really. I truly do.

I think my bathing companion to get all that stuff off me had a few regrets also

Lenin 'n' Things wrote:What did you do this time,Pupovich?....Like my darling Betinov,i don't have time to peruse all of the posts for the sordid details of your crimes.

I must say...it seems to be a quarterly trend to denounce you. It's always about you,isn't it,Marshal?! Marshal...Marshal.....Marshal.

Good to see you, comrade! Pardon my curiosity - I am a cat, you know - but wasn't your name 'Lenin 'n Thingies'? Was that a previous life, perhpas? Or are you saving electrons (and Mother Gaia) by omitting the 'ies'? Inquisitive minds want to know!

Comrade General, perhaps I could redistribute that artillery to my command after the current crisis? I find potato guns just don't do the trick. Even when loaded with beets.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Red Rooster wrote:Oh, Mousey-Tongue you just can't get over the fact that it was your house that put pup in the dog house in this showtrial...

And just what "show trial" are you referring to young comrade? Oh, and btw, I see the polls are still in my favor.

Show trial? Did I say show trial, what I meant to say was persecution of the kitty kat er, glorification of the Commissarka, er, People's Purrrrrfect Progressive Pastime.

Yes that's that's it People's Purrrfect Progressive Pastime.

And if the General knew the benefits of OPM as you do Marshal she could have paid me off in the back room of the court house saved the needy Kittens(TM) with it a long time ago.

But no, Mousey-Tongue runs around blowing all the OPM she recieves from the party on mice toys and catnip and then runs around crying kitty kat oppression!

Hmmmph... just when do Roosters get a fair shake in all this?

And what about Snoogies and Doctors?

How is any of this fair?

Every kapitalist runs around saying Horses are better than Pigs, yet just look at the most recent Porkulus Bills, can't we all see that pork can run circles around race horses?

And by the by General, don't mind the Astroturf(TM) sheep racing outing it was sponsored by Comrade Peloski.

Comrade, fine by me, as long as you leave the astroturf like you found it. Abd I don't want to hear details or the post-race festivities. Not. One. Word. Thank you.

This HAS been one fine show trial, hasn't it? Such Struggle Sessions leave the Party stronger and more fit, more able to fight and claw and scratch for OPM what it believes in. Marvelous!

I will rest my paws, pop a Tsing Tao and toast the many bright lights of the collective! Hah! I am sure the Marshall will breathe a sigh of relief if he decides he can safely come out of his bunker.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade General, perhaps I could redistribute that artillery to my command after the current crisis? I find potato guns just don't do the trick. Even when loaded with beets.

If only I could, you are most deserving of upgraded weaponry comrade Colonel. Unfortunately, funds for adequate field artillery and tracked armor were diverted to construct a miniature golf arcade at Pup's Pleasure Palace. As we throw sticks at the enemies of the collective, we can think fondly of Pup and his hos hostesses teeing off on the finest course imaginable.

I think that is what he means when he says it is all for The Children^TM...

Comrade General, I thank you for your concern. It seems Pupovich has forgotten the Military First(TM) policy that guides our glorious society.

Meanwhile, after some experimentation and an acceptable number of lives lost, I have developed an artillery substitute. Using a truck tire inner tube, a and a v shaped frame work, I am now able to launch Comrade Molotov's Cocktails into the pleasure palace, with a reasonable degree of success. In fact only one out of three launches results in the launch crew and launching device on fire. Each crew can be burnt several times before they become useless to The Cause.

Also we now have some tanks.

You may borrow my MiG, as long as you promise to refuel it Colonel.

And by Mao's Grave, don't lob anything at Pup's Pleasure Palace! Not with all the C4 my agents have placed in there! Your people will need to be in the next county before we set that off!

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Red Rooster wrote:...and right now we are working on a twelve book contract deal for the Commissarka about how every man in her life has royally screwed her over...

I swear it's not my fault! She said I had to treat her like royalty! She's the one who seduced me, using her big, dark shovel and beets in her trunk! And after she was done using me, she threw me away like a piece of trash, making me the broken man that I am today! I've proposed again and again only to be rejected, Pinkie preferring her poster of Brad Pitt over me! Why, oh why, Pinkie?! If only you would marry me... or if SMO would marry me... or LNT (she's totally hawt!)... or Leninka with her doe eyes... I can only take 10 wymyn with me to the underground bunker, my one and onlys! I'll be waiting!

(BTW, I demand a cut of the royalties from Pinkie's book out of the twelve that's about me.)

Well if Pinkie and Yelling Yelena says it's your fault Doctor you know it's your fault right? I mean that's just how it works Doctor, it's not like you have any Individual Rights or anything like that.

When the cops show up after Pinkie beat the crap out of you with her shovel it's your fault. Being a male your at fault by default, so you might as well just accept it. It's ALL your fault.

Just like how the Bu$hitler totally screwed up this country single handedly. It's going to take years Doctor, years for Pinkie to figure out just how much you are at fault and fix all the things you screwed up in her life in the process, meanwhile just make your support payments out to Yelling Yelena every month for the usual amount.

If Yelling Yelena and Pinkie decide your still at fault by the time the books are released no royalties can be given. You can file complaint form 459645329-130 at the Whyte House Womyns Council website if you feel you have grievance, just realize that the complaints are heard by a council of femynists of the most progressive order who were finely trained at The Wombat Factory(TM) to deal with Patriarchial !&#@&Myn(TM) such as yourself.

If you would like to repent for you !&#@%Myn trangressions you can go to your local Dyke March(TM) chapter, because Dyke Rights = Human Rights, and pledge allegience at the weekly Take Back The Night(TM) rally. Don't forget to bring a blindfold progressive goggles and an effigy of Christopher Colubus and George Bush to burn...



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Kim Jong Illin' wrote: Sorry for my extended absence comrades. I been very busy these rast few months. Due to the Capitarist's NSA trianguration of coded radio messages I had to move Secret Peopre's Bunker(tm) from its secret rocation in south Frorida to Rouisiana. I thought when my ferrow traverer B Hussein Obabma store the erection via ACORN was erected democraticarry to the US presidency, I'd get a pass on my interrigence spying inside USA. Now I pretty sure my chain of Happy Ending Massage Parrors/ Korean Peopre's Interrigence Spy Cells are under surveirrance by that asshore Reon Panetta and his rackeys at the CIA

Your Komrade,

Kim Jong Irrin'

Comrade Kim Jong Irrin'!

Welcome back to The Cube! We were not ignoring you, we laughed our ass off at your posts had other party business to attend to... hope to see you around rong rong time!

Hey Mousey,

No hard feelings about the itching powder incident by the way. I understand your agents are only doing their job. I do admire your professionalism you have displayed on this thread.

I haven't sent you gift your way in awhile and want to make up for it now.

Here you go.


That's right Mousey....A Sushi kitchen timer!!!!!!! Try it out! Just set it for about say three minutes (it is recommended that you do this in a very tight space and stay very close to the timer so you can appreciate the bell noise when it goes off).

Have a blast with this!!!!!!!!

Lovely, comrade! Most inventive and appealing to the eye. Unfortunately, I have the span of attention common to my species, and I wandered off several minutes before the, uh, bell went off.

Speaking of wandered off...I realize Pupovich is busy, between shaking down starving kittens and his sorties in his putrid palace. I never claimed to undestand dogs, but the are known to wander frequently, and are easily distracted by a bone or a wad of cash. Too busy, apparently, to stand trial for his crimes.

It looks like he won't be getting a promotion out of this show trial, Commissarka!

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:And by Mao's Grave, don't lob anythingat Pup's Pleasure Palace! Not with all the C4 my agents have placed inthere! Your people will need to be in the next county before we setthat off!

Just so everybody knows, the Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits(TM) do not consume C4 and have not, most definitely have not, redeployed to other locations, especially not the locations of the saboteurs, after having not consumed all of that C4. It's a good thing that this is not the case because one burp from C4-engorged NJCRs(TM) and who knows what would happen?

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Marshall!!!!

In light of General Mousey's recent post concerning my riding abilities I think it is time for another little gift to your Glorious Party Service! I believe this will go nicely in your pleasure palace for customers who have to kill a little time in the waiting room before being... er serviced.

A most attractive display I must say....I presume my cut is in the mail?

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Lovely, comrade! Most inventive and appealing to the eye. Unfortunately, I have the span of attention common to my species, and I wandered off several minutes before the, uh, bell went off.

Speaking of wandered off...I realize Pupovich is busy, between shaking down starving kittens and his sorties in his putrid palace. I never claimed to undestand dogs, but the are known to wander frequently, and are easily distracted by a bone or a wad of cash. Too busy, apparently, to stand trial for his crimes.

It looks like he won't be getting a promotion out of this show trial, Commissarka!

Marshall!

I wouldn't get so cocky as of yet. The cats are starting to suspect that they have been infiltrated after all!!!!!

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:And by Mao's Grave, don't lob anythingat Pup's Pleasure Palace! Not with all the C4 my agents have placed inthere! Your people will need to be in the next county before we setthat off!

Just so everybody knows, the Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits(TM) do not consume C4 and have not, most definitely have not, redeployed to other locations, especially not the locations of the saboteurs, after having not consumed all of that C4. It's a good thing that this is not the case because one burp from C4-engorged NJCRs(TM) and who knows what would happen?

True Dr Strangelove, but you of all comrades should know, seeing how I know your agents have managed to pilfer through some of my files (which I tolerated since I had them on counter surveillance and know we are of like mind for the most part), that the NJCR waste products sre quite corosive (as Commissar Theocritus can no doubt testify). A relatively unstable compound such as C4 quickly becomes chalky and worthless.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Marshall!

I wouldn't get so cocky as of yet. The cats are starting to suspect that they have been infiltrated after all!!!!!

No one has ever accused cat-beasts as being smart....

A dog has to play fetch, roll over, get the newspaper in the morning, and countless of other chores to be considered useful around the house. Yet a cat has to do nothing. That's right, NOTHING. They are not even expected to kill rodents anymore. Instead their mere presence causes people to feed them, groom them and clean their litter box. That's it. Tell me which animal is smarter? The one that has to work for affection, or the one that get's it JUST FOR EXISTING. My money is on the cat.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:A dog has to play fetch, roll over, get the newspaper in the morning, and countless of other chores to be considered useful around the house. Yet a cat has to do nothing. That's right, NOTHING. They are not even expected to kill rodents anymore. Instead their mere presence causes people to feed them, groom them and clean their litter box. That's it. Tell me which animal is smarter? The one that has to work for affection, or the one that get's it JUST FOR EXISTING. My money is on the cat.

You are wise, comrade Colonel. I forsee a brilliant career for you in the People's military. Please accept a pair of my favorite jackboots, custom crafted from the processed hides of JC nanorabbits from Pups Pleasure Palace. Dont' worry, the tanning process completely removes all traces of bacteria!

I see the relative silence of Pupovich means he has resigned himself that the days of easy show trials and quick promotions are over. Today, The People^TM demand more. And The Kittens^TM deserve reparatios for the great suffering they have endured at the paws of the canine caucus. I suggest someone send us some cash fast, or I will be forced to release the videos of Pupovich with that black cat.

Comrade General, thank you for the gift of jack boots. How ever did you kill enough NJC rabbits to make a pair of size 14w boots?

Please accept my humble gift in return; a bayonet to fit Comrade Kalashnikov's rifle carefully crafted from steel taken from the armor plating of what used to be Pupovich's Party Pleasuremobile.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:A dog has to play fetch, roll over, get the newspaper in the morning, and countless of other chores to be considered useful around the house. Yet a cat has to do nothing. That's right, NOTHING. They are not even expected to kill rodents anymore. Instead their mere presence causes people to feed them, groom them and clean their litter box. That's it. Tell me which animal is smarter? The one that has to work for affection, or the one that get's it JUST FOR EXISTING. My money is on the cat.

Comrade Colonel,

Save your bytes, I have been explaining this truth to the Marshall for nearly a year when I first joined the collective. It is indeed good to see intelligent officers making proper choices based on the facts. In addition to the Jackboots, I'll see that the General directs more funds to your weapons research ASAP.

I too see a great future in your career.

These last few comments do not reach my normal standards of response worthiness, but then again, I am bored today, so there you go.

This notion of the cheap show trial and no promotion is so laughably ridiculous, but it does show typical feline "thought process" or in other words DOH! There has been no official Inner Party sanction of this alleged "trial," which of course ie easily explained since no Inner Party member of sufficient rank, such as the Glorious Leader Red Square, the Chairman, nor the Space Hero Dog has deemed this worthy of their valuable time and given it sanction. Since none of those with the Power to advance my rank is present, ergo there is no opportunity for advancement here for me.

Then we have the pathetic excuses we have seen time and time again to explain a cat's uselessness and to argue that work that a loyal dog loves, insists upon, and revels in, is somehow done as a way to seek attention. Lenin Forbid! Dog's do the noble and useful things that they do because they ARE dogs. It is in their very being. Just as being a useless, lazy, brainless entity is intrinsic to the cat-beast. It is what they are.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Dog's do the noble and useful things that they do because they ARE dogs. It is in their very being. Just as being a useless, lazy, brainless entity is intrinsic to the cat-beast. It is what they are.

No matter how many times you repeat it, it will never become true!

If life as a sycophant suits you Marshal (and it seems it does), fine.

Now go slobber on some soft capitalist, I still have another eight hours of sleep to get in.

Reiuxcat wrote:[

Comrade Colonel,

Save your bytes, I have been explaining this truth to the Marshall for nearly a year when I first joined the collective. It is indeed good to see intelligent officers making proper choices based on the facts. In addition to the Jackboots, I'll see that the General directs more funds to your weapons research ASAP.

I too see a great future in your career.

Comrade Reiuxcat, already the weapons research has paid off!

BEHOLD! The Not For The People Tec-22 semi auto pistol! Perfect for covert use by shock troops! This marvelous tool has just been made a part of my armory today.

I prefer the more reactionary calibers like .30-06, .308 and .45. That being said, 7.62 x 54R and 7.92 Mauser have their points as well.

Comrade Brain-In-A-Jar, I do have reactionary calibers like .357, 7.62x54r, 7.62x39 and 9x18 Makarov. This evil .22 though was inspiring to me. Besides, when Sarah Brady and her minions are denouncing it, that tells me something.

I denounce the Ruger SP-101 in .357, as it tends to rotate in my hand with each shot. I swapped it for a Mitchell's Mauser and have never looked back.

I denounce Mitchell's Mauser because they use very bad advertising to suggest their rifles are something they are not, sand original stocks, and refinish rifles without expressly saying they have done so. Also I denounce their insane prices on things like $99 for a Mosin Nagant accessory kit. That said, they do have some fair priced items, but all in all, their ads and practices remind me of a sleazy used car salesman.

Denounce Mitchell's Mausers if you will; they are but an evil corporation after all. Say nothing against Gustav, however. He has given good and accurate service. I have a number of historic military long arms that I use in my Military and Modern European history classes. When we go to the range at the end of the semester I can run the kids through weapons from 1700 to about 1960. I usually cap off Range Day with the Four Gun World War One challenge. Each shooter fires five rounds in succession from Gustav (Mauser), Black Jack (03 Springfield) Bobs (SMLE) and Vassili (Moisin-Nagant 91/30 sniper--yeah, I know I'm jumping wars here--we take the scope off for the FGWWI) at 100 yards. The winner gets a cookie. Of the four, Gustav gives the tightest groups.

The swede mausers are nothing short of awesome. I had one that was sporterized and had a scope mounted on it. As it was counterbored, and generally so-so I swapped it off for a laptop. I may buy a stock Swede Mauser sometime though.

You should find a Remington or New England Westinghouse made Mosin Nagant M91 for your WWI gun shoot. Most M91's got upgraded to the 91/30 config during the 30's, but the Finns didn't do all of theirs, plus the US made Mosins have a neat history. Even the US Army issued some, when the gov't bought out remaining stock when the Russians defaulted on their purchase. (Early gov't bailout program?)

For those of you wondering what the Marshal has been up to since the end of his last show trial, I made this short video:

That's very cute, Doctor. How many kittens? They all looked similar and I couldn't count.

Me, I'm waiting for "Whack-A-Prole 3: Pinkie's Revenge" for PS3, Wii, and whatever Nintendo system it is these days. Of course the whacking is done with a shovel, and it comes with 16 new levels, 2 alternate endings, and 8 power-ups, including the Super Shovel, Speed Shovel, and the new Shovel Shield that renders the player impervious to proles who might pop up with explosives strapped to them.

I don't know how many kittens, Commissarka. I didn't really make that video but just found it on youtube.

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Spamming links removed with Pinkie's shovel. I might have deleted the whole post outright, but this guy has a writing style reminiscent of Pavel that I believe should be enjoyed by all.

I will also take this opportunity to provide free sex advice: Instead of pills, try getting in the same bathtub with her instead of going for separate tubs. You'd be surprised how much easier it is to get some action going.

~Pinkie

Thank you Commissarka, an event behold!

WTF?

Where did that come from Pinkie?

I'm thinking some poor spammer from Belarus using a clumsy Google translator.