After her spectacular success at reforming health care, Kathleen Sibelius has been transferred to the FDA where she will no doubt do the same for things we ingest.

If you like your restaurant, you can keep your restaurant - unless it's substandard.

Look for new Federally Facilitated Eateries like the one below, which will be popping up everywhere!


Free wi-fi is provided (dial up) so you can sign up for health care while you wait for your order.

I see the new Steakback Outhouses are environmentally correct - they are apparently providing wonderful habitats for endangered termites and carpenter ants. Glorious!

I believe they have been closed to the Human Infestation so the real important earth inhabitants can maintain their natural habitat (man-mad structures).

If we like our foods, can we keep our foods?

You can keep some of your foods, the rest will be converted into government policy in 6-10 hours.