After the success of Bill O'Reilly's "KILLING" books American publishing company SIMON & SCHUSTER is proud to announce its own new book series, the HAPPENED series.

In a statement by SIMON & SCHUSTER, company spokesperson stated "S&S is not afraid of beating a dead horse. Our new HAPPENED series will dig deep to reveal the already obvious events that led to some of history's most notable defeats. We are proud that Hillary Rodham Clinton has agreed to kickoff our series."

TPC has acquired a list of upcoming books in the series.

North Korea says it can make new bomb in volume
What Happened by Late Planet Earth
It is difficult to prove conclusively if or how the Clintons made money directly from the North Korean Nuke Deal. Which ever way the Clintons became rich, we know this. They did it the right way, through traditional Socialist/Communist/Fascist methods. They used the government (which is the only truly acceptable way to become rich).

Columbus Day to become Indigenous Peoples' Day in Los Angeles


If the real History of Indigenous People is too far from your Safe Space . . . Please stick with the Fake News version:

Don't forget "Socialism Happened" by the USSR, Eastern Europe, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Albania, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, China, Mongolia, Afghanistan, Lybia, Syria, Iraq, Sudan, Angola, Benin, Congo, Ethiopia, Somalia, Mozambique, Tanzania, South Yemen, Bangladesh, Guinea, Guyana, and many other formerly or currently violent and impoverished failed states.

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Comrade Red Square. The "Socialism Happened" series is quite a collection.

Dear Comrade El Presidente,
I know this is off topic from your Informative and Correct article, but I found out that this happened: https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/bur ... 616396001/ .
I need guidance from my More Equal Comrades, is our glorious Next Tuesday ™ celebration being co-opted? Is there something that must be done? I eagerly await education.

On a happier note, I enjoyed all the "What Happened" posts! So inspiring and clever.
Your Comradelately

I am very saddened I missed Tutu Tuesday. Unfortunately, the environmental destructionists who reside in Texas caused a great storm to flood our city and I was unable to partake in the Tutu festivities.

My friend Comradelately, https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/bur ... 616396001/.
After observing this photo journal essay, I must now confess that the problems with ugly chicken necked liberals with large heads while talking on the impersonal electronic device while their neck skin wobbles back and forth made worse through the miracles of high definition which hides no birth mark, liver spot and or anal warts, has now been eclipsed by a bunch of retarded older leather skinned wrinkled hags and hagulets who prance around in Yeager type attire while wearing depends as undergarments for reasons unknown as there seems to be a complete lack of irrigation which would make invalid the use of the urethra as a means of expelling waste. Unless of course they soak said urine into the collection devices, wring them out into their own mouths, then repeat. I would thank you kind sir, or madam, to please think of your fellow comrade's who you know MUST have a certain air of decorum and good manners to want to unsee this unremarkable wretched fetid and corpulent vomit crustables at this scene of utter debauchery. The only way to improve upon this mass of human offal is if they ended up at ground zero at the Yellowstone super volcano where their talents of being human sacrifice candidates would by and large be very much appreciated by the populace at large.

Dear Comrade El Presidente,
I must convey my sympathy at your victimization at the hands of the uncontrollable Evil Capitalists! I do hope our Kollective is taking care of your every need, as you are a vital voice and More Equal Citizen. Our thoughts are with you.

My Friend Comrade Dead Poet,
I read with interest your learned essay on the perils of "tu-tu Tuesday", and find I agree with many of your well-thought out views.
Praise The Cube that I did not post the photos of the "Orgy Dome" or the "Human Petting Zoo"! I will strive to avoid such triggers in the future.

Thank you again , most valued Comrades.
Your Comradelately (currently female)

Comrades, we should at least give HRC the chance to explain What Happened. Let's hear what she has to say..................................





(Just ONE word: Kuru)

El Presidente wrote:I am very saddened I missed Tutu Tuesday. Unfortunately, the environmental destructionists who reside in Texas caused a great storm to flood our city and I was unable to partake in the Tutu festivities.

Comrade Presdente, the tutu has been modifed for those in Harris County and the surrounding affected region.

Party on...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

El Presidente wrote:I am very saddened I missed Tutu Tuesday. Unfortunately, the environmental destructionists who reside in Texas caused a great storm to flood our city and I was unable to partake in the Tutu festivities.

Comrade Presdente, the tutu has been modifed for those in Harris County and the surrounding affected region.

Party on...

You can keep the ducky. I'll take the hottie.

Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened. “From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon & Schuster, to the graphic designer's lackluster cover art, to my so-called supporters who couldn't be bothered to drop $17.99 for the hardcover copy—everyone had a hand in undermining my last book's success,” reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton's What Also Happened, which repeatedly decries her prior book's “indecipherable” font and dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making her look like “an idiot third-grader.” “I'll never forget how Amazon buried me and how Barnes & Noble completely sabotaged me by displaying my book way in the back in that no man's land by the CDs. Frankly, it's obvious I got screwed on all sides.” Accusing them of stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.

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Another glowing endorsement...
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A smuggled screen shot of Shrillary dealing with negative book reviews:


Shameful behavior!

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Apparently, a sequel is in the making:


Interwoven, rumor has it, with the plot around Norma Desmond: