Dear Leader is a thoughtful leader. He gives us jobs, protects us from capitalists, and now allows social security to our new comrades. Our new comrades suffer greatly in their oppressive countries and leaving their former countries at a young age is devastating. We need something to help them with their security, process, and education.

Thankfully, Dear Leader found unused social security numbers to which those poor numbers need a good host to take care of. We all say, "A kind is a terrible thing to waste." This means these comrades can be used as hosts.

These children need the government to take care of all their needs and direct them for their common good. We cannot lose them to the capitalist agendas. The children shall learn the ways of Communism which our party volunteers to take up.

Forward!

After they begin drawing benefits, Komrade Glorious Leader will sign an eksekutive order to give our new komrades the right to vote Demokrat. Ain't life in the "fundamentally changed" Amerika great?!

Let's not worry, comrades! We'll be dead before we see a dime anyway!

How wonderful that these Social Security Numbers can come out of the shadows at last.