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Slogans for praising the state korrektly: Party-approved

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This article is mainly written so that I can hopefully get on the coveted Big Government Awareness Day "This Day On The People's Blog" list. However, I will also write some slogans you should have repeated over and over on this year's BGAD. If you haven't, please report to the nearest Party Board of Reeducation and enroll in course 15-G. Try harder next time.

  • The state is powerful and good
  • Big government is good
  • The state deserves to have the right to watch us constantly
  • The State is a mother, a father, and a supernatural entity
  • War is peace
  • Islam is the best religion as it is a state-supported religion of peace
  • Republicans are nasty, evil scumbags
  • Obama is the Dearest Leader of all
  • Obama deserves to be worshipped like the Dear Leader he truly is
  • The state is loving and kind; it only harms thoughtcriminals
  • Freedom is slavery
  • The state is the fairest of all fairs
  • Government provides all
  • Government makes it possible for us to live happy, healthy lives
  • Praise be unto the state
  • The state is not slow, it is merely moving at the ideal pace of life
  • Working for the state is the best work any komrade can do
  • Kollektive work is kollektive happiness
  • We are not slaves, we are merely volunteers for the state
  • Mind-altering drugs allow us to think of new ideas and laws for the state to expand its power
  • We should live our lives as the state would
  • Surveillance is safety
  • When government watches over, everything is fine
  • The USSR was the best country in the world
  • Marx is truly a visionary
  • Marx is to be hailed as the bringer of Progress
  • KKKapitalists are evil and are to be stopped immediately
  • Thoughtcrime is death
  • Ignorance is strength
  • When we do not pay attention to the state, it gives the state more power to pay attention to us
  • The state should not be spoken to unless it speaks to us
  • We are happy that the state exists to protect us from ourselves and others
  • We hate anything that prevents the state from doing its job
  • The state is the best thing ever to exist
  • We are faithful servants of the state, never tiring, never failing to serve the state

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Excellent Comrade! And I wonder, being that the state is a mother AND a father, can it marry itself? Anyone who says no is a something-phobe. Afterall, #lovewins #groupthink

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The State, and by extension its representatives, knows best.
The State is omniscient. omnibenevolent and omnipotent.
The State is here to help.
Taxes are shared responsibility payments for the State.

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I think we've got ourselves a new secular prayer with which we can start our day, say at the dinner table, begin our meetings with it instead of Pledge of Allegiance, and so on.

It should definitely become a mandatory practice to say it in publik skools before classes.

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Fhalkyn wrote:
Red Square wrote:I think we've got ourselves a new secular prayer with which we can start our day, say at the dinner table, begin our meetings with it instead of Pledge of Allegiance, and so on.

It should definitely become a mandatory practice to say it in publik skools before classes.
Perhaps we can rewrite the racist Pledge of Allegiance with something more state-friendly and race-neutral.

I pledge Allegiance to the Government,
Of the United Socialist States of America,
And to the State for which it stands,
One Nation, Under Watch, State-Divisible,
With Kollektivism and Kommunism for all.

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Komrades, it is submitted that each day be acknowledged with the following directed salutation.

Image "I submit my will to the leaders of the United Nations,
And to the New World Order,
One world under Soros,
In collective,
With social justice and animal rights to all
" ™

KAMMERAT_X am, with great feeling, present this new citation, USSA 418 - Morning Stanza ™ , to all the collective from the Ministry of Truth.

Hail Hillary, the deserving and inevitable

Be seeing you ™



 
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