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Stalingrad

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Tomorrow , we commemorate the start of General Zhukov's counter-offensive against the German wehrmacht at Stalingrad on the nineteenth of November, 1942.

The leading T-34 tank regiments were led, of course, by our very own Red Square !,
( Hero of the People, Red Star Komrade and Factory Manager of the People's Dry Goods
Store # 86, yada, yada, yada......... )


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Where's the Putinka ? This calls for much inebriation .... celebration !

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Hey Krasno, pass me another Red Onion Smoothie (grok).

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Commissar Redumdimski wrote:Hey Krasno, pass me another Red Onion Smoothie (grok).
Are you kidding ? I can't even pass the one I had !

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I trust that is a FlexFuel Hybrid-Electric T-34/76 Red Square is commanding?

Stalingrad to Berlin on a fifth of Vodka!!!

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When the Red Army retreated during the invasion, they took all the booze with them and burned down everything else.

The Germans never had a chance.

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Krasnodar wrote:
Commissar Redumdimski wrote:Hey Krasno, pass me another Red Onion Smoothie (grok).
Are you kidding ? I can't even pass the one I had !
I might have to take a pass on that.

Got a fifth of Stoli? (For Red Square's T-34/76, of course.)

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Why Komrade Red, of course I have a bottle of vodka..... just for you !

Now take it, open up the engine hatch and put it to good use cleaning out the fuel injectors.

It's only a four to five hour job. Thanks for volunteering !

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Krasno, how kind you are!

A fifth of Stoli Elit and a private Party inside Red Square's tank.

I would've shared it with you, but you ran off to your date as Master Debator with Rosie O'Donnell and Karen Lewis - in counter to Rosie's skill as a cunning linguist - before we even cracked open the bottle.

You missed the fun with RS's maintainers:
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I verified Penny could adequately perform proper care and maintenance of a fuel injector.

Rosario on the left later said she would've cleaned your spark plug if you'd hung around.

By the way, did you finally pass that Red Onion Smoothie? I'm sure Rosie and Karen provided just the stimulation you needed in that venture.
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Rosie and Karen - Korrektly representing the feminine flower of Progressive Socialism. Can you smell-l-l-l what these Progs are cookin'?

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Krasno,

Red Square's Maintenance Crew Chief, SGT Camy, says "hi".
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Her specialty is pistons.


 
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