Red Square clearly headed for Hollywood!
And (Comrade Director, VNIMANIYE!) linguistically riveting :
Thank you, JosephStalinthe3rd, for making me a member of the oppressed toon community. I'll never look in the mirror the same way again.
Now, in addition to GMU police, I'll also have to watch out for Judge Doom's green concoction known as "dip."
Its lethal effects on toons are well-documented.
Perhaps you are aware, after The Sandman dropped out of the race I was taken hostage by Mao Their Dung's bodyguards.
I spent many months in a cage somewhere in Asia. I finally escaped and am, for the moment, living in hiding in Virginia.
When I finally got out, this amazing story was the first truth that I learned of and I felt compelled to share my own insider knowledge of these events. This inside information was discovered in an email dump from a top DNC staffer. I do not know if the Russians were involved.
I tried to come up with some good protest chants, "Hands up, it's just wheat paste" carries the intent, but doesn't chant well. "I can't adhere" Is short and catchy, but requires too much explanation.
Oh well, back to the drawing board on the back of my shovel...
alack, those days... _ Ho!Ho!Ho-Chi-Minh! _ ... aaaaand Comradette Hanoi Jane* . . . . .
* what a waste of a (sssexy!) could-have-been-True-American-Chick persona.
I mean it ― (sssexy!) True-American-Chick ― in a most simpatico and respectful way, like here :
(Obama finger and common-sense lady, carried her feminine beauty over into - now - aged years)