Where do I begin? How about I start by telling you my head hurts and I am personally fed up with the “Bible” thumping fanatical zealots and their preaching on morality. Who are they to judge us? When will the Religious Reich accept the revealed truth of the Prophet Darwin and his dancing accordion wielding monkey disciples? How much more proof are these backward superstitious rednecks going to need to accept that we are right and they are wrong? *Sigh* Now you know why my head hurts so badly. Comrades, lets face the truth here, if they just abandoned all faith and realized that unrestrained monkey sex for millions of years produced us, we could then easily all go home happy and filled with the spirit of the revolution. This is not hard science, its progressive science™ which makes it easy to believe. Hmm, my phone is ringing; excuse me for a moment…
Chairman M.S Punchenko gossiping on the phone like a little school girlChairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko speaking, how can I use you? Oh hello Jim! Yeah, yeah I’m fabulous, just fabulous, got that extra 100K this week. How are you doing? Oh really, well I always thought she was a whore anyways. Yeah, yeah she got around alright! HA! Heard she’s been messing around with Pravda too. I know, must be the uniform and the extra potato ration, gets em’ every time. So, what can I do for you Jim? Oh really, ya don’t say. OK, well I will inform the collective of that… Say hello to your wife for me, OK now, buh-bye.” *click*
Ughh, I hate that S.O.B. To bad for him he doesn’t know I’m seeing his wife. OK, where were we, oh yeah, Evolution™ and moral authority™. Well, I just learned from sissy-boy Jim that we are in fact converting to a more “faith” based persuasion – but weren't we the ones who accused the Reich of using the "Bible" for political reasons? I know; I just got done railing against them myself for being backward superstitious rednecks. But that was then and this is now and the nutroot’s community has insisted we begin tricking and fooling the Religious Reich into crossing the line and joining the Party. Already our useful-idiots are in the transition process to appear "religious”. Will this work? I’m not sure. But I am happy for us to once again find another way to out hypocrite everyone.
REPENT SPENDERS! GOD/GODDESS/MAYTAG REPAIR(WO)MYN SAID SO!
(For all those wondering, the Maytag Repair(wo)myn is the Deity of all appliances, he/she/bag o' chips must be represented as well.)
Chairman M.S Punchenko
P.S - I am looking for a PS3, if anyone has any connections to a retailer just let me know. Thanks.
There are times when I believe myself to be the truthiest of truth-tellers, and then I see something like this and stand in awe.
Quote:P.S - I am looking for a PS3, if anyone has any connections to a retailer just let me know. Thanks.
I think one sold on Ebay for over 20,000 capitalist extortion units. Maybe if you blackmail someone, you could get one for free. I myself am waiting a few months until all the bugs are worked out, and better games come out. Although Resistance Fall of Man looks good.
Ugh, now I'm disgusted and will have to go out now in the cold and confiscate one of these PS3's from some kid for the Common Good-- I must get my hands on one! I even heard they are coming out with GTA4!!! I must stop this senseless enjoyment..errhmm... I mean murder at once!
Turn in your PS3's to me! Help stop the murder! REPENT SPENDERS!
Chairman M. S. PunchenkoThese gentle appliances have feelings Comrade Premier, they feel the painful jerking on their joysticks and the acidic sweat on their controllers -- this is murder and I must protest!
Comrade Chairman, O'Brien would be proud! Your radicalism is boundless. Have you considered writing S&M novellas for the amusement, and, better yet, bemusement of Oceania's proles? Distraction impedes reaction. We've got to keep them preoccupied, so that we can work in behalf of their Greater Good™.
On the "cutting edge" of Edukation,
I can only hope and pray/send good energy to the God(s)/Godess(s)/Maytag Repair(wo)myn(s) up above that someday the Religious Reich will accept our new turn to Progressive Faith and accept us within their orthodox congregations (so that we may tear it down from within). I really would like to show my films someday in a public venue -- like a church/temple/synagogue/Circuit City/Biology class or any other place of worship.
Drinking a glass of Propaganda and listening to Khachaturian,
Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko