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Tea-rrorists! Now serving Lemon Flavored KOOLAID!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Komrades!

I beg to report a new tactic by the Tea-rrorists!

These evil bastards! (Yes, forgive..me it is superfilously redundant)

Now they are serving KOOLAID to...the Children™ And earning a PROFIT in the process!

Thankfully, Kapitalist Hill Police were on hand and bravely stood in the line of video to shut them down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04MNf1Y ... r_embedded

Patriots, I tell you... They are Patriots for enduring the violent video assault...for The Children™

This is a growing scourge... Tea-rrorist lemon-flavored KOOLAID stands! Thankfully, local cops are most vigilant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed8O7b0 ... detailpage
(Obviously these little kapitalist piglets are home schooled!)

What makes it most diabolical is that serving KOOLAID to the masses is OUR GIG! (Which is why WE protect our franchise through prohibitive licensing fees)

So, If You See Something, Say Something!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
It appears these defiant little bastards are recruiting child tea-rrorists through online social media...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10Bk9c ... detailpage

We MUST give Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) the Internet Switch to shut this kind of propaganda down!

It is for the Children™

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
My Obama! This is a pandemic!

We MUST stop this homeschooling crap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAsBkGg ... detailpage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOCtXUi ... detailpage

Why cannot these childern just sell crack and methamphetamines like other children???

It appears we should reprise COPS! and highlight this growing threat to our national fabric... You know, video footage of heavily armed, jackbooted SWAT teams taking down lemonade stands? Undercover 20/20 footage of the seedy, sordid underworld of pirate lemonade peddling...something to disuade the parents from allowing their progressive childern to fall in with this sort of crowd?

Perhaps someone at the Cube knows influential members of the media who can arrange this?

Or maybe we should just tax


Raum Emmanual Goldstein
I like it!

Maybe we should also teach them to JUST SAY NO!

We could provide federal dollars to provide the urchins a free X-Box to keep them zoned out in front of the telly.

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Oh dear. These poor deluded young ones! Thank Gaia that they still have years of public school, followed by a college education, to teach them the folly of these seemingly innocent "entrepreneurial" pranks! By the time they're through the 10th grade they'll be sneering at the youngsters (who, by then, will be subject to ObamaRules™ Lemonade Stand Violation 103.2, paragraph 6a and immediately imprisoned without trial). And following their years at a good university, they'll be shoveling beets and laughing about how foolish they were when they were young!

~spit~ lemonadefreedom.com ~spit~

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Oh dear. These poor deluded young ones! Thank Gaia that they still have years of public school, followed by a college education, to teach them the folly of these seemingly innocent "entrepreneurial" pranks! By the time they're through the 10th grade they'll be sneering at the youngsters (who, by then, will be subject to ObamaRules™ Lemonade Stand Violation 103.2, paragraph 6a and immediately imprisoned without trial). And following their years at a good university, they'll be shoveling beets and laughing about how foolish they were when they were young!

~spit~ lemonadefreedom.com ~spit~

The problem is that many of these little "cherubs" are HOMESCHOOLED! These Tea-rrorists HAVE to be STOPPED!


 
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