First off, I would like to thank Attorney General Martha Coakley for changing the bourgeois name of Massachusetts, to the new and great "Massachusettes". This will show the AmeriKKKan pigs that we shall not be confined to spelling corrupt western names properly. Instead we shall add Vowels to show our Victory over the swine.



More congratulations are in order for Comrade Coakley. She is taking on the most corrupt capitalist organization, the Garden Club Federation of "Massachusettes." These corrupt greedy individualists sell, yes sell, Gaia's children in order to fund their operation. How disgusting! I am happy to see that our dear comrad is stepping in to shut them down or at least ensure that they are paying taxes to the State of "Massachusettes." With their taxes we shall purchase land for wild flowers to grow in the name of Gaia. We shall also use the money to go to public education in order to show the evils of capitalism, especially in the hands of these Horrid Horticulturalists.


Here is picture of what they were using their funds for:


https://www.flickr.com/photos/neilrickards/ / CC BY 2.0

(doesn't it just turn your stomach?)

May Gaia be praised.

-Mon Tse-Tro

Just wait until we take over that other New England State and change it's name to Disconnecticut. Then it's on to Pennslavokia and Gaymarryland....YEHAAA!

Gasp! Look at what the Garden Club is <i>doing</i> to the poor flowers! They've been forced into the shape of an icon of hate! My floral brethren must be rescued!

...Then promptly euthanized so as to spare them the anguish of memory.

Actually, the correct spelling is "Taxachusetts". It's for the Kennedy children.

Comrades, have you missed that the final <i>e</i> makes it seem very French? That is a prelude to Massachussettes' assuming the mantle of <a href="https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/f ... ml">French military victories</a>.

Let's get the Outer Party on this one comrades, the last thing we need is Scott Brownstain hammering Coakley on this. It's one thing when Boosh or Quale makes a spelling error, they are morons, but when a glorious Party puppet leader makes it, we have to correct it, after all, how else are we going to fool get the proles to vote for us?

Theo, if it were a French translation, wouldn't be something more along these lines, Mássecú'setts?

I consider everything that it not obviously English with a final e to be frogified.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I consider everything that it not obviously English with a final e to be frogified.

Commissar Theo we must remember our French party brethren. They have ferociously fought to remove all facets of capitalist living from their country.

They have obviously been very successful in their efforts since the average Frenchman's wage is under the AmericKKKan poverty equality line.

We should not say "frogified" for frogs are gluttonous like the evil known as the USAtan.

We can infiltrate English words with Euro-Socialist words by saying that we are simply, "Spreading the vowels around." Slowly but surely the French influence will be so permeated with radical vowels that the American Redneck Hicks from Hicksylvania will have to submit to the Euro-Socialist language known as French.

Did you know that <i>Das Kapital</i> was first written in French and then translated into German?

But it almost didn't get done. The manuscript was dropped a thousand times before it got done.

Do you know why there is a crime wave in Paris? Every time the fireworks go off at Eurodisney, all the French gendarmes drop their rifles.

Do you know why there are so many trees on the Champs-Élysées? So that the Germans won't sweat when they march into Paris.

Do you know why there is no word for seventy in French? They say sixty-ten. Because in 1870 the Germans marched through the Arc de Triomphe. (This is true.)

What is the rarest rifle in the world? The French rifle that has not been dropped.

The French. They're there when they need you.

Actually I spent a week in France in 1979 and I had a good time. My physician has been a translator between French and English and was recently in Paris and asked a waiter, "Where is all the nasty attitude?"

He said that the government told them to knock of off--they needed the tourist revenue.

And to be fair, outside Paris the French were quite nice, and in Normandy they love Americans, from what I'm told. So I'm talking about Parisians only.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I consider everything that it not obviously English with a final e to be frogified.

Fair enough, and a state with Jean-Fancois Kerry as a senator is French enough outside of France for most folks.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Let's get the Outer Party on this one comrades, the last thing we need is Scott Brownstain hammering Coakley on this. It's one thing when Boosh or Quale makes a spelling error, they are morons, but when a glorious Party puppet leader makes it, we have to correct it, after all, how else are we going to fool get the proles to vote for us?

I quite agree. We Party(TM) members are supposed to be more educated than the Rethuglicans. That is why it is OUR job to educate the masses, not theirs. There is nothing wrong with spelling errors per se, but no registered Party Member should be allowed to misspell unless he/she/it is trying to illustrate a point.

On the other hand, it is fine if the masses misspell, as they all deserve the same grade anyway.

Four hundred years ago orthography was unknown--you would find the same word spelled two different ways on the same page.

I move that we go back to that. That is one less thing that teachers would have to teach. So long as people can be understood, that's all that matters. In this vein we should put out a grammar which tells how to communicate depending on intonation, like that memorable phrase "Fuhgeddaboutit."

In this case people will be judged on their communication skills by how often they say, "You know what I mean?" "and all that" and of course "You know what I'm saying."

We could also have, "I'm just saying." (Which is to my mind delightful. "Martha Coakley fingers hamsters in the back of a closet. I'm just saying."

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Four hundred years ago orthography was unknown--you would find the same word spelled two different ways on the same page.

I move that we go back to that. That is one less thing that teachers would have to teach. So long as people can be understood, that's all that matters. In this vein we should put out a grammar which tells how to communicate depending on intonation, like that memorable phrase "Fuhgeddaboutit."

In this case people will be judged on their communication skills by how often they say, "You know what I mean?" "and all that" and of course "You know what I'm saying."

We could also have, "I'm just saying." (Which is to my mind delightful. "Martha Coakley fingers hamsters in the back of a closet. I'm just saying."

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If we set it up to promote useless phrases like "You know what I mean" and "S'up?" That would be the last straw into my fall into insanity.

I hear people throw that all over the place and it drives me nuts because said phrases have lost all meaning to it. Huxley was right, the degeneration of a language is when phrases are introduced which over time lose said meaning.

Or Orwell: Bad English is the beginning of the end. The biggest fall was rap, which lead to the abolition of cases. "Whom" is a pariah; English is traduced, and English grammar is very simple compared to other grammars. Read Latin to find out how simple English is and we cannot do that.

[quote="Commissar_Elliott"]Let's get the Outer Party on this one comrades, the last thing we need is Scott Brownstain hammering Coakley on this. It's one thing when Boosh or Quale makes a spelling error, they are morons, but when a glorious Party puppet leader makes it, we have to correct it, after all, how else are we going to fool get the proles to vote for us?

Theo, if it were a French translation, wouldn't be something more along these lines, Mássecú'setts?[/quote] Peut-être Messe aux Chaussettes, which means, literally, “(Catholic) Mass of shoes.” [oops, pardonnez-moi, socks. TT, 1/13]Or, the French translation of the original Algonquin name, which would be “à la colline.”

Years ago, before our ancesters experienced some cultivation from the European hordes, English was pretty much just German with an English accent. Then the French invaded, and things have slowly but steadily improved such that, in a few years, we will have erased all memory of things Anglo-Saxon from the kollective memory.

How amusing it is to see the chattel of the right bemoan the loss of the base, gutteral sounds in the Peoples' language, as in this article from one of their propaganda pieces:
(beginning on pg 7 of this .pdf under title "Word Watch" ) https://libertyunbound.com/sites/files/printarchive/Liberty_Magazine_September_2010.pdf

Father Prog Theocritus wrote: Do you know why there is no word for seventy in French? They say sixty-ten. Because in 1870 the Germans marched through the Arc de Triomphe. (This is true.)
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Here in Michigan, I heard an audible sigh of relief coming from France and through Canada midnight of 12/31/1999, when all the francophone news commentators no longer had to say "Hello, tonight is [insert month and day here], thousand, nine hundred, four twenties, ten, nine" and just had to say "...two thousands." Life is easy until they get to "two thousands twenty and one," "two thousands twenty and two", etc.

Comrade Theo,

To help support the effort at Dien Bien Phu [1954] there was a big sale on French Rifles from WWII . The biggest selling feature was they had never been fired, and only dropped once.
That may have reduced the availability of more weapons substantially!


They lost Dien Bien Phu as well.