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7/13/2016, 3:15 pm
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"What's in YOUR wallet?"
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7/14/2016, 12:15 am
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Krasnodar wrote:
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[highlight=#ffff00]" What's in YOUR wallet ? "[/highlight]

Nothing you Kapitalist pig! Only kapitalists have wallets! In our glorious kollektive, nobody has wallets, we have barcodes tattooed to our foreheads that get scanned when we want to use some ration stamps. Any other cards or other IDs get carried around in rubber-banded bundles, if we can get rubber bands. if not, they just float around in our pockets or haversacks made from old bedsheets or curtains.
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7/14/2016, 3:05 am
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You forgot to label me as a " Lackey of the rich " and the ever popular " Oppressor of the poor."
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7/14/2016, 9:10 am
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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Krasnodar wrote:
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[highlight=#ffff00]" What's in YOUR wallet ? "[/highlight]

Nothing you Kapitalist pig! Only kapitalists have wallets! In our glorious kollektive, nobody has wallets, we have barcodes tattooed to our foreheads that get scanned when we want to use some ration stamps. Any other cards or other IDs get carried around in rubber-banded bundles, if we can get rubber bands. if not, they just float around in our pockets or haversacks made from old [highlight=#ffff00]bedsheets[/highlight] or [highlight=#ffff00]curtains[/highlight].

Stierlitz, Comrade:

RE: (new/old) Bedsheets; (new/old) Curtains; Order-299709.3b; Report to Room 443, basement of the Ministery of Information at sunrise on 7-15-2016. Be prepared for extensive travel and/or possible relocation.
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7/14/2016, 12:23 pm
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Captain Craptek wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Krasnodar wrote:
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[highlight=#ffff00]" What's in YOUR wallet ? "[/highlight]

Nothing you Kapitalist pig! Only kapitalists have wallets! In our glorious kollektive, nobody has wallets, we have barcodes tattooed to our foreheads that get scanned when we want to use some ration stamps. Any other cards or other IDs get carried around in rubber-banded bundles, if we can get rubber bands. if not, they just float around in our pockets or haversacks made from old [highlight=#ffff00]bedsheets[/highlight] or [highlight=#ffff00]curtains[/highlight].

Stierlitz, Comrade:

RE: (new/old) Bedsheets; (new/old) Curtains; Order-299709.3b; Report to Room 443, basement of the Ministery of Information at sunrise on 7-15-2016. Be prepared for extensive travel and/or possible relocation.

Ivan, you do realize that by "bedsheets" and "curtains", I mean the ones that we liberate from the rich each time we revolutionize a country. The state collects them, and if you file the proper forms they'll give you some. Perhaps I should have elaborated.
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